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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Hey there everyone,



Well, now that I'm close to post number 300 I thought I'd do an intro thread... it seems like I'll be hanging around for a while now biggrin



Edit:

Yep, this is all changed cos I'm not feeling as sentimental as I was when I wrote the last intro.



I'm 28, live outside Belfast in Northern Ireland, run the fire performance group FirePoise (www.firepoise.com), like to travel and good music.



My myspace page is www.myspace.com/clarepalmer



Take care

bye

smile

EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1166016598)

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Heheheheh.

Well there you go then.

No going along with less than you're worth smile

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
im still here

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile Hello again linden.

How are you this windy evening?


I'm listening to a great song called Ubervamp, which makes me smile.

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
im tierd and doing physics problems listening to heavy rock not sure what tongue

i need chocolate hug

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Ahhh physics.

I'm afraid I have difficulty spelling it, let alone doing it.

I was never very good with science... better with english and suchlike smile

PM me your address sometime and I'll send you a couple of CDs, maybe even the splendid one I'm listening to right now.

Chocolate would be good.

:drool:

smile

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
will do smile

mmm chocolate

i would get some but it involves 2 things - getting off my arse to get some and money to buy it

and i dont have either

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Cluck wink

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dearest, sexiest Claire,
I, like NYC, am awaiting you and Skully snogging.
I have already offered Skully my house as a venue for this snogging, and was wondering if that would suit you too.

Secondly, Have you seen my trousers?
I remember putting them on this morning, but when I got to work, i was told to go home and put some trousers on.
I looked at the security guard and laughed.
He laughed back.
I looked down and realised he was right.....

Everyone thinks im mental frown

hug kiss

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Jon hun have you been the victim of the trouser stealing sheep that roams the tubes early in the morning? ambiant scary 'dum dum dum' music plays on cue



You might want to get trousers tattooed onto your legs so in the future no one will notice if the sheep attacks again biggrin hug



You actually offered to Vidoe me snogging clare so we could send it to NYC. Not that you wanted a copy for you own use at all huh? ubblol tongue



Clare don't listen to him he was drulling on the phone at the very thought of it. He even asked me if Elaine and I would do some 'more mature lesbian porn films'. He told me it was a way to make some money so I could give up my job. ubblol



Jonny I ubblove you. Freaky hussy slut boy!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

Jon... hug I support the tattoo'd trousers idea... in fact, i think you should go with the fabulous orange trousers. You could have your skin stretched into the flared shape.

biggrin

Skully, in order for them to film 'mature lesbian pron' (protecting HoP's reputation, like a good lil poster) they need to find mature women. This instantly disqualifies us. Oh well smile


hug

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Instead of tattoos - perhaps use felt tip pen
Then you can change your style more easily...

*Goes back to thinking about Skully and Clare and their porn shoot*

Sigh, happy days smile

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile

You'll get to see much more interesting things in a few weeks mister.

Did you know it costs twice as much to buy an Irish domain name than it does for .co.uk or .com. Yeush. No wonder Ireland's IT industry is so successful!

(and it requires special registration!)

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I will settle for a video.

But it needs to be at least 20 minutes and there needs to be bad funk music in the background.

Otherwise, EJC would be fine. As a Renegade act.

eek

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Renegade act... now theres a thought ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile


hug

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
So it's settled.

2AM 20 minute lesbian kissing performance act next EJC.

Done.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Can we make that Play3 - or at least have a repeat?

Not all of us can make it to EJC frown

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Only if I'm there.

If not, I'll describe it to you. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol 20 mins.... won't you all be bored witless by then?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Oh... good point. I forgot you're British.

Yeah. I probably will be bored.

eek

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooooo bitch! ubblol

I challenge you to kiss Lightning for 20 mins and still keep the whole crowd interested. Only kissing......20 mins..... I bet you a large hula hoop of your choice that you can't. tongue

hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I'm not kissing Lightning. Ever.

I could kiss Molly for hours and have the whole crowd swoon but....

We're not public like that.

ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Pfffffft it has to be a same sex kiss to count! Besides Molly is so fabby people would just watch her embroider for 20 mins without being bored, so that's unfair!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Tis true. She's fabby indeed. Makes me feel sad for the rest.

And if you kissed her you'd know exactly how unfair it is. ubblove

But no, I don't kiss men. Nor do I passionately kiss in public. Especially not a Proper Queen. That was something you volunteered but I suspect you'll find a way to weasel out of it. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oh dear NYC are you sexually repressed ubblol

I'm not weaselling out of anything. It will be a pleasure to kiss Clare. I was just querying the merits or non-merits of doing a 20 min show of us kissing. As I recall, I offered to passionatly kiss Clare the next time you, Clare and I were in the same place to prove we were sexually liberated. I did not say we would make a 20 min show out of it wink

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I tried to kiss Skully for 20 mintues in Manchester. She wasn't having any of it. A quick tounge flick was all i could get out of it frown So i'm well looking forward to 20 mins of these two sexy ladies biggrin

Gayle.....!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
second hug of the day for yooooooou.

hug2

Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


Oh dear NYC are you sexually repressed ubblol





He really isn't you know ubbangel ubblove

*sits and embroiders exhibitionistically centre stage* wink

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
morning habe a hug hug smile

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Molly



Written by: Skulduggery



Oh dear NYC are you sexually repressed ubblol








He really isn't you know ubbangel ubblove








YES I AM! There's damn near 5000 miles currently repressing my sexuality!



Two months of celibacy makes NYC a dull boy. ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


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