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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
It wasn't me Molly! Its those two. They are being..... um...... smutty! Ooooooo Molly stop looking at me like that! I ... I.... I.....

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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
*blows raspberries on skully's belly*

there there dear
I know
I saw

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
*eats rasberry off skully's belly*

sorry, couldnt resist.

Love is the law.

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Ado-p behave!

Gayle.....!

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
oh Gayle don't make him behave. He's no fun if he has to behave...... Lets be honest, does ado-p do behaving? I'm not sure he does.

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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Hrmm... Rasberries made on Skully's belly and Ice Cream from her mammaries... Ado, suck on the elbows and see if you can get some chocolate syrup.



Would Skully's ice cream be vegan?

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
NYC, stop it at once

you are making this thread all ikky and disturbing when it should by rights be just a bit surreal

you're a Bad Man

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! NYC! BAD BAD BAD MAN! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Ok now I've picked myself back up off the floor where I fell in a giggling heap I feel I should just say....... Molly are you sure about this odd American man?



<----- NYC (because you are so damn odd I like you)

<----- Molly (because you fell in love with the strange odd american)

<----- ado-p (just because)

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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
yes Skully, I'm sure
I like a man who can leave me in a giggling heap on the floor
and I love this particular one very much

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
<-------Gayle...! (cos she feels left out from the hugs)

Gayle.....!

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Ahhhhh Gayle hun thats bad! bad bad skully!

Ok these are all for you Gayle

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Posted: 27th Apr 2005
Yay!

Gayle.....!

Posted: 27th Apr 2005
hey hey group hug

Love is the law.

Posted: 28th Apr 2005


Hey Skully,
We've not met yet, but have heard loads about you, so thought it about time I popped in and said Hello, and made some tea.

Anyone for a cuppa?

ooooooh - I was at UCOF's on Friday night, and I noticed there was a spectacular cape in his room, which you made! It's awesome!! Jon looks very fetching in it!!

Superhero UCOF!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
oooh i'd love a cuppa

Love is the law.

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
tea!
blessed tea!
is there any cake?
I'm starving
:rumblytum:

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
Hello Hels

Oooo tea is always welcome and there is always chocolate here. Cake is available but its gluten free.... tastes a bit strange 'til you get used to it.

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Posted: 28th Apr 2005
i make gluten free cakes sometimes for my gluten free friends
(not everyone is a corn dolly in disguise you know )

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
Can I be a gluten free friend too? I promise never to eat your hobnobs..... oh no thats someone else isn't it...... who is the hobnob fiend? Is it Dunc? UCoF? hmmmm I can't remember..... yay the joys of a sievehead. I can't promise never to eat your chocolate raisins..... they make me cough though so I wouldn't eat many....... I might just suck the chocolate off them and give you the raisins back...... Toffee makes me cough too.... I wonder why?.... Come to think of it lots of things make me cough...... yogurt, cheese, porridge.... hmmmmm..... swallowing flies when I cycle down the canal path too..... that makes me do a very special grrrrrry cough in the hope I can cough the poor little fly back out again...... what a yucky way to go......flying about minding your own business then some panting sweating woman breaths you in and you disappear down the back of a dark hole, get covered in mucus and spit then die burning to death in her stomach acid...... poor little fly........ I'll have to start wearing a bandana over my mouth when I cycle....... I wonder how most flies die....... do you think they can over dose on dog poo?...... I wonder if any ever die of old age....... what is old age for a fly? .......2 weeks...... 3 months........ a year?..... I'm listening to Lois Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald singing a song called 'The Frim Fram Sauce'..... just what is Frim Fram Sauce?........ it sounds vile!..... I wonder if it will come up on google...... hmmm nope..... only the lyrics.....which are:-

I don't want French-fried potatoes,
Red, ripe tomatoes.
I'm never satisfied.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.

I don't want pork chops and bacon.
That won't awaken
My appetite inside.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.

Well, you know,
A girl, she really got to eat,
And a girl, she should eat right.
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.

I don't want fish-cakes and Rye bread,
You heard what I said.
Waiter, please, I want mine fried.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.

Shoo, doo-doo-doo-ya, doo, doo;
Shuuba doo-ya doo, sheeya-did'n'doo.

I don't want French-fried potatoes,
Red, ripe tomatoes.
I'm never satisfied.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.

I don't want pork chops and bacon.
That won't awaken
My appetite inside.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.

Now you know,
Girls. we really got to eat,
And you know we should eat right.
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight.

I don't want fish-cakes and Rye bread,
You heard what I said.
Waiter, please, I want mine fried.
I want the Frim Fram Sauce
With the oss and fay
With shifafa on the side.
Ooh, with shifafa, uh, on the side.

Ok that just gives me more questions..... what is 'oss and fay'? and 'shifafa'?..... hmmmm...... oops I'm rambling again....... Sorry!

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Posted: 28th Apr 2005

Written by: Skulduggery

---

Molly are you sure about this odd American man?

<----- NYC (because you are so damn odd I like you)

---

Oi! I'm the normal one.

Especially compared to you lot.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
Skully, I'm sorry to say honey but I think you've lost it. That is if you had it in the first place.
Try riding your bike with you mouth CLOSED, it will help with the swallowing of the fly. But then if you swallowed a fly did you also swallow a spider "that wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her"?

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
Again -

Gayle.....!

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
<-----for Gayle



Gidg keeping your mouth closed maybe an option on one of your new fangled modern bi-cycles with the petrol driven motor engine attached but the good old fashioned pedal it yourself model comes with the added bonus of, not only getting you from A to B, but exercising your muscles, which requires you to intake a lot of oxygen, which you do by breathing in......yes ...... sometimes through your mouth.



I would never swallow a spider! I like spiders.
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NYC of course you are dear. You are more normal than a normal thing dressed in normal clothes on a normal day! They don't come more normal that you hun!
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Posted: 28th Apr 2005
so whos been making avatars then?

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
If Cropping and shrinking photos qualifies as making avatars then yes I have been. It took all of 3 mins.

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Posted: 28th Apr 2005
for you....

Gayle.....!

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
Oooooooooo snog fest! YAY!

....... now who else can we snog?

*puckers up looking about for willing candidates*

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Posted: 28th Apr 2005
im always up for a snog

Love is the law.

Posted: 28th Apr 2005
you'll love Beltane then