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Posted: 20th Sep 2005
Hello, Welcome to HoP!!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 20th Sep 2005
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...

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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Posted: 20th Sep 2005
hey there and welcome!

its good having your own intro, cause then you can talk about whatever you want unless certain youngones enter and spread their smuttyness

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

Posted: 21st Sep 2005
True, true true.
Well, I'll start by asking if anyone's got any advice for the BTB weave. I've got it going okay, but I have to do this weird skiing motion to keep my legs out of the way. It kind of takes the edge off the grace and elegance I'd been hoping for...

Posted: 21st Sep 2005
Oh, and thank you for the welcome. It's kinda daunting - you all seem very close-knit - but as my friends granny used to say "A warm welcome's as good as a hot meal, only cheaper"

Posted: 1st Oct 2005
Ooookaaaaaaaaaay, well, I'll have another go using the template. (you lot can be really scary)

Name: Lembit

Location: Bristol, UK

Hometown: Ditto

DOB: Dec. 1986

Age: 18

Sex: F

Occupation(s): crappy minimum wage supermarket whore

Favorite Food(s): left-over pizza found in other people's bins (nutritious and delicious)

Favorite Colour(s): black I guess. At least it goes with everything

Toys: poi, thinking of having a bash at staff

Hobbies other than the obvious: mountain biking, breaking stuff

Education: Just finished A levels, on gap year

Favorite Book(s): Today, Fight Club, tomorrow, who knows

Favorite Movie(s): Shaun of the Dead, Motorcycle Diaries

Favorite TV show(s): Futurama

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) not be a crappy minimum wage supermarket whore.

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Er... Radiohead, Buckleys Jeff and Tim, Chemical Bros

Favorie ice cream flavour(s): Raspberry ripple - an oldun but a goodun.

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Christ, this is getting heavy *wipes sweat from brow*. Gonna have to go for Nutella.

Posted: 1st Oct 2005
Anyway, hopefully I passed the initiation with that.
(just realised this is my fourth successive post. I spend a lot of time talking to myself, it would seem)

So, are there any regular burns in Bristol? I go up the Downs on a Sunday from time to time, but I've never come across any fire.

Posted: 1st Oct 2005
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