Forums > Social Chat > normal words that make you giggle
Login/Join to Participate7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.
here's a few to start.....
rod (fishing)
shaft (elivator)
member
boob (as in error)
the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken 
prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)
knob (door)
i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
smegma
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Gita...you'd probably love the way that I say 'sheriff'...might be exactly the way that you're hearing it...
hmmm...
Obey...said enough times sounds just dumb...
Mower...sounds like a hick saying more...
Butter...sounds like my hick brother saying better...
(in fact, he says 'more better'...mower butter...*embarrassed by hick brother*)
mower later...
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1175868533)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
smegmaobey is funny too as is............armadillo
scuttle is funny also, as in coal scuttle...................or a crab "scuttles" accross the sand.
perpendickular(sp)
consume
(i know it's been done but.........)
flaccid
limp
flop
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
this isnt so much as word, as in a person's name:
Alison Moyet.
say it with a french accent, keep repeating it. soon you'll feel really erotic and aroused. Perfect!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
hmmm, i love the word broccoli. it makes me laugh for no reason
some of my close seconds are :
plug (so glutteral
)eppiglotis
gusset
and 'moist' is always good for a giggle
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Cattywampus: meaning crooked or askew
Titmouse: a type of bird
Frottage: dry humping
Bangkok: the name of a city or something you yell just before nailing someone in the nether region.
Flibbertigibbet: a silly or scatterbrained person.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
at 'eppiglotis' and 'Bangkok'.. and 'flaccid' .. Had a few giggles over most of these words in my time..Uhm.. 'Hypotenuse' is always fun
As is 'Chechen' - The term for someone coming from the country 'Chechnya' in Russia.
And 'Sunni and Shiite' - Both types of Muslims.
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Member
8 posts
Location: bangor, United Kingdom
Lub-a-dubs - a random name for boobies!
and also chicken lub-a-dubs, just because it puts my housemates off their chicken when i refer to it like that
Two can keep a secret...if one of them is dead
i never realised how creepy that line is until i wrote it down
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Sand
Cobra
Spatula
Dungarees
Scrotum
Scuttle
Waddle
Sharks
Moths
Flabbergasted
Inconsolable
Indubitably
Flange
Maramalade
Pathology
Coconut
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
"Saving Private Ryan" always gets me. (Shaving Ryan's privates)
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
"bollard" from the 'attack of the bollard' thread. made me giggle muchly, even more so when i watched the movies
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Written by: fyrespirit
Gita...you'd probably love the way that I say 'sheriff'...might be exactly the way that you're hearing it...
*looks at where bek lives*
y'know - you could be on to something!! the accent i say/hear it in usually sounds like 'share' iff - the 'er' is a bit longer sound...*reads that bit again*
i know what i'm on about...even if noone else does!! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh mum! i know exactly what you're on about!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i'm glad someone does darling!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Found these...
circumscribe
formication (the neurologically based illusion that you have insects (esp. ants) crawling under your skin.)
Angina (esp. as in "acute angina" - try walking up to a woman and asking her if she's ever been told she had acute angina)
Penal Institution
footage
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Flange..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
"penal institution" it's always made me giggle that the americals have "penal" collanysalso it makes me giggle when posh blokes say something like "corr look at that bit of "totty"
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
poppadom
and jobbie. (can be used as the term a wee jobbie, sometimes meaning a job..)
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
flask
excuse me, may i flask you a question?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Dirty Hippie
347 posts
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdom
thrust.. as in engines
for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness
6,650 posts
I'm short of proper graemlins to display my level of amusedness - splendid, guys - keep coming whilst I'm taking notes as to expand my knowledge of chucklewords the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i find( find, hehehehe) that any word said repeatedly by itself eventually becomes highly amusing.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
as a scaffolder i constantly have to use the word "erect"
as in to build coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm sure there's a reason why I haven't posted yet....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
because you're a flask!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
zomblegods.
i kind of made it up, but i think its awesome
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
crevice (like a small cave or space)trench
slop
spangle
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
how about birds? for example, woodpecker, great tit, chaffinch
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
great tits © 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com