All about Haney

Name: Brendan

Location: Dirty Jersey

Hometown: Tabernacle

Birthday (sign?): Aquarius

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Occupation(s): Broke ass Student

Favorite Food(s): Chinese, meat loaf, mac n cheese, cream chipped beef, mashed potatoes pot cookies/cake/icing ect

Favorite Color(s): blue

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? I'm not exactly sure but I'm sure the old wizard guarding the bridge could inform me.

Toys: Automag (paintball gun), heady poi balls,

Hobbies other than the obvious: paintball, camping, hiking, trying to get into yoga but too damn unflexable, anything outside

Education: A.A and finishing my BA in History @ Rutgers University

Favorite Book(s): too many to list but anything having to do w/ science fiction or fantasy or history....I embrace my dorkness whole heartedly

Favorite Movie(s): Grandma's Boy, Saving Private Ryan, LOTR, Terminator, Trading Places, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and a whole bunch more.

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? What an in-depth question and there are many factors to consider. First and foremost: where is the battle going to take place? If in space, the Start destroyer had the advantage b/c of the range of its large and powerful beam weapons and torpedos in addition to a vast number of Tie-fighters/bombers. The Star Destroyer also has the maneuverability in space b/c of its thrusters while Godzilla would most likely float/tumble in the zero G enviorment (this might be able to be overcome if he were to use his atomic breath as a directional jet). If the fight were to take place on Earth or a similar planet this is where Godzilla would rule. B/c of the gravity the Star Destroyer would be the equivalent of a beached whale. While it would still have the Tie-fighters/bombers, we all know how impervious Godzilla is to attacks from the air. Godzilla would be able to capitalize on his Atomic breath, agility and physical prowess.
In the end the Star Destroyer would win in space and Godzilla would win on Earth.

Favorite TV show(s): The Shield, Rescue Me, The Office, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) have a family, become a Professor of History at an esteemed university, do a stint in the Peace Corp, travel the world, go on tour for a few years hitting as many moe/Phish/and festivals as possible, meet a heady successful motivated hippie chick that is going places too and still knows how to throw down

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: moe, Phish, STS9, GD, Jerry Garcia Band, DMB, Weezer, Hoot n Hellmouth, YMSB, Railroad Earth, Bass Nectar, pretty much anything and everything aside from R&B

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? No, you are a beautiful person....it's the rolls hanging over the side that makes it look big.

Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?*
I am going to have to go w/ Nutella as I have never had the chance to try the other two items. Nutella + PB on potato bread w/ milk..... censored

yeah!!!

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