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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Barge away Skully. Vanize is taller than you, this I can guarenteeeeee!!
Written by: Skulduggery
whats more... he is probably taller than me TOO so that gives me a reason to barge him! (please see Gidgs thread for reasons why)
Barge away Skully. Vanize is taller than you, this I can guarenteeeeee!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*barges Vanize until he falls over* Oooooooooooops did you fall? Is it nice down there?
*barges Vanize until he falls over* Oooooooooooops did you fall? Is it nice down there?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg looks down at Valnize. What happened? He looks so short now.
Gidg looks down at Valnize. What happened? He looks so short now.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
vanize kicks skully's legs out from under, rolls over, deftly pulls gag out of pocket, stuffs it in skully's mouth before she gets over the shock of falling, straps it on securely, stands up, brushes self off, looks down scornfully at skully, and then says, "sorry, I was distracted, now what were you asking?"
vanize kicks skully's legs out from under, rolls over, deftly pulls gag out of pocket, stuffs it in skully's mouth before she gets over the shock of falling, straps it on securely, stands up, brushes self off, looks down scornfully at skully, and then says, "sorry, I was distracted, now what were you asking?"
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Mmmm mNn nnnn Ggggggfdfffffffss!!!
Mmmm mNn nnnn Ggggggfdfffffffss!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
good girl - vanize undoes gag and gives skully a kiss on the forhead and says, "'bout as nice as you found it I suspect"
good girl - vanize undoes gag and gives skully a kiss on the forhead and says, "'bout as nice as you found it I suspect"
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Thaks for your support yesterday honey
Thaks for your support yesterday honey
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Glad to see you? 
Glad to see you? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
The pleasure was all mine!
hehehe.. just a little harmless fun, don't be scared Gidg!
Written by: BamBam
Thaks for your support yesterday honey
The pleasure was all mine!
Written by:
Glad to see you?
hehehe.. just a little harmless fun, don't be scared Gidg!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
No worries.
I'm ready for some place warm now. We're getting over a ice storm. Brrrrr
No worries.
I'm ready for some place warm now. We're getting over a ice storm. Brrrrr
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
warm would be fabulous about now...
warm would be fabulous about now...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
We're getting there. We stayed below freezing over the weekend then at 8:30am today it was 15c. I think we have a heat wave going.
We're getting there. We stayed below freezing over the weekend then at 8:30am today it was 15c. I think we have a heat wave going.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*slaps Vanize several times* Ahhh thats better!
*slaps Vanize several times* Ahhh thats better!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
oh dear...
skully doesn't really have a clue what she is getting herself into, does she?
oh dear...
skully doesn't really have a clue what she is getting herself into, does she?
-v-
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BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Getting to the other side 
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
Nope, but I did try to warn her.
Nope, but I did try to warn her.
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I have a question..... and it has nothing to do with spanking or getting myself into trouble.
Why does your avitar flag sometimes flap and other times not....... or am I just imagining it flapping in the wind? I swear I've seen it move.
Now the getting myself into trouble bit...... yeah I know.... you are a kinky dungeon loving bondage freak! I can run fast...... I'll be ok!
I have a question..... and it has nothing to do with spanking or getting myself into trouble.
Why does your avitar flag sometimes flap and other times not....... or am I just imagining it flapping in the wind? I swear I've seen it move.
Now the getting myself into trouble bit...... yeah I know.... you are a kinky dungeon loving bondage freak! I can run fast...... I'll be ok!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
I think it has to do with refresh rates on your computer and the speed of your internet connection. It usually flaps for me.
oh, and running fast won't be able to help you, my dear.
I think it has to do with refresh rates on your computer and the speed of your internet connection. It usually flaps for me.
oh, and running fast won't be able to help you, my dear.
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh Damn! Running fast was my only defence. I'll have to take up kick boxing or something!
GAYLE! Were not picking Vanize up at the airport now! Let Sarah have him!!
Would it be too late to take back all the slaps and save myself that way?
Oh Damn! Running fast was my only defence. I'll have to take up kick boxing or something!
GAYLE! Were not picking Vanize up at the airport now! Let Sarah have him!!
Would it be too late to take back all the slaps and save myself that way?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
Maybe, but you have to be really cute about it.
Maybe, but you have to be really cute about it.
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
hmmmmm..... I'm not good at cute. I'm too mouthy to be cute!
hmmmmm..... I'm not good at cute. I'm too mouthy to be cute!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
well, you are doomed then. Too bad I have to go to a b-day lunch now and can't witness the fun.
well, you are doomed then. Too bad I have to go to a b-day lunch now and can't witness the fun.
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
nah - don't worry too much skully - I only minister to those that already beleive (even if they are not consciously aware of that belief yet).
So either you'll allow yourself to be caught, or I'll let you get away.
nah - don't worry too much skully - I only minister to those that already beleive (even if they are not consciously aware of that belief yet).
So either you'll allow yourself to be caught, or I'll let you get away.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Does that mean I tell Gayle we are picking you up from the airport?
Does that mean I tell Gayle we are picking you up from the airport? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
depends on how fast you want to run...
but yes, please. I'll be a perfect gentleman in reality.
depends on how fast you want to run...
but yes, please. I'll be a perfect gentleman in reality.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
"I only minister to those that already believe"
Wow. You must be very confident of your abilities.
"I only minister to those that already believe"
Wow. You must be very confident of your abilities.
Getting to the other side
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Funny you should say that....... I was told that the other day about you!
Funny you should say that....... I was told that the other day about you!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
(to both firepoise and skully)
(to both firepoise and skully)
-v-
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BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Pardon me? Do tell...
Pardon me? Do tell...
Getting to the other side
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
now if I was REALLY confident - don't you think I'd be looking more for converts rather than preaching to the choir?
Written by: Firepoise
"I only minister to those that already believe"
Wow. You must be very confident of your abilities.
now if I was REALLY confident - don't you think I'd be looking more for converts rather than preaching to the choir? -v-
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