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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
10 out of 10 for effort that man.
How's u chap?
Edit - Tea with 2 sugars still cooling -

[ 22. November 2002, 05:28: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
aww sweety,

you know i just love those hugs yay!

how are you? by the souind of it you should be very very happy with all the booty-full pixie dust and bounce lol, fraid i cant contribute to that (being a poor student) so hope these fairycakes do for much *places down plate with hunny, chocolate and vanilla cakes*

huge hugs and fluff
lolli


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
feeling 10 times better than on monday night/tuesday

cheers for the support - it was well needed!

random question - who was it that you introduced me to the first time i met you @ spitz - girl with fairly long brown hair? you were sitting outside of the ropes sitting and chatting - possibly amy k?

*spills cam's tea all over the shop*

shit. sorry, i always do that - its normally on my first visit to someone's place so consider yourself lucky.

*wanders off in a daze to make more tea*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
*mumbles bout pop culture* and then I told the rhinocerous that he wasn't grey, he was a really dark white, and he said....mumble....mumble...mumble...blah...blah

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by coleman:
who was it that you introduced me to the first time i met you @ spitz - girl with fairly long brown hair? you were sitting outside of the ropes sitting and chatting - possibly amy k?
Oh dear..
Amy K has not so long blonde brown hair (more blonde) you might be thinking of me...

I gots long blondy brown (more brown) curly hair... you cant miss me... So was it me?
Was there anything pink around? Clothes? Pois? Leg warmers? hair ties? hair wraps?
If there was then it was me... But do not mistake for the queen of pink... Alice we love you!

Anyways hope i might have cleared something up... Much love,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
it was not you drome (kelly?) - although i'm sure i have met you. twice!

i am john 'moohaha's friend who introduced us when i finally convinced him to come to spitz a little while ago.

i met you again in the bottom room at the rex a week or two later (don't ask me when that was!).
i was the one that skinned up for you because your charis was too sticky and then played with your stripy pink sock poi for a bit before wandering off again

so i guess this would be our official hop hello:

HELLO

i have not met alice yet but will do soon

smallboy - what's the plan for sunday? i hear on jez's thread we may be meetin up (at cath's place?) but i don't know any of the plans!?
i hope i haven't arranged loads of stuff and forgotten!
anyhoo, i'm free on sunday as far as i can remember so let me know what you're up for and i'll see ya then.

[ 22. November 2002, 09:12: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
Wicked I am happy to meet you on HOP!

BIG massive

I am sure if I see your face I will remember you but I know a couple of Moohaha's mates so I get a bit mixed up

Must be all the

Oh well I guess I could say I love it as much as Small... But I think thats impossible

Much love and hugs,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Coleman is easy to spot. He's the one that keeps giving my girlfriend hugs in every single post. Some fraggles would be grumpy about it y'know . . .

Meh

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
aww cantus

feel better now?

methinks you are quite paranoid for a fraggle!
were there really hugs in every post?

okay, i will refrain from hugging your fairy for the next two weeks - but you have to compensate for it

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
Hey mr. fraggle - I'm sure he's just being nice

*hugs cantus extra squeezily so he doesn't forget who this fairy loves*

We may have met him too y'know.

Hey small one - just popped in to say Hi. I'm aware I don't post in your place much - sorry

Forgive me? Here's something to

Hope you're happier now. If you get something in the post you have to promise not to open it til December 25th, ok?

love and hugs from me xx

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Coleman - Sunday.....we're not going to a cafe somewhere, no?

Even if we don't get to meet up with anyone else we could still go 4 a smoke. What say u?

(*AHEM - Anyone not doing anything Sunday afternoon give me a shout - *)

Amy K is the blond one normally with Big purply flares and a blue stick but I vaguely recall her being the victim of my random bitching session.
So, could be. Come down Tuesday and u can point them out - (*hint prod poke*)

(*Hugz Ros twice and cheekily sticks tongue out at C@ntus in a mischief making kinda way*)

I promise not to open it until the 25th unless it moves of it's own accord, starts to smell bad or I hear it ticking - mwa - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
hear it ticking..........lol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
oh yeah. apologies for the sieve-like brain thing.

i'll give the standard excuse:

i'm definitely still up for the cafe on sunday. completely forgotten where it is though so we kind of need kat to come!
if not, i shall be in clapham anyway either on the northside of the common or about 10 mins walk from clapham south.

either way i can meet you at a station and i should have some lovely fresh home grown for the w/end - i've been promised a minimum of 14% thc content (however i was also promised 18oz and i'm only getting one now so we'll see... ).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
Hello coleman I hope to meet you again soon! Oh wait did you go to the Nursing home squat?! Hairy Felon was living there and John was going to visit frequently...
I must have a try of your home grown! What did you think of the Charis me had at the party... Was so messed up my fingers were turning brown and sticky... I got so massed that weekend and had about 40 small tries of liberty when we got back to the house and unloaded all the deco tat...

I will probably see you again soon! I am always at the rex these days... Wasnt GMS wicked!

*doesnt forget to leave a big pure backrolled spliff for Smalls return* We wouldnt want to be a rude house guest now would we!
he surely might not want it as he likes sliffs these days but hey I like a bit of wongs everynow and again so I cant be pointing fingers!

Much love,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i'm sure we'll catch each other somewhere drome - if its not somewhere stupidly loud like the rex maybe we can have a chat too

i managed to get down to the nursing home squat about three times before it was all over. mainly just chilled in plink's room though so if you were around its not surprising you never noticed me.

gms did indeed rock it that night! your charis was lovely although i prefer to use a chilm in a club as (as we both discovered), skinning up is a major pain in the arse. the home grown is yours to skin up with if you can get yer ass to clapham on sunday... and bring some wongs if you make it.

sorry for this random meeting in yer house smalls, i'm leaving now.

*nicks the spliff, smokes the bit that looks like the 'p' part of it and leaves a smoking sliff in his wake as he slides out the door*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
(*wanders in 2 smoke sliff and goes to make giant chocolate cookies*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
That reminds me Small I did need to make cookies and mousse!!! I wil lbe back laters to toke some of that sliff with you oh wait are you on the spliffs again?!



Hope to see you soon babe! you know I think no matter how silly you are capable of being you are a genuine star and lovely boy in my books!

Love hugs and big smiles like the ones Small provides the world to brighten (sp?) our hearts and minds,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Luvzyu 2 babe - x

Big hug waiting for u next time we meet up.

Take care

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

DizMr Dizzy....
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty

Posted:
walks in sheepishlsy carrying munchies and a huge bag of the rolling goodstuff

He mate is that tea still on the side, cold though it is? I thought i'd bring some goodies with me. Nice place.

There was talk of a cupboard somewhere with someone in it??

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Hey budski
(*Hugz Dizz repeatedly*)

I thought you'd got lost coming thru the wardrobe

(*Hands Dizz the tea that Coleman replaced after breaking it coz it was hanging around for 6 hours*)

Well man, what d'ya think of the decor?
I thought I might have overdone it with the UV lights but hey.

(*Goes to get Uz "virtual hot chick" from the cupboard under the stairs for him to snuggle against on the fluffy sofa*)

Sliff?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
hey, cookies *munches on cookies*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Hey Bram, how's u?

Errrm got chocolate cookies (be careful they're hot), apple or cinnamon.

Help yaselveses

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
He hehe! I looked at your intro thread title and read Smallboys wierd and wonderfull.. then I read it again...

It reads good both ways!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
yep "dlrow lufrednow dna driew syoBllamS" meaning "Come and get stoned here" in ancient Welsh..... cool eh?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

SmallBoys Evil Twin Brothermember
55 posts
Location: London

Posted:
The only ancient Welsh SmallBoy knowing apart from Doris the sheep -

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
(*Slaps twin and confiscates sliff as penance*)

MisStix - Bummer - just read what u actually said in your post. (*Bangs head against computer*)

[ 23. November 2002, 06:19: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
does anyone else find this schizophrenic rapport slightly unsettling?

could this be an unexplored side-effect of sliffs?
don't play with dangerous drugs kiddies, you've seen what can happen...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Stunts your growth for a start.

Meh

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
ooh hunny - hope it didn't hurt too much..

Here have a ..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
mmm...apple cookies. Now pumpkin cookies are delectible as well, they're kinda like pumpkin pie in cookie form

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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