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pkBRONZE Member
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Posted:
lmao

potatoes

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:
LMAO

OMG that was hilarious!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Valura reminds me of a potato...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


pkBRONZE Member
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4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by arsn:
Valura reminds me of a potato...
i'd run and hide before she reads that mate!

which ending was best, i was so pissing myself with the last ending.... though gotta be one of the best pieces of flash i have seen for a while.

StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)


Posted:
LMFAO
man that just made my day....Thanks,( gives Trait Of One Eleven Two a potato)

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I remind you of a potatoe???
Arsn your a dead man!!!
You know what your gunna be eating for tea tonight? (other than your words?)potatoes.
and the night after that and the night after that until you cannot stand the sight of potatoes... that'll learn ya!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
I once read in a science journal that, if they're made with milk, mashed potatoes contain all the vitamins and nutrients the human body needs to survive. Which kinda translates into "You're all I need."

(But then I usually get stabbed in the eye with a butcher knife, too... )

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


BigDavmember
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland


Posted:
ROFLMAO!!!

Us Irish pratically live on potatoes. We eat them with every meal.... Did you know how many ways you can cook potatoes ?

Here is just a few
Boiled potatoes
Mashed potatoes
Roasted potatoes
Fried potatoes
Chipped potatoes (chips/fries)
Bubble and squeek
and there is LOADS more!!!

Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
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Location: sitting on the step


Posted:

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Big Dav thats is some funny stuff... you remind me of Bubba from forrest gump

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


EeraBRONZE Member
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Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
Potatos have their place. Just not in government.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


BigDavmember
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland


Posted:
Gee thanks Valura!

Kill me off before the end of the film, why dont you! hahahaha

Here is another few more

Baked potatoes
potato soup
potato bake
potato salad
potato bread
potato wedges
potato curry
garlic potatoes
bangers and mash

my god the list is endless!!!

Now time to tell you about shrimp

there is shrimp soup, shrimp ......

Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Oh god that was funny!!! hahahahaha

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pure genius!

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DomBRONZE Member
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3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Come to mention it I've been eating a lot of potatoes whilst I've been over in Belfast. And I've put an extra inch or 2 on my waistline!

StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by BigDav:
Bubble and squeek
???? whats that?? I loves potaters

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
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BigDavmember
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland


Posted:
Bubble and Squeek it is typically made from leftover potatoes and cabbage fried together.

Bubble and squeek is named for the sounds the ingredients make while cooking (or from the sound your belly makes after eating it). Some sources say it was originally cold boiled beef and chopped cabbage, others claim it was originally mashed potatoes and cabbage, while some claim it originally contained all three.

I personally hate cabbage - so im not a big bubble and squeek fan - but most people thinks its very nice.... Give it a try!

Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!


BurningByronmember
340 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Only the russians truly know how to use potatoes!!!!

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step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.


twirlywhirlyfiregirlie (nancy)member
78 posts
Location: Matlock,derbyshire uk


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Døm:
Come to mention it I've been eating a lot of potatoes whilst I've been over in Belfast. And I've put an extra inch or 2 on my waistline!
sounds like you are becoming in proportion to every one slse at last and not just a leggy blonde.

Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Valura:
I remind you of a potatoe???
Arsn your a dead man!!!
You know what your gunna be eating for tea tonight? (other than your words?)potatoes.
and the night after that and the night after that until you cannot stand the sight of potatoes... that'll learn ya!!

a woman scorned!

PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
quote:
Only the russians truly know how to use potatoes!!!!
Would you be referring to vodka?

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


Cagemember
174 posts
Location: St. Paul, MN USA


Posted:
As a veggie, almost everything i cook has potatoes in it... it's the only way my Dad will eat my dishes.

Today I even had cinamin & sugar fried potatoes! Yummy!

Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
i thought bubble n sqeak was left over roast dinner , fried up the next moring for breakfast well thats what i ve all ways been given and called it ooh then theres toad in the hole yummy!!!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
arsn started singing a new song for me this morning....
It was called "Potatoe Princess"
P.K you did this to me!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


King Of Bongoaddict
522 posts
Location: Berlin


Posted:

???
how random and brilliant.
happy happy happy, cept poor clock man...

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


pkBRONZE Member
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4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Valura:
arsn started singing a new song for me this morning....
It was called "Potatoe Princess"
P.K you did this to me!!!

hey i started the thread only! not a bust up between the two of you.
You could settle it all with arsn with a spud fight or some thing!

I know hide potatoes under the covers on his side of the bed tonight! tell him, his snooring keeps you awake at night and you thought potatoes would be a good cure.

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Trait Of One Eleven Two™
I know hide potatoes under the covers on his side of the bed tonight! tell him, his snooring keeps you awake at night and you thought potatoes would be a good cure.
But it's the other way around !!!!

*Hides with his potato gun*

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


fire flymember
56 posts
Location: middle earth: New Zealand


Posted:
oh my f#*@en god that was sooo funny rofl

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
* THROWS MASHED POTATOES AT ARSNS SMART ASS HEAD!!!*

(and for good measure flicks at bit at P.K)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FabergGOLD Member
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Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
According to a lady in an anorak and green wellies on the TV last night, it's National Potatoe Week in Ireland this week!

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pkBRONZE Member
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