I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
quote:i'd run and hide before she reads that mate!
Originally posted by arsn:
Valura reminds me of a potato...
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
quote:???? whats that?? I loves potaters
Originally posted by BigDav:
Bubble and squeek
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
quote:sounds like you are becoming in proportion to every one slse at last and not just a leggy blonde.
Originally posted by Døm:
Come to mention it I've been eating a lot of potatoes whilst I've been over in Belfast. And I've put an extra inch or 2 on my waistline!
Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?
quote:a woman scorned!
Originally posted by Valura:
I remind you of a potatoe???
Arsn your a dead man!!!
You know what your gunna be eating for tea tonight? (other than your words?)potatoes.
and the night after that and the night after that until you cannot stand the sight of potatoes... that'll learn ya!!
quote:Would you be referring to vodka?
Only the russians truly know how to use potatoes!!!!
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
quote:hey i started the thread only! not a bust up between the two of you.
Originally posted by Valura:
arsn started singing a new song for me this morning....
It was called "Potatoe Princess"
P.K you did this to me!!!
quote:But it's the other way around !!!!
Originally posted by Trait Of One Eleven Two™
I know hide potatoes under the covers on his side of the bed tonight! tell him, his snooring keeps you awake at night and you thought potatoes would be a good cure.
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
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