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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
treadmills are lethal
last time i saw one my mate was trying to turn it off, pressed the wrong button and stopped running cause he thought he pressed the off button. instead he pressed the fastest setting and faceplanted and was shot off of the running platform-type-thing *cringes*
treadmills are lethal
last time i saw one my mate was trying to turn it off, pressed the wrong button and stopped running cause he thought he pressed the off button. instead he pressed the fastest setting and faceplanted and was shot off of the running platform-type-thing *cringes*
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I saw this
and though you might like it
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I saw this
and though you might like it
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Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooo thank you babe
Ooooooo thank you babe
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have fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
There is a cake next to my name today. Does that mean i get to have cake?
There is a cake next to my name today. Does that mean i get to have cake?
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I think it means watch out for people kissing and hugging you. They do a lot of that when you have cakes next to your name.
I'm going to sit here quietly and sulk because none of my 4 Biatches or either of my ironing sex slaves are entertaining me. *sigh* You can never find a Biatch when you need one!
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I need entertaining!!! Either that or my legs to work so I can go back to work!
*poutsulkpoutgrumblemoanwhinesulkpoutgrumpsulkselfpitywhine*
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I think it means watch out for people kissing and hugging you. They do a lot of that when you have cakes next to your name.
I'm going to sit here quietly and sulk because none of my 4 Biatches or either of my ironing sex slaves are entertaining me. *sigh* You can never find a Biatch when you need one!
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I need entertaining!!! Either that or my legs to work so I can go back to work!
*poutsulkpoutgrumblemoanwhinesulkpoutgrumpsulkselfpitywhine*
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Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
:snugglehugsnoozecakecuddle:
are you coming to ireland?
cos I might be
and then I'd get to actually meet you
:snugglehugsnoozecakecuddle:
are you coming to ireland?
cos I might be
and then I'd get to actually meet you
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well its on my list of things to do if my body behaves. I'll give it a stern talking to and threaten it with chocolate deprivation. That ought to do it.
Not sure how I'm going to get there though because I'm a big girly and hate flying.
Well its on my list of things to do if my body behaves. I'll give it a stern talking to and threaten it with chocolate deprivation. That ought to do it.
Not sure how I'm going to get there though because I'm a big girly and hate flying. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
take the boat
take the boat
Getting to the other side 
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
oh please do.
i'll give you many long overdue hugs and probably some chocolate raisins....
oh please do.
i'll give you many long overdue hugs and probably some chocolate raisins....
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
If I take the boat to dublin I have to get to Hollyhead first which will take ages....... I think I'll just have to stop being girly and fly from Cardiff. It will be cheaper and take about 1/3 of the time to do. Are there any other people flying from Cardiff? If so will they mind me running up and down the aisles screaming "We're all going to die! We're doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU!" ?
If I take the boat to dublin I have to get to Hollyhead first which will take ages....... I think I'll just have to stop being girly and fly from Cardiff. It will be cheaper and take about 1/3 of the time to do. Are there any other people flying from Cardiff? If so will they mind me running up and down the aisles screaming "We're all going to die! We're doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU!" ?
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Hey, it can't be that bad... as long as you don't have to breastfeed tigers.
Hey, it can't be that bad... as long as you don't have to breastfeed tigers.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Um...... errrrrrr........... just exactly how am I supposed to react or respond to women breast feeding tiger cubs....... its not something I've encountered before. Would you pat her on the back and say "Jolly good for you madam!" or shake her and tell her she was a freak? I think I'll go with the first one. She has after all got the tigers on her side!
Um...... errrrrrr........... just exactly how am I supposed to react or respond to women breast feeding tiger cubs....... its not something I've encountered before. Would you pat her on the back and say "Jolly good for you madam!" or shake her and tell her she was a freak? I think I'll go with the first one. She has after all got the tigers on her side!
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
the people I told whilst reading that were just concerned about the teeth
the people I told whilst reading that were just concerned about the teeth
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
They hadn't teethed yet.
That's gotta be the wierdest feeling ever.
They hadn't teethed yet.
That's gotta be the wierdest feeling ever.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
please tell me you don't know that for a fact
do baby tigers keep their mums up at night crying when they teethe? And do their mums trundle off adn bring them back a frozen antelope leg to suck on?
please tell me you don't know that for a fact
do baby tigers keep their mums up at night crying when they teethe? And do their mums trundle off adn bring them back a frozen antelope leg to suck on?
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
No.
They don't.
No.
They don't.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
oh
they should
mean tiger-mums
oh
they should
mean tiger-mums
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You should adopt them.
You should adopt them.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
molly wouldn't like that at all.
anyway I learnt my lesson in early childhood
when you let a tiger into your home they eat Everything and then you have to go out for dinner in your wellie boots.
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molly wouldn't like that at all.
anyway I learnt my lesson in early childhood
when you let a tiger into your home they eat Everything and then you have to go out for dinner in your wellie boots.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
And here was me thinking that the weirdest thing in my intro thread was jelly wrestling...... Pffffft you two....well.....umm........ *looks baffled*
And here was me thinking that the weirdest thing in my intro thread was jelly wrestling...... Pffffft you two....well.....umm........ *looks baffled*
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I learned in my childhood that when a lion comes over to dinner, you should care.
(From Really Rosie...)
EDITED_BY: NYC (1114456588)
I learned in my childhood that when a lion comes over to dinner, you should care.
(From Really Rosie...)
EDITED_BY: NYC (1114456588)
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
that was a bit short for a bedtime story sweetie
but I liked the pictures
skully, I'm not sure about baffled, but I have a wiffle bat in the corner of my room (imported by some crazy american)
is this a sign of the early stages of a new fetish-formation?
oh wait... I found it!
baffle
n : a flat plate that controls or directs the flow of fluid or
energy [syn: baffle board]
kinky
that was a bit short for a bedtime story sweetie
but I liked the pictures
skully, I'm not sure about baffled, but I have a wiffle bat in the corner of my room (imported by some crazy american)
is this a sign of the early stages of a new fetish-formation?
oh wait... I found it!
baffle
n : a flat plate that controls or directs the flow of fluid or
energy [syn: baffle board]
kinky
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Molly's cute when she's tired.
She makes no sense 'tall.
Molly's cute when she's tired.
She makes no sense 'tall.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
thought I d drop by some hugs for you miss skully becasue I have really noticed how you spread so much love and good vibes aroung hop did you know?
thought I d drop by some hugs for you miss skully becasue I have really noticed how you spread so much love and good vibes aroung hop did you know?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
she is lovely, isn't she V?
morning!
do I have to get up?
she is lovely, isn't she V?
morning!
do I have to get up?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm really mean, evil and twisted but Shhhhh that can be our little secret!
I'm really mean, evil and twisted but Shhhhh that can be our little secret! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooo look there is a badger in my thread. Lets feed him to the tigers...um... no..... ummm.... errr.... I mean lets feed him chocolate. Yes thats what I meant to say. Feed him chocolate
Ooooooo look there is a badger in my thread. Lets feed him to the tigers...um... no..... ummm.... errr.... I mean lets feed him chocolate. Yes thats what I meant to say. Feed him chocolate
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Now do you really think that's fair to the tigers?
Now do you really think that's fair to the tigers?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
You think I should feed the tigers with chocolate too? I'm not sure they are ready for chocolate after all they are still only being breast fed by molly. They maybe too young for chocolate.
You think I should feed the tigers with chocolate too? I'm not sure they are ready for chocolate after all they are still only being breast fed by molly. They maybe too young for chocolate.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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