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I've just spent two hours listening to someone rant and rave about how great the TV show is and am completely sick of it. So I came up with an idea that might just make me watch it (other than the use of illegal substances or alcohol). Why not, instead of booting the contestants out, execute them in interesting ways. For example (using celeb bb people), say they voted off Pete, don't boot him/her/it (whatever the hell it is now) out the door, run half a million volts through the floor of the shower the next time he/she/it uses it. That might give the housemates something interesting to talk about. I can just imagine the announcer saying

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Day 12 in the Big Brother house and you voted Pete to be dispatched from the house so Big Brother has electrified the floor in the shower. The rest of the housemates are in the living room discussing the price of tea in China or something just as 'interesting'.

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Day 20 and you've voted George so Big Brother has locked him in the garden and released the three pitbulls that the crew have 'accidentally' forgotten to feed for the past week.

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or my personal favourite

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Day 30 and you've voted for Chantelle so Big Brither has switched her foundation to a mixture containing anthrax...

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Or they could put in a proper Room 101 and stick Pete in a room full of spoilt brat American teenage girls and animal rights activists or George in a room full of people who don't take him seriously as a politician. Sorry, that last one is called Westminster



I'm sorry about this rant. Even though the show has been over for months I'm just a little fed up of hearing about it but surely my idea would make the show a lot more watchable

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

There is no art without passion, no passion without drive, no drive without need.

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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You've voted for (pseudo celeb C). To vote for how we kill them text EXECUTION and the letter for the method of death to (imaginary number)

For electrifying the shower text A

For unleashing the hounds text B

For shooting them with a ricin pellet text C

Lines close tomorrow at midnight and the execution will be shown on Big Brother's Little Brother live when it happens. Highlights will be
shown on Thursday at 11pm

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Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't