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Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Name: Lynette (AKA Honniegal)

Location: Northern NJ, that whole suburb of NYC that is totally not as cool as NYC, but we're like the likeable side-kick.

Birthday (sign?): 3/23 a Fiery Aries

Age: a number, in my case one that is quickly approaching an increase in 9 days...so for now, 31.

Sex: yes, Gender: Female

Occupation(s): 9-5 marketing risk management corporate lackey [pays the bills]; former English professor; always and forever a writer)

Favorite Food(s): daifuki

Favorite Color(s): frost

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? duck Wing speed? don't you mean air-speed? African or European? In case you are a dork like me: https://www.style.org/unladenswallow/


Toys: 2010 Honda Fury, a hoop and some, ahem blush , other unmentionables spank

Hobbies other than the obvious: riding (motorcycles), writing, Hot Air Ballooning, games (card/board), drink mixologist

Education: MA in English, Rhetoric and Composition

Favorite Book(s): yeah, I am going to follow up that big degree with Harry Potter (books 4 and 7 being my favorite) and Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries. My classic lit choices are The Old Man and the Sea and most anything by Poe

Favorite Movie(s): Tomb Raider (don't know why I can watch it a million times, maybe Jolie is like totally hot in it) and I really like dumb comedies like Ace Ventura and Half Baked.

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star Destroyer, because size matters.

Favorite TV show(s): I was a hard-core LOSTie, but now I like Sons of Anarchy, Spartacus, Bones, House, and Intervention. The DVR is the ultimate accessory because commercials ruin a show and I don't have time to waste.

Plans for life in general: My current goals are to live more in the now, a battle to the death with procrastination. I am looking to get over my fears, so far have dealt with commitment, motorcycles, planes, high places, spiders. When I grow up I want to have the least amount of regret as I can manage, and if I can do something about it now, I will.

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Social Distortion, Elvis, Daft Punk, Toby Keith, Pink, Cage The Elephant, Paul Oakenfold, Eminem, Dropkick Murphys, Steve Miller Band, Armin van Buuren, Hendrix, Tom Petty - I am a musical mutt.

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? Impossible.

Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Chunky Monkey

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* Nutella is the cream of the Gods.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
Welcome to the HoP!

If you're interested, there has been some talk of a Central Park meetup in the coming nicer months, most likely on the weekends.

P.S. Battling with procrastination is a long and arduous battle. I suggest putting it off until later... Ach! He got me again!

astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
POE!!

I am sad that you do not appreciate the One True Spread (tm) that will save us from the squirrel hordes.

It is entirely possible that I am short of sleep, but welcome anyway. smile

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Sad? Oh why? I am a pusher, you know, a dealer, a connection, a supplier, peddler, trafficker, source....I give it to kids near playgrounds, near schools. I am the candy-(wo)man.

No, really. I used to import the real German-made Nutella for peeps; it is a little different than the "stepped-on" NJ-kind(just as addictive).

When I say cream of Gods, I mean just that - it don't get more heavenly than a Nutella/Bananna combo.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


Ash3sSILVER Member
member
161 posts
Location: Durban South Africa


Posted:
Greetings and welcome grin

astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
The One True Spread (tm) is Marmite.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
not according to The Book, which, if I am not mistaken said:

God created Vegimite, and realized she could do better. So she created Marmite and said "eh, I still could do better," then chucked out both in favor of chocolate and hazelnut butter. THIS, she said, is truly divine.

Angles sung and the rapture was on.
EDITED_BY: Honniegal (1300289267)
EDIT_REASON: chocolate for the win, God must be a woman

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Marmite is poison! Enough of Aston and his infidel ways!

Originally Posted By: Honniegalthe real German-made Nutella

I was certain it was Italian...

It's always great to have a Nutella ally! You shall be given the gift of endless popcorn for your service in the name of Nutella! Welcome to HoP!

P.S. Meshunderlay is family, don't tell him I told on him though.

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Shh...it is Italian. We joke in my family it is German because we have been using it since my Aunt sent us some from Germany in the late 60s. They have a slightly modified recipe (without the whey) and we hear they use Bavarian Hazelnuts instead of the Italian ones.

On a side note, do you know they give away a case of Nutella a month at the US site? https://www.nutellausa.com/giveaway.htm

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
That's awesome! Looks like it may be time to post it on my faceypage!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...



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