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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Awww, fanks, Dykeboy!
Sheep, any way you can drop by Michigan on your way to Oz/Kiwiland?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
*Patrick swings in on a skyhook and sprays Lightning with a SuperSoaker*
Hey!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Quote:
Yeah, only a 20:1 sheep:person ratio.
BTW, I just lost.
oh dammit! i was winning! i never expected to lose over here!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*busts a firehose out of his pocket and nailsPatrick on his way back into the sky*
(Is that a firehose in your pocket or...
)Lost what, pounce?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
dammmit, lost again!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I have NO idea what you could be talking about.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
so while I'm preparing for a back massage for you in one thread you're proposing marriange in another! FINE!!
*humph*
Let's relight this forum 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hey, HE proposed to me! It's not MY fault you didn't beat him to the punch!
I'm a lady! I'd never ask first!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
well I would have but I'm shy
That's a lot of stubble for a lady!
Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*looking inside pants*
Oops. Gentleman. GENTLEMAN!
(I keep forgetting...)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
You should see a Dr about that.....loss of memory could be young onset old-agedness!!
Let's relight this forum
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
*GROPE* sorry, had to do it one last time before i leave for boot camp! 9 days and counting till i leave. much
's and 
's (french ones even if you like! ) to ya! Byes! Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Popped to say hello and Lightning is looking down his pants in suprise....
....Without looking drops water balloons down the open pants....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
EEEEK!!!! It's a conspiracy between VT and Gnor! I knew it!Runs after gnorc with a red sno-cone
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Yes, me and gnor are co-conspiriting to over throw your pants!
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hey, VT. Just don't try that at Boot Camp. I hear the Army doesn't think that's amusing...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
wiggles butt and licks lightning's ear
hi!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Yay for Pounce. Can always be relied on for a timely distr
action.... Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i try
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
this all sounds terribly dodgy and somewhat hard to follow so I've made the sensible decision not to try -
hey mister,
having fun?we're IN home of poi - seven's over there somewhere -----> and there are all these computer screens that I can move the mouse over and put windows on and stuff - it's very odd.
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
SO YOU ARE IN NZ!!!!!!!!
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* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Don't tell Charles but I'm going to be in New Zealand in January
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
ROZ!!!!!
And I am so insanely jealous of you for being at Malcolm's right now. Give him a huge bear hug for me!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
At this point, I feel it necessary to say:
Werd.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
right.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hi. Today is a boring day in the hospickle.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
not much to keep you entertained Mike? At least idiotic attending staff have kept you busy
Let's relight this forum
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i know the boring feeling, though not in a hospittle. and not the day. and not today, either.
what happened to the party?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
stranger
41 posts
Location: england
am guessing that this is one of those threads where it helps to know the context, but in this case i think i'm safer not knowing.
remember; they can't break you if you don't have a spine
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