Forums > Introductions > Hey! I\'m Ascilith
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Location: Lawrence, KS
Alright. This is gonna be short and sweet. I've been spinning glowsticks for four years now and am gonna start on fire soon. I only do poi so far but i intend to start on staff and other styles soon. I'm hoping to become great some day and meet many of you.
Sincerely,
Ascilith
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Oh, the blog I nicked that from has an article about hotlinking images...oops! I read it after I did it!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
gah! The Goggles! They do nothing!
Anyone got bleach I can use to remove that image?
Just a dancer in the dark
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I'm still trying to get rid of the image of the saggy boobs on the Serious Orangutang a few posts back! :shudder:
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
we've gott saggy boobed orangutans and squirrels with balls (that will be the source of any nightmares tonight)Whatr we missing?
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
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Location: High Wycombe, England (UK)
Hmmm I'm not sure we would be missing much if we imported the half naked John Cleese, duck tape doing star jumps in lingerie and stuff... from the other thread... John Cleese and saggy orangutan combine to form SUPER MEGA MINISTRY OF SILLY ORANGUTAN WALKS!!!
If i had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isnt. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldnt be. And what it wouldnt be, it would. You see?
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
That would not be nightmarish! It would be distilled awesome! Ambrosia of the comic gods!
Just a dancer in the dark
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Location: High Wycombe, England (UK)
oOooOooO AaaaaAAAaahHHhh it`s SUPER MEGA MINISTRY OF SILLY ORANGUTANS
If i had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isnt. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldnt be. And what it wouldnt be, it would. You see?
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
all in duck tape lingere?
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
now that would hurt to take off...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
That is a major redneck waxing. Can you say.... Waxing for dummies...? Ugh, thats painful just to think about...
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
My mind is now broken....
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
Success! ^^^
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Possibly the longest time it's ever taken to break someone's mind here!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Originally Posted By: EmmCeeeFFHmmm I'm not sure we would be missing much if we imported the half naked John Cleese, duck tape doing star jumps in lingerie and stuff... from the other thread... John Cleese and saggy orangutan combine to form SUPER MEGA MINISTRY OF SILLY ORANGUTAN WALKS!!!
It was that idea in particular. Which, while comedy gold is also really, really disturbing...
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
I really wanna see that!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
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Location: Lawrence, KS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySbzIHuxgg
Orangutan goodness!
He doesn't walk, but he's still epic Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
Aight here's my fires fire spinning video
Hope you all like it. I'm still working out the technicalities and the camera wasn't focused but it'll be better next time.Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Eternal Student of all things Skill
110 posts
Location: Kansas City, KS, USA
Doing pretty good! It's good to see some more people from the KC area getting on here. Looks you might try slowing down just a bit I know it helped me a lot in the beginning from getting ahead of myself!
Happiness runs in a circular motion!!
G4dget
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
I will, Next video is considerably slower than this. I've just got to get it from my friends or have them post it lol
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Gee, Assi, you've got popcorn crumbs all through your carpet!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
Hey now, that wasn't me. I'm usually very tidy with my popcorn, unless im tipsy. Besides, I vacuumed yesterday. Who's been trailing popcorn through my thread...?
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
*hides overful hand of popcorn*
Just a dancer in the dark
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
tsk tsk, Seaspray...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
it calls to me!!
Just a dancer in the dark
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Gives Ascilith a vac-bot. It takes them time to fear your feet.
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Will they fear them quicker if I kick them?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
we have vac-bots? sweet! Wait why do we want them to be afraid of our feet?
It's okay seaspray, you must have gotten ahold of my latest batch. Most irresistable yet
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
do we even wanna know what you put in it?
... tho now I want rl popcorn... bah!
Just a dancer in the dark
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Rouge: I kicked mine plenty in the beginning. So I can't offer a comprehensive answer. It took about 3 weeks to start moving out of my way.
Ascilith: We want all robots to fear us. I think they intentionally try to trip you.
Seaspray: Many little pills died to give you that delicious popcorn.
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Bwhahahahaha.
That is all.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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