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Here's my dilemma, all you fine Hop ladies out there. I am a hairy man, and I enjoy having my facial hair. I keep it trimmed and all, none of the cave man style going on here. While dating my last girlfriend, she made a big deal every time I mentioned considering shaving it off. We broke up a couple months ago, but are still friends, and a few days ago she mentioned "Chicks dont dig making out with a guy with facial hair." Opinions??
Momma Bear
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"Chicks dont dig making out with a guy with facial hair." Opinions??
That's a load of bollards!! I love my man, and I love my man's beard.
I like my men to be hairy! Like big poppa bears. If they're not naturally hairy thats ok, but I like facial hair, natural though, not craig david style. Beards are where its at. All the best people have beards!!
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Pasta of Muppets
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Hows about a blonde/ginger goatee?
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
a goatee isnt a beard. its a goatee. if you extend it around your face, grow some big mutton chops, then yes
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Pasta of Muppets
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Ive got nicely trimmed mutton chops?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
lets see a recent pic!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Here's my gay man's point of view.
1) Facial hair hides your face. However, neatly trimmed facial hair that accents your face can be sexy.
2) Gentlemen. PAY ATTENTION. Please be aware that 2-3 days of stubble is the same as having a porcupine strapped to your face. Having such a surface rubbed against ANYTHING is quite irritating. Keep this in mind if you plan on having your face in close proximity to any sensitive parts on your mate. Please be aware that the lips and area around the lips are possibly included in the list of sensitive parts.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
i beg to differ Doc, i like the rough and ready type. If it chaffs, use lip balm!!
also, for the nether regions, its great fun!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Suit yourself! Only place I like to feel pain is the burn in my muscles when I'm in the water.
Other than that, I'm a hedonist (or wimp...depending on your point of view)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
I have tried on many occasions to grow some sensible facial hair (even though it is ginger
) However I always find that burn the nose(or buzzsaw)-Firebreathe tends to singe it badly so I have to shave and start again 
Mark P
90 posts
Thanks guys. The hair stays.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok. So we want pictures, then.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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unshaven is a clear sign you dont work in hospitality.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Mhmmmmm stubble! Sorry Doc, gotta disagree. Don't like hairiness in men in general, as in beards and chests and backs and necks and jungles under the armpits, but some "dangerous-looking" stubble...
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Birgit, you make a very strong argument.
However, I'm still fighting from the beard corner.
here's why.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Well. Now. Is it more likely that I'll ever pull Colin Farrell or Sym? Probably just the same, given that one isn't too picky but in Hollywood, and the other one's with the lovely Jo!
So I'll stick with admiring Colin from a distance
By the way, I haven't really seen anyone argue for the clean-shaven corner yet!
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the 1337 poier
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Written by: Doc Lightning
Suit yourself! Only place I like to feel pain is the burn in my muscles when I'm in the water.
Other than that, I'm a hedonist (or wimp...depending on your point of view)
haha we all know your a big sissy girl doc.
I agree with everyone but Jo
like birgit said rugged stuble is very hot but like doc said i should think a clean shaven face would be nicer to...have on your sensitive parts. ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I enjoy the tickliness of a beard- althought it has to be feathery like a wizard's beard, not like a pan scourer. That'd hurt
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yeah, i hear its quite rare for men to grow beards made of steel wool. one has to then wonder how cool it would look if they did, and then set it on fire and span around
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
the problem with clean-shaven faces is, they only stay clean-shaven for 2 to 24 hours (depending on the individual hairiness, okay, longer for very young men). And a 2- or 3-day-stubble is much nicer than the sandpaper you get when the clean-shaven just wears off! And a bit of scratchiness can be nice (she says as she puts nivea on the stubble rash on her chin
) "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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I've had no complaints about my stubble
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yeah exactly, beardiness is much nicer than stubble. sym's beard feels a bit like mollydog's tail tickling my face
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so, you've compared kissing Sym to kissing Mollydog's bum?
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
its not a comparison, just an analogy
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
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Stubble is like a fine art. Get it right and it's great. Get it wrong and just don't bother!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Mmmmm stubble.
One guy I was with had such soft hair, even on his face, and it was lovely! Tickly and nice and yum.
The guy after that had sandpaper for hair, and rarely shaved. It was horrible, and he liked to kiss really hard, press his face into mine like..eurgh.
So I wake up one morning and go to the bathroom and nearly crap myself when I look in the mirror.
There is hardly any skin left on the lower half of my face, and what skin thats left is red and blotchy. Parts missing skin were replaced with big carpet-burn-esque scabs. Its was minging!
A certain dog with rabies who I am with now, has super soft stubble and its lovely
If you have soft hair, stubble is nice, if not, keep it clean shaven.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Birgit
Mhmmmmm stubble! Sorry Doc, gotta disagree. Don't like hairiness in men in general, as in beards and chests and backs and necks and jungles under the armpits, but some "dangerous-looking" stubble...
I like hair...but Iike it below the waist. Chest is fine, too. But I draw the line at backs.
And stubble can be hot...until you try to make out with it.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
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Written by: AiméeStill trying to maintain that "Henry is old enough to shave" myth, I see
A certain dog with rabies who I am with now, has super soft stubble and its lovely
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yeah, Cantus, I was wondering about that, too...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Still disagreeing about the stubble
But given that I don't grow a beard and you and I will never make out that doesn't matter hairy legs aren't too bad. But as far as I know all boys have them anyways
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Birgit
hairy legs aren't too bad. But as far as I know all boys have them anyways
I don't. Chest, yes. But arms and legs no.
I was about 17 or 18 and I wondered when I'd get leg hair because none seemed to be forthcoming. And then one day I found a dark, curly hair on my chest. I looked at it and said accusingly, "Are you LOST?!? You're supposed to be DOWN THERE!"
At about age 22 I came to the realization that I'd probably pretty much finished puberty and that it was time for me to accept the facts: no leg hair.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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