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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
umm no he walked to melbourne from Brisbane.
and the cooker HAD been cleaned...Its just that arsn would insist on using it after I had cleaned it and make a mess....so there was no real reason to clean it really.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Ah but he walked a distance.... that was my point.
And that's a big long way...
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hello mr cantus *late smoosh*
hee hee how are you?
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*smoosh?*
hope you're doing well, sir
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
do you now know what a smoosh is?
you poor deprived person *smoohes Adyaits when you hug someone tightly and wiggle a bit.. sort of :P
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
lol of course i do!
i was asking mr.cantus if he wanted a smoosh
but, i was saying it in less words because i am quite possibly lazy and suffering from a lack of sleep 
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
pah sleep isnt needed
*smoooooosh
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I'd like to write something witty and exciting but i really can't right now. Sorry.
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
PM on its way sugar. 4,308 posts
Location: York, England
mucho love big bro, you're very wonderful!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*smoosh* *poke* *squish*
just stopping in to say hiya
hope you're doing well, sir!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Boo!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!sorry cantus isn't here at the moment but i'm sure he'll be back soon!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Eeeek!
I'm here. What? I was just in Maus's intro. Not very far away at all.
Luckily she was in here, taking messages for me
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hello
how are you?
i'm a bit medicated right now
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
hey there mr, hope you had a good weekend, and have one of these
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya Mr
long time no insult im alost feeling good about myself
how are you man? you seem a bit down atm - anything i can help with? (not that i expect i can but i can offer) back
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I'm ok thank you. Not got any exciting news though. Or else i would've been in here to tell you about it.
This week I've mostly been preoccupied.
Then Maus made me send her a letter (a Y) and that tooked lots of effort.
Oh and my paintings failed to sell on Ebay again. That's twice now. If i were more paranoid I'd feel that no one actually likes my artwork
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i do
i just have no money
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4,308 posts
Location: York, England
you're so useful!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
im assuming that was to cantus as im not very useful at all
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4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Yes!
you're a little useful. but Cantus is very useful
no offense
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
had a dream about fragles last nigth
and they were all panicy cause this over sized fragle was asleep in there caves and he look just like you
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Brainstorma might be useful too
Linden is rubbish.
I still think Pigeon is good as well.
But Linden is definitely rubbish
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Yes. Linden is rubbish.
dude. Have a beer... ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Cantus man.
I appreciated the PM.
Cheers
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*raises a garbage covered arm and hugs cantus
ah ha! how your rubbishy too
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