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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
surprise, but I am so not a fan of a guy in a thong. Speedos...not so much either...not unless they're well built.
but then....well...this is me we're talking about here.
*slumps a little lower in the bean bag chair and closes her eyes after a long puff:: mmmmm
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
940 posts
Sorry, Spritie. I love a beautiful behind on a guy, but nekkid or trunks/boxers. Speedos and thongs just look silly to me.
E pluribus unum, baby.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Or in really nicely-fit jeans...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Nice fitting jeans are good too...
puffs some more and now has nice images of guys butts in her head mmmm
940 posts
Yeah. Those tight, low-cut jeans with the zipper zipped but the top botton undone... mrow.
E pluribus unum, baby.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hmmm kinda tight but not TOO tight leather pants... just like Jeff Martin outta the tea party wears.... oh lordy take me now Jeff...
..... ahem oh I mean arsn... yes thats what I meant 
( I LOVE YOU bubby) TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
Yeah poor spritie and vanize get migrains from black light. They are the same, sprites...
well, I don't quite get migranes from it, but I do get a pretty hefty headache hanging out under a UV light for more than 10 minutes. Lucky thing for me they invented the virtual headache free ones!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ooh, wicked flame designs sounds great. but of course i'd be happy with anything you'd want to draw on my body
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i have to agree with regyt on the speedo/thong thing.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital
Cool! My toe socks glow in here, and... hey! this t-shirt is supposed to be white! Guess I'm due for some laundry...
*Pulls another hookah out of her magik-bag, fills it with home-made apple-honey-tabacco mix and lights a new cole*
Pretty goovy place you have. Glad there are no men in uv reactive thongs in here, thought it could make for interesting conversation
*puff-puff-puff*
there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ew ew ew, got flashbacks from the speedo thread
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
pounce, your teeth are glowing!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
haha, so are the UV active balls on my barbell in my....
oh, oops. perhaps i should put pants on
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Pounce, you have a bar and balls?
Who knew...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Sheesh, I take one small extended vacation and look what happens to Lightnings thread!
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133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital
*hands pounce her pants and sweeps the uv-reactive male thong underneath the bean-bags*
Why Charles... I don't know what you're talking about. We were just smoking a hookah saying how nice it was that Lïghtnïng's exam went well. Right guys?Here, have a puff and chill
there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya it's my teenie weenie
about a quarter inch long and only 14-guage thick 
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh right, my bad. ya nothing going on in here.
oh and soldari, even when charles leaves, please keep the uv-reactive male thong hidden!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Moderators don't leave...
We are omnipresent (meaning we want lots and lots of presents for Xmas)..
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* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital
What thong? I don't know what you're talking about
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. What ever it was your 'virgin-eyes' saw, I'm sure you'll get over it soon
there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
940 posts
Lightning's thread has gotten, dirtier, huh? Tsk, he's fallen in with a bad crowd.
Better get started early with wrapping gifts for Charles, then.
E pluribus unum, baby.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Charles's "virgin eyes?"
Yeah, that maybe the only remaining part of him that's virgin.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So check it out. I'm on my laptop in the airport, which has a wireless network that anyone can use. How cool is that?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
definitely cool...i wish the airports around here had that....
lucky you!
(hello!
) Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well, it was nice while it lasted. I'm now in Santa Barbara using my mom's dial-up connection through AOL.
Hell does exist and it is called having to connect to the net through AOL.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kyri will be here in 6 hours! Yay!!!!
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i think that is the scariest smilie i've ever seen.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
NO kidding. Yikes!
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
What? Yall are a bunch of scrooges. Sheesh.
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
*blinks then runs off screaming*
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
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