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2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
with her big bitey teeth and thick skin...she lives underwater too...
with her big bitey teeth and thick skin...she lives underwater too...
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
crocodile? Where?
(tick tick tick)
crocodile? Where?
(tick tick tick)
...tick tick tick....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Don't look at me, I don't know.
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It's hard enough trying to keep track of your lighter round this bunch of bas*rds, let alone random crocodiles.
Now apple cookies..........
Don't look at me, I don't know.
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It's hard enough trying to keep track of your lighter round this bunch of bas*rds, let alone random crocodiles.
Now apple cookies..........
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Heard this on the radio on my way to work yesterday and I've had it buzzing round in my head for 2 days.
Just wanted a copy of the lyrics where I could find them again.
"Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
"
The guy couldn't sing worth a toss but it always brings a smile and/or a tear to my face depending on what kind of mood I'm in.
Heard this on the radio on my way to work yesterday and I've had it buzzing round in my head for 2 days.
Just wanted a copy of the lyrics where I could find them again.
"Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
"
The guy couldn't sing worth a toss but it always brings a smile and/or a tear to my face depending on what kind of mood I'm in.
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Posted:
*pets crocodile* hehehe, I think it could have been sweet to be
SMALLBOY
Raider of the Lost Ark
Man, I need to get a life
*pets crocodile* hehehe, I think it could have been sweet to be
SMALLBOY
Raider of the Lost Ark
Man, I need to get a life
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Poi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London
316 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hi mate
You bitched at me for not posting on your thread, so i found some info, which will help you make people laugh even more than you already do!!
Top 10 Funniest Things Midgets and Dwarves (and small boys) Do
Source: Harvard University Humor Committee, 2001
1. Wear children's clothing
2. Fight each other
3. Dance
4. Impersonate tall celebrities
5. Play basketball
6. Try to jump to get things held up high by tall people
7. Fight tall people
8. Dress like tall people
9. Stand
10. Climb onto chairs for tall people
“Midgets and dwarves topped the list because they appeal to an inherent desire of tall people,” said Dr. Nathaniel Neville III, the head of the committee. “A desire to see midgets and dwarves dancing around in funny costumes.”
Heheheheheheheh
Hi mate
You bitched at me for not posting on your thread, so i found some info, which will help you make people laugh even more than you already do!!
Top 10 Funniest Things Midgets and Dwarves (and small boys) Do
Source: Harvard University Humor Committee, 2001
1. Wear children's clothing
2. Fight each other
3. Dance
4. Impersonate tall celebrities
5. Play basketball
6. Try to jump to get things held up high by tall people
7. Fight tall people
8. Dress like tall people
9. Stand
10. Climb onto chairs for tall people
“Midgets and dwarves topped the list because they appeal to an inherent desire of tall people,” said Dr. Nathaniel Neville III, the head of the committee. “A desire to see midgets and dwarves dancing around in funny costumes.”
Heheheheheheheh
Is that magnets!?
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
Fancy a game of snap?
Fancy a game of snap?
...tick tick tick....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hmmmm, this would be funnier if:-
a) I hadn't just grown out of kids clothes
b) I didn't used to fight lots of ppl in tournaments
c) I don't go out ravin it every other weekend wiv u & other peeps
d) I wasn't a secret Naomi Campbell impersonator
e) an ex-college basketball team playa
f) I didn't normally kick tall ppl in the nuts to get what they're holding up
g) See f)
h) Dress the same as tall ppl but in shorter clothes
i) Have the necessity to stand up every so often
j) Climb onto chair to reach shelves.
I AM NOT A MIDGET, I AM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED..................
Mr Hooks Bane sir, I am assuming that you've only just learned to type, since you have about 90 posts and you're member 1159.
Would you like a crocodile keyboard put on order???
Hmmmm, this would be funnier if:-
a) I hadn't just grown out of kids clothes
b) I didn't used to fight lots of ppl in tournaments
c) I don't go out ravin it every other weekend wiv u & other peeps
d) I wasn't a secret Naomi Campbell impersonator
e) an ex-college basketball team playa
f) I didn't normally kick tall ppl in the nuts to get what they're holding up
g) See f)
h) Dress the same as tall ppl but in shorter clothes
i) Have the necessity to stand up every so often
j) Climb onto chair to reach shelves.
I AM NOT A MIDGET, I AM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED..................
Mr Hooks Bane sir, I am assuming that you've only just learned to type, since you have about 90 posts and you're member 1159.
Would you like a crocodile keyboard put on order???
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
My boyfriend is also a wee man. He wishes that I was smaller than the other way round!
quote:Don't you mean headbutt tall people in the nuts!!
) I didn't normally kick tall ppl in the nuts to get what they're holding up
My boyfriend is also a wee man. He wishes that I was smaller than the other way round!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Damn right, ickle girls = ickle hands....
(Don't make me explain this)
Damn right, ickle girls = ickle hands....
(Don't make me explain this)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
No, but next time I meet your lady at Spitz, we'll get her drunk and explain to us.
Well they do say that more than a handful is a waste!
Who THEY are though is the question??
No, but next time I meet your lady at Spitz, we'll get her drunk and explain to us.
Well they do say that more than a handful is a waste!
Who THEY are though is the question??
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cant be there tonight i'm afraid i gots some more work to finish off for tomorrow oh well have some liquorice allsorts instead
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Cant be there tonight i'm afraid i gots some more work to finish off for tomorrow oh well have some liquorice allsorts instead
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Never assume
Always Acknowledge
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Neither can I! Sigh!
Maybe you can explain 'ickle'hands comment to me next week Mima! Tee hee
Have a good week
Neither can I! Sigh!
Maybe you can explain 'ickle'hands comment to me next week Mima! Tee hee
Have a good week
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Using 1900th post to go
No SmallGirl tonight
Goes off to induce lots of drugs
Using 1900th post to go
No SmallGirl tonight
Goes off to induce lots of drugs
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Poi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London
316 posts
Location: London
Posted:
(*Ding Dong*)
Er... MR. Cameron, mam?
Flea infested prairie dog delivery.
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Sign here please:
_______________________________ X
Sorry but brown was the only colour option remaining!!!
(*Ding Dong*)
Er... MR. Cameron, mam?
Flea infested prairie dog delivery.
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Sign here please:
_______________________________ X
Sorry but brown was the only colour option remaining!!!
Is that magnets!?
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
no one ever gives me pest ridden pests
no one ever gives me pest ridden pests
Meh
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
looks more like a chinchilla to me...
looks more like a chinchilla to me...
old hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
/me shoots UCOF
If thats a chinchilla, I'm...I'm... the tooth fairy
Chinchilla's are hairier
/me shoots UCOF
If thats a chinchilla, I'm...I'm... the tooth fairy
Chinchilla's are hairier
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Here, Cam.
Have a brain:
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Here, Cam.
Have a brain:
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
I found a relation...spot the similarities...your both cute and furry hehe
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I found a relation...spot the similarities...your both cute and furry hehe
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Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah but he can spin 4 firetaffs at once....
Yeah but he can spin 4 firetaffs at once....
Meh
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
he he he .... cute lil thing you are Mr Small boy... when did you die your fur all blue ? dang travelling does not keep me up to date with london newest fashion
hugs and smiles
Cass
he he he .... cute lil thing you are Mr Small boy... when did you die your fur all blue ? dang travelling does not keep me up to date with london newest fashion
hugs and smiles
Cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
jesus!
look what i found on page 4!!
how you doing bud? see you tomrrow evening then shall i?
jesus!
look what i found on page 4!!
how you doing bud? see you tomrrow evening then shall i?
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
U better do Mr UCOF sir, haven't seen u in AAAAAAAAAAAAAges.....unless u get grounded again - lol
Page 4 though.....tut........it's coz i'm not luvved any more but hey......
Cass - I was going for green but it all went wrong -
HU GZ 4 everyone else - x
U better do Mr UCOF sir, haven't seen u in AAAAAAAAAAAAAges.....unless u get grounded again - lol
Page 4 though.....tut........it's coz i'm not luvved any more but hey......
Cass - I was going for green but it all went wrong -
HU GZ 4 everyone else - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hmm there is a rumour that you were going to charge people for all the tea cake and sliffs always circulating your thread.
Perhaps that is why you have been left on pg 4!! Some people are fierce stingy with hugs, I tell ya
Are the straighjackets free?
Hmm there is a rumour that you were going to charge people for all the tea cake and sliffs always circulating your thread.
Perhaps that is why you have been left on pg 4!! Some people are fierce stingy with hugs, I tell ya
Are the straighjackets free?
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yep, all is free since I don't pay for it either.
Post one tells you where they're hanging - x
Yep, all is free since I don't pay for it either.
Post one tells you where they're hanging - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
I may just toddle off and get one for myself, despite the obvious madness, I may go entirely nuts if I have to work in this office anymore, I've been busy as hell the past couple of weeks and my boss has just taken a couple of days off to move into his new place on Regent St., St. Johns wood just was not good enough for him anymore I guess (no really, bitter, gosh not at all )
I may just toddle off and get one for myself, despite the obvious madness, I may go entirely nuts if I have to work in this office anymore, I've been busy as hell the past couple of weeks and my boss has just taken a couple of days off to move into his new place on Regent St., St. Johns wood just was not good enough for him anymore I guess (no really, bitter, gosh not at all )
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yep, but try buying a kebab for under a tenner on Regent Street -
In fact, try bying a fcuking kebab in general round there........no fields either, no peace and quiet, no trees and above all it's SEVERELY lacking in prostitutes
Yep, but try buying a kebab for under a tenner on Regent Street -
In fact, try bying a fcuking kebab in general round there........no fields either, no peace and quiet, no trees and above all it's SEVERELY lacking in prostitutes
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
err.. I was just about to say - COME TO THE CUNTRY.. but we don't have any prostitutes.. just high class hookers.. I'm sure my ex could hook you up with a few of them.. he knows enough of them I now find out.. hindsite huh..
err.. I was just about to say - COME TO THE CUNTRY.. but we don't have any prostitutes.. just high class hookers.. I'm sure my ex could hook you up with a few of them.. he knows enough of them I now find out.. hindsite huh..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Well if I had the money to burn I would not be living in Regent St either. Around Regents park mebbe
Seems to be a terrible lack of Tarts (the for sale variety) around Tooting as well.
Mistix - are you saying that your exboyf (henceforth called 'the fool' if you wish) was a pimp or that he liked high class hookers Or that he pimped sheep? Anyhow this sounds like a PM topic so sorry Smallboy
Well if I had the money to burn I would not be living in Regent St either. Around Regents park mebbe
Seems to be a terrible lack of Tarts (the for sale variety) around Tooting as well.
Mistix - are you saying that your exboyf (henceforth called 'the fool' if you wish) was a pimp or that he liked high class hookers Or that he pimped sheep? Anyhow this sounds like a PM topic so sorry Smallboy
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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