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rexmember
263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA


Posted:
did anyone else see this?

https://technomoves.com


hmmm... "THE SHORT TRAINER" looks a lot like 3 keyrings..

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I've no idea what to make of it? they look very short or something and the picture look a bit ridiculous though I'm not familiar with the rave scene...

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Paddyback from the dead...sort of
884 posts
Location: 43°41'N 79°38'W


Posted:
I think Hels Bels will like the fact that that it "COSTS LESS THEN ONE SET OF MOIST POI DEVICES"

Still trying to figure why you can't make a set of these for $2 at a hardware store. It doesn't even come with grips...

I think my favorite part is the video. Somebody learned how to use photoshop plugins and they're not going to let us forget it!

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
@ Paddy .....you wait till she sees this one.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


spiralxveteran
1,376 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
Does indeed seem like a load of old bollocks, lol

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Paddy:
I think Hels Bels will like the fact that that it "COSTS LESS THEN ONE SET OF MOIST POI DEVICES"


Paddy you deserve a good for that. Really really MAD now

*reminds herself to count to 10 and BREATH*


1, 2, 3........

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musashiistarring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA


Posted:
yeh, they look pretty MOIST to me too

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CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Ok...here's what I think

1) UNIQUE DESIGN & MATERIALS ALLOW FOR SLOWER SPINNING & INCREACED CONTROL.

Really? Compared to what?

2) INTERCHANGEABLE CONFIGERATION (change any of the six pieces for custom FX)

Just like every other set of non-tennisball poi...

3) TANGLE RESISTANT (less knots then string or chain!)

Less knots than chain? None of the chains I've seen ever get knotted up...

4) LIGHT WEIGHT, DURABLE, ALL BLACK CONSTRUCTION (great in the dark)

Allblack construction? They are made by New Zealand's rugby champions?

5) FAST, SMOOTH POI-TO-LIQUID (spinning-to-holding) TRASITIONS.

Oh my god! You can use these with the strings or by hand! Amazing!!!

6) USES LESS SPACE THEN OTHER POI DEVICES.

Who needs shorter strings. These things use less space, without being any smaller!

7) COSTS LESS THEN ONE SET OF MOIST POI DEVICES.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I don't even want to know what a moist poi is...

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BlackFireJackmember
167 posts
Location: Bergen , Norway


Posted:

well said!!!

I like Fire.. :)


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
sorry i am trying not to piss my self.... i aint even gonna add to this Charles said it all.

tiamat_22580I will kill all mods
210 posts
Location: mods suck


Posted:
It does not really make sense to me at all.
Why bother.

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