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poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
Hi, I'm Jareth, but I am usually called by my middle name troy, couldnt pronounce jareth when i was little so my middle stuck :P, I have been spinnin poi for almost a year now, I love it, its the only thing that keeps me sane some days. I have been spinning alone for all this time though and would like to meet some other people who spin. Oh, and i am going to be spinning fire for my first time soon grin
Name: Troy Montgomery

Location: Simi Valley, CA

Hometown: Joshua Tree

Birthday (sign?): May 1st, 1992, Taurus

Age: 18

Sex: M

Occupation(s): Nutjob

Favorite Food(s): Pizza, soba noodles, lumpia, jelly beans, skittles, pineapples

Favorite Color(s): PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3<3<3

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? ummm... fast?

Toys: poi, devil sticks, planning on getting into a whole bunch as i go along in life.

Hobbies other than the obvious: Piano, drawing, origami type stuff, reading.

Education: i am very edumacated. grin

Favorite Book(s): Tarot (you should look it up if ur into sci fi books, this ones a mind trip).

Favorite Movie(s): 200 motels, alice in wonderland (original, not the 3d one), forest gump

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? psh, godziilla, duuuhh. godzilla can breathe fire, has rock hard scales covering him, and is like 400 ft tall. hed swat that star destroyer outta the sky like a fly.

Favorite TV show(s): Scrubs, spongebob, misadventures of flapjack

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Well, it might not happen, but id like to work as a tattoo artist, and then after ive been doing that for 5 or 6 years, and then maybe by then ill be a really talented fire performer traveling europe, performing lots of shows and meet alot of different people who play with fire and love this stuff. but since that might not happen i just want to spin poi till the day i die and be happy smile

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: beats antique, Benny Bennasi, Infected Mushroom, All Shall Perish, Miles Dyson, Kaskade, DeadMau5, Hatiras, Seiger Prokofiev

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? more pushin for the cushion, baby

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Strawberry Cheesecake

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* have not tryed marmite or vegemite, but nuttella is always yummy smile

EDITED_BY: poismylove (1284795025)

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Chloe'GOLD Member
enthusiast
324 posts
Location: SouthDakota, USA


Posted:
Welcome! But I believe it's "more cushion for the pushin" haha. Either way great taste in music ^_^

Listen to Your heartbeat and dance...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Welcome! Help yourself to the popcorn grin Anyone will testify that it's wonderful....

Thank you for choosing godzilla. This means you get extra popcorn.

Our one-answer psychiatrist, and the captains of both marmite and nutella will be along shortly.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Yes try the popcorn it's delicious and free. Who is this Captain Nutella? I'd like to meet him.

Choosing Nutella also gets you extra popcorn! Welcome to HoP where it's always October.

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Warior DrakeSILVER Member
The Dragon Professor
203 posts
Location: New York, currently homeless, USA


Posted:
Welcome to the madness, enjoy your stay and feel free to ask for anything you might need. You'll be warned of the wildlife shortly.

Don't let your world end with you

p.s. No, just in case you're going to ask, I did not misspell Warrior, its supposed to be like that.


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
lol ya messed up my wording on that. sorry tongue2

Popcorn? haha ok? why is it wonderful?

And thanks for the warm welcome. its nice to meet other spinners after only spinning by myself. hope to get to know all of you and learn lots of stuff and contribute to grin

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Eat some and find out!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
ok ill eat some popcorn tonight haha.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
phshhhh....... Not YOUR popcorn.... OUR popcorn! You can't see funny colors with Pop Secret....

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
haha ok. i dont think id want my popcorn to make me hallucinate anyways.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Warior DrakeSILVER Member
The Dragon Professor
203 posts
Location: New York, currently homeless, USA


Posted:
When you hear the censored this stuff makes you see you'll never go back to the normal stuff, trust me on this one mate.

Don't let your world end with you

p.s. No, just in case you're going to ask, I did not misspell Warrior, its supposed to be like that.


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
i am soooooo confused confused
but confusion is pretty normal for me ha.
btw, if your popcorn is making you hallucinate you might want to switch brands. unless ur into hallucinating wink

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
*sigh* he has a little bit to learn yet... wink

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
ya sorry bout that im slow. but i do eventually get there. sometimes haha.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Then just eat some and say you love the popcorn!

frown

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
yum pop corn for breakfast. okay, I LOVE POPCORN!
definitely the cheesy kind ^.^

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


EpitomeOfNoviceGOLD Member
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA


Posted:
Welcome!!! *is catching up on her homework* The bonus points available for the last question require a write in answer, Sir tongue2

Now that's some cheese! *bad drum/snare punchline combo*

Good to hear you is edumacated too! Sorry I came off break late and missed some of my homework, but you have now been studied and the update has been installed. grin

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)


EpitomeOfNoviceGOLD Member
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA


Posted:
Originally Posted By: poismylovei am soooooo confused confused
but confusion is pretty normal for me ha.
btw, if your popcorn is making you hallucinate you might want to switch brands. unless ur into hallucinating wink

GAH!!!!! PURPLE KOOL-AID!!! *cartwheel* Whooooo!!!!!

Multiple puns intended, gotta make up for slacking! Can't have these kids doing all the heavy lifting for me... wink

This batch of popcorn is certified organic right?

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
The seasoning is certifiably organic, but I am feeling certain the FDA would turn me over to the ATF for trying to get a USDA certification. tongue2

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
lol i didnt even know there were still posts on my introduction.
and im still confused about popcorn and such but i will just go with the flow i guess?
screw the FDA, we'll beat them up with fire poi, swords, rope darts and any of our other toys/weapons haha dont mess with HoP'ers weavesmiley.
that would be kinda funny to see someone get pulverized with actual poi tricks, but i would feel bad too i suppose

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
We tend to do this to other people's intro threads. Just call it getting to know all of us wink

You will actually have to dig through the endless threads of HoP to get to the bottom of the popcorn evolution. Too much to explain other than, Assi makes the popcorn and I make the very special seasoning.

Also, I have pulverised many E-tards with my poi laugh3

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
hey i used to be an e tard before i was done destroying my brain dont pulverize me man ha.
u spin at raves alot?

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
We were all E-tards before the serotonin ran out and candy kidds before we grew up. But when someone voluntarily walks into your poi because they are rollin balls then they get smashed in the face!

I tend to spin at the parties I go to wink Also, you should move!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
i should move where?? why?
lol nah i was etard without the raving(only went to one) probably sounds dumb lol. i would roll and swing my poi every other friday night haha, good memories smile
haha must be a rude awakening for them.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Away from southern California, and as soon as you move I will tell you... I don't want to hurt any feelings today tongue2

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
okay, im not going into life stories or anything cuz its so off topic, but i doubt anything written on a forum will hurt my feelings, lol im not too self concious i know my flaws, im paranoid, not the sharpest or shiniest knife in the set, i am horrible at keeping friendships, used to be compulsive liar, and i have realized this and been told this before, yet my feelings are happy and unalterd, because i could care less and know part of life is constantly trying to better yourself so its easier for other people to put up with you, at least for me haha. ( and probably cuz of poi too probably haha. but ya, offtopic
im very very curious now as to what u mean. but i do intend to move. around december/january.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Off topic? It's your intro thread...

Compulsive liars have to have very good memories to stay on top of their stories, just call it practise now that you have moved on wink

But yea, southern California(San Diego excluded) is such a bad place for such a nice person wink It's so strange, the contrast between the best part of the US, northern California, and the worst part of the US, southern California. Go NORTH my brother!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
Haha i will definitely do that.
oh ya it is my intro thread didnt think about that.
practice, much better way of thinking about it. smile
haha thanks for sayin im nice, and whats the difference between norcal and socal? are the people different, better weather?

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


EpitomeOfNoviceGOLD Member
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA


Posted:
Shenanigans, it always comes back to shenanigans on the internet and even with pics it is often still deemed shenanigans. The line of confusion is just precious, sorry if I sound like an old lady pinching cheeks about that! tongue2

You'll get use to it, add in the fact regular "conservative", "mainstream", and "level-headed" adults consider playing with fire shenanigans and you have a match made in heaven! grin

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
what do you mean by shenanigans? and nah u dont sound an old lady.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


EpitomeOfNoviceGOLD Member
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA


Posted:
shenanigans (noun, verb, and if you get real creative can be an adjective without sounding like a grammar book should be launched at your head): A whole lot of nothing that equates to nothing more than entertaining one's self or others.

On the internet shenanigans can be a noun as it can refer to a thread or even a motivational poster commonly used to win "internets" like this:

Non-Https Image Link


As you see the above example is a place and thing, people are avatars in the land of shenanigans we call the internet. tongue2

As a verb shenanigans can be something like the action of posting to the thread "The Last Person Who Posts Wins".

As an adjective I happen to be a person just brimming with shenanigans when my hands are attached to a keyboard or in small quiet settings around the right people. I use the word "shenanigans" to describe things all the time, the fact I am explaining this makes me feel archaic, but no worries I tend to not get butthurt over shenanigans like what my speculations of what Fugee did with Hipster Cat (if you see him let me know!!!)

Non-Https Image Link

^^^*missing Hipster Cat poster replacement*
Then you think about how people like this who are crazy than several who flail about flames for fun:

Non-Https Image Link

They will call it shenanigans because they wear pants suits, true shenanigans rarely trump the magnitude of internet shenanigans although superlative conspiracies have been most entertaining to myself in recent years on the boobtube.

The preceding post was nothing but shenanigans approved by yours truly!

*places the shenanigans throttle on low*

So you see, shenanigans is what you make of it and if you look all through this thread it's every where and a part of what makes the web go round. ubbangel
EDITED_BY: EpitomeOfNovice (1285380962)
EDIT_REASON: got an important call while typing and had to fix some boo-boos

~Rock on!~

"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life

(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)


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