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Login/Join to Participateold festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
ola.... probably bout time i changed this thingo.....
Name: brett schmerl
Location: Adelaide oztralia
Hometown: adelaide oztralia
DOB: 03/05/86
Age: 20
Sex: its a boy!
Occupation(s): student
Favorite Color(s): deep earthy colours
Toys: any fire spinnig gear but mainly poi
Education: fancy science at flinders uni....
Favorite Book(s): celestine prophecy
Favorite Movie(s): baraka, what the bleep
Favorite TV show(s): i kill TVs
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) ha ha ha um be happy,
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: kenny's window, loren, sphongle, and many random others
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): not an icecream fan but in spain they had wine soaked doughnut flavor so that takes the cake
vegemite, marmite or nutella? marmite scks
um thats probabliy aboot it really... happy spinning
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old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
...a magpie died in my hands today...it was pretty full on...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
cant believe i havent said hello, hope your ok, sorry about the magpie
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
im fine it was just weird the way it happened... thank you for your welcome Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Heya Doctor Schmerl! Haven't been in here yet it seems. Was really good re-meeting you at Uberoz, and was quite inspiring watching your under leg poi work. Good stuff, and it's going to keep me occupied for ages. Here's hoping your travels take you to many more windfarms and vistas, and perhaps Brissie sometime
Take it easy, catch up soon! old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
just had to pop in and say...WOW
the under leg weave i witnessed you doing at the maslins beach party was quite amazing, and hypnotising at the same time..
hope you are well
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
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" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
yep i have legs.... dunka... any suggestions for naming of the fish that lives in adya's D70 jar???
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
we could name it facial paralysis 2 after the late facial paralysis (my retarded ex pet goldfish)
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i think it should be called "One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Black Fish "
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
but but.. there's only one fish?
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
exactly
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
thats way to long jeeez ben you know nothign about naming fish ..just call it fish or hsif or bait
hmm...
I need something to do... hmmmmm
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh your soooooooo missing the point Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
...i am?....tell me tell me tell me tell me...please
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so does having a new fuel pot mean i need a new fish?
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i could tell you but if i told you you wouldnt come to the realisation and without the actual realisation its all meaningless ......
on another note i just had to share this
ben-ja-men says:
you could streak through it
Brettamaus says:
*shakes fist
Brettamaus says:
im sure i could fit in
ben-ja-men says:
what streaking?
Brettamaus says:
umm... yeah id look like a bald water bird...
ben-ja-men says:
indeed .....
Brettamaus says:
oi
Brettamaus says:
not supposed to agree your ment to say umm.. no youd loook like a umm...
Brettamaus says:
...
Brettamaus says:
i dunno
ben-ja-men says:
*shrugs*
Brettamaus says:
bald water bird?
Brettamaus says:
wait
ben-ja-men says:
what does that even mean
ben-ja-men says:
i mean really
Brettamaus says:
i have thin legs... as do many species of water bird such as the ibis
ben-ja-men says:
lol
ben-ja-men says:
naked water bird man
ben-ja-men says:
thats soooooooooo you hop title when you get enough posts
Brettamaus says:
ah crap it so is
ben-ja-men says:
tooooOOOoootally
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: Adya Miriyana
so does having a new fuel pot mean i need a new fish?
omg you threw away your fish!!!! *gasp*splutter*etc*
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
background: lou keeps a dead black fish is her D70 jar... and well i dunno lou i thought you belived it gave you powers or somthing you know enchanted dead fish in a jar of fuel...
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
ben u bstrd
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
I seeeeeee..well seeing its meaningless now..you might as well just tell me...then it won't be meaningless even though you just said it would be..you lie...YOU LIIIIIIE!!! wait was that to me or not..oh man im confused.. HELP!
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*big cheesy grin*
didnt want you to forgot when you have enough posts to change the member title
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
I cremated a fish in a match box with my friend once. It didn't work the fish was too wet.
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old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
yeah when facial paraylisis died i zapped him with my tazar... you know... CLEAR!
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
and yes ben i know that grin... its a good one
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
yeh this one was floating for a while so I think it was looong gone.
and when I was little my fish used to dive out of there tank aall the time and then they would be stuck to the carpet and you had to rip them off it..jeeez
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Ibis!
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hey Brett! How are yooooooooo???! Just discovered your thread and thought I'd pop in and say hello
See you Friday..... Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Oh my...you seem to have a lot of fun in your thread...i think mine went missing!
dead fish in D70 jars...well that explains a lot about Miss Lou...he he he! i mean she is a Kitty after all...
C U Soon.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
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" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
man kittys are supposed to eat fish not store them in jars of fuel.... and ola LEXI! thats righ you earned the privalage of caps lock! dooby dooo i have a me thread....ME (i also get caps lock privalage).... man im over tired...
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
im not a freaking ibis...well maybe just abit...
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
yeh you have legs...so do ibis's. you eat..so do they..you both have skin and insidey digesty bits and you are both very strange....and you both can't drive
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