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Location: South Wales
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to tonights episode of "The Simain Files", the only place to come and see the man behind the monkey.
to you dude!
YOU RULE!
These pictures are all from a)my party or b)the Brighton excursion.
Enjoy and laugh at the many guises of the main monkey man.
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Ps...note to smallgirl..can you put up your pics as soon as possible please?
pps...I HAVE checked with simian if it is ok to do this....he said no so i did it anyway..NO...he said it was fine.
[ 18. August 2003, 19:27: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
I think the last one is my favourite
xioxxoxoxo Simian! *HUGZ*
Jon, your pm box is full, yet again.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Jon, you're a git - I don't think I'll be able to stop laughing enough to get some sleep before work tomorrow morning
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Jon...You suddenly appear to be a little less nice than i thought you were...
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I doubt he ment it to be rude.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
The Ministry of Manipulation
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
I'm just waiting for the big payback.... simian
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Hmm yes payback is always an interesting spectator sport
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds
Taking the mick out of UCoF is just too easy, though.
Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance
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Location: London
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Location: South Wales
whats that in aid of??
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
maybe he forgot when he consented just how simular he looks in photo 3 to the wanted guy on crimewatch last night who's been spotted hanging around children's playgrounds
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
oi leave my monkey alone ! (meaning simon of course)
here is the link to the
https://www.jemimadonald.co.uk/brightonpics.htm
click on the thubnails for full sizes
[ 03. September 2003, 14:12: Message edited by: jemmamimajemima (smallgirl) ]
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Think you were looking for this one jon yush?
https://www.jemimadonald.co.uk/RIMG0021.JPG
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Location: Greece/Athens
Metal Rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
the simian files have a quick 6 month update:
https://photos.offline.org.uk/displaypicture.php?galleryid=148&orderid=2
https://photos.offline.org.uk/displaypicture.php?galleryid=148&orderid=3
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Is it not enough that Simon knows he can push himself through a juggling ring, he's now got to try more and more bizarre things to squeeze into?
EDITED_BY: TheBovrilMonkey (1077239491)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
75 posts
Location: London, Uk, in a boring town called Ruislip....
Ahhh......bless.
Simian..... I feel it for you, buy i still think the photos are funny.
Cant Sleep Or The Clowns Will Get Me!!!!
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
go monkey go "is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Sporadically Prodigal
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
pink really suits you simian
yo' got da styleeee.
/ghetto voice
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oh ive got tops like those.... hang on....
OI MUNKAY PUT DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
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Location: South Wales
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I think this was done by The Bovril Monkey, when he was up at Uni.
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aw thanks john.
you know, it's just like being hounded by the actual paparazzi
just without any of the wealth and promiscuous sex that fame usually provides
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
or drugs..
Flying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
But you do get the quick changing hairstyles!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Ah, the wonder of Paint's airbrush tool
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Jon you are a meanie but the pics are funny and made me laugh!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
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