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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Afternoon, and welcome!

Come along to Summer Spinnin' this weekend and say hello.

smiley_dup1member
108 posts
Location: Essex


Posted:
Hello.

I am a woman.
But I am on the other side of the world, how sad

Gday and welcome from OZ

I don't like living below the tropic of Capricorn..... and now I seem to be in England...... how did I get here???


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Going home for the weekend to see Laura and my mum but I'll be there next time - Sounds wicked.

Hello to Oz

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


starbukmember
75 posts
Location: East Side


Posted:
Hi there small boy!

And welcome. I see you have good taste in music, well not sure about the Techno, but the rest of its all good!

You should come and see the London kru at one of our sessons in Clapham (theres lots of ladies 4 u to stare at!) or the beach thing on friday. Have you tried it with Fire yet? Your'll have more then just women coming over to c wotz going on. If u c blue lights in the distance and little bouncing yellow ones coming ur way, run......I do!

Take it easy,

Dont forget to bring a towel


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Hurro Small boy! the fire family groweth like an unnoticed fungal infection!
do you ever get the 'wrong' kinda attention on the 'net by wearing that name?
these are not the droids were looking for!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hey hey hey cru, Will definitely be there at one of your Clapham gigs because I have details.
As for seeing strange coloured lights in the distance?????.....Well that's just a saturday night night out innit?
What's the wrong kind of attention Bender???
Maybe I'm looking for strange old peadophile types - lol.
"My name is Cartman and I am a small boy looking for an older man"
Cool beans - Well cheers guys, it's always nice to know you're welcome & loved - HUGZ

[ 31 July 2002, 19:03: Message edited by: Small Boy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
*brings some sweets and cinnamon bun thingies by*

hulooooo anyone home?

well, i'll leave these on the table if not...

*runs finger along teh tabel...*

hmm, a tad dusty in here.

*dusts and gernally straightens up*

now where did that boy get to?

*hums merrily as she wanders out into the yard*

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
**Walks in with beer, assorted munchies and large bag of weed.**

Oh no, someone bumped my post. Having looked at which I have much groaning, banging head on table and editing to do.
OOOOOOooooo buns......

**Walks to cupboard and gets Rizla**

Anyone coming in for a smoke?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Give me a sec to grab my coat and hat then I'm all yours little fella.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Is he a friend of yours then Lis?

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Embarrassingly enough for the poor lass 'tis tru..... Oh well sweetpea, more weed for us.

Oh Kyrian, if you're out in the yard (Garden for all us poor uneducated London folk), can you fill up the paraffin tub? - my wicks are a bit dry.
T'would be spiffing me dearest.....

**Shuffles off to get beer out of the fridge & find out where the rest of the London cru's hiding**

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
*turns on the praffin sprinklers for Kyrian* She's kinda asleep now. So I'll take over the job for her now.

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hey C@ntus long time no read, how the hell are you young man?

Samll Boy????? errrmm no friend of mine, never heard of his name before.....think he might be the strange person that keeps following me every place I go (ohh sorry I've just been informed that it's my shadow) tehehehe

Nahh Small Boy's cool as ice, we love you Small Boy.

Lisa

XX

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
*gets up from under a bush*

my, that was a nice nap. silly Kinudin always seems to be under the impression that i need sleep or i won't be healthy. But then he's prolly right.

oooh, look, a full parrafin tub. and you have an automatic shut off on the parrafin sprinklers. lurvely, lurvely. and thanks for helpin me out Kinudin.

now, Smallboy, what's for breakfast? (even tho it's like 2 over there)

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning gorgeous, good nap?
Breakfast:- **Groans realising he now has to do "host" things and not sit round stoned in the armchair**
Whatever you like hon.....we have.....
Eggs, Bacon, Beans, Sausage, Fried tomato (for those that eat healthy fruit/vegetable type things), Fried Bread and/or toast in the fry-up range....
Alternatively we have stuff on toast, ie jam, marmite, marmalade, nutella if it isn't too early for all you sweet tooths or maple syrup.
We have an assortment of cereals, and of course you're welcome to fruit juice, coffee, tea or whatever the hell is in the cupboard. - Phew.....
I'll make it as soon as I've smoked this joint, and drunk my cup of tea.
Anyone else while I'm up? - feel free to place orders below - LOL......
Feel free to grab a shower, there's some towels on the radiator.
BTW we have spare beds for next time, although you may have to put up with sleeping amidst several lava lamps and UV lights.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
awww, thank you darlin.
this fruit juice is rather good, don't worry about me i'll have some toast and jam together in no time.

no need to worry about little things like hosting. I really ought to get home and feed my puppy though. didn't quite mean to fall asleep out in ur garden *sheepish grin*

i think i'll make some cookies this afternoon...

*skips off singing*

*pokes head back in door*

thank you sweetest, for ur lurvely little house and garden and breakfast....

*skips off again*

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
ummmmm.......hello

how do you do?

fnf xx

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It is customary at this point to shake hands. A waggle at least would be polite. Those without kindly wave a flipper/tentacle.

*wanders off to embark on a chive philadelpia and marmite on toast experiment*

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok. that experiment went badly.

Meh


FireFly Guymember
49 posts
Location: Dunedin


Posted:
good to see that some of us are still keen do some out there experimentation, Quodos to you my good man

For those of you who dig Quotes: be true, be real, be a cool cat and your fire shall burn bright through all of your experiences in life and in death


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Hi SmallBoy, the party has moved to your place. I bought you a bottle of port as a housewarming present.

I also have some fuel, fancy a twirl?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
hey, thought i'd stop over

there's no orange juice left at my house, so i couldn't bring anything as Kurobei is hiding the marshmallows under teh couch cushions

but i brought my poi! i'd love to twirl with ya rozi. now where's that boy....??

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:




Hey, I heard there was an oj shortage here, i've come to help.



I also brought some Hobnobs if anyone's interested.

I'm sleepy now, I'll be on the couch schnoozing if I'm needed...........ahh........it's a lonely life......

whats up with all the limitations?


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
awwww....

kurobei really is magic!

(what's a hobnob?)

you ought to get up and spin with us Kurobei. then you needn't be so lonely. plus kyri might have a hug for you if you join us outside

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(**Comes in smoking joint**)

Wicked, (**runz round tidying quick b4 people notice how trashed the place is**) - sorry haven't been home in a few weeks and you know how these little pixies come round and sprinkle dust all over the show.......(No offence to pixies, fairy queens or anything else small & cute)

(**Gets beer & munchies, puts wicks in to soak........and sticks soft house CD on**)

Anyone for chocolate fudge cake????

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Well who could refuse an offer like that.......although I am REALLY tierd....



Hey SmallBoy, is there another pot to soak my wicks in or is your big enough?

A Hobnob is like an oaty, sweetmeal biscuit covered in milk chocolate, they are food sent from above.....mmmmmmm, milk chocolate............

[ 23 August 2002, 20:17: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I am all about chocolate fudge cake.

I don't suppose i could have a hit too?

and yay for Kurobei joining us *hugs* this should be a fun one

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
::walks into the thread with a pillow in her hand::

can I please sleep right here whil you guys party this way I can be with you and FINALLY get the sleep I've been DYING to have since ... last monday ....

shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
of course you can sleep cass darlin

kurobei got up off the couch so it's all free....



we love you- want some food before ur sweet dreams?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hey Cass, use the sofa, it's REALLY comfortable!!!

Hits Kyri soft and playfull like on the shoulder (hehehe)

You're 'it'............

whats up with all the limitations?


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