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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
When in Scotland.
When in Scotland.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Do as the Romans do?
Runnabout pillaging?
I'm lost
Do as the Romans do?
Runnabout pillaging?
I'm lost
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
And again. In Scotland. Unless of course you are inferring that because the word is not of English origin (as very few are) it is not acceptable in (what some may refer to as polite) conversation? 
Written by: =Flashpoint=
Chelly, since when has "to clart" been an acceptable verb to use in polite conversation?
And again. In Scotland. Unless of course you are inferring that because the word is not of English origin (as very few are) it is not acceptable in (what some may refer to as polite) conversation?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
Well yeah - THIS truly IS a timewaster...
Joins runnning....
Written by: pricklyleaf
Mwahaha *runs away after wasting cantustime*
Well yeah - THIS truly IS a timewaster...
Joins runnning....
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
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Posted:
were making trifle... yay!
*shakes fist at firetom*
were making trifle... yay!
*shakes fist at firetom*
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Posted:
Of course.
Becos I is antiscots.
You all smell of wee
I'd never heard clart before, is all, an I is not too sure aboot whether it meant "coated" or somesuch, or whether it had *hem hem* other connotations...
Of course.
Becos I is antiscots.
You all smell of wee
I'd never heard clart before, is all, an I is not too sure aboot whether it meant "coated" or somesuch, or whether it had *hem hem* other connotations...
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Wow. My pc breaks for a few days and my intro fills up with desserts
and nutters flinging/covered with them.
The Romans weren't allowed in to Scotland hence their massive strop and subsequent, even massiver, wall
Mr Point evidently doesn't talk to enough Scottish peoples. Been wasting all your time talking to Irish girls it would seem
My favouritest Scots words of all I've encountered thus far are foosite, slevver and gouchin
There are more that I like too. But those are the best ones I reckon.
Wow. My pc breaks for a few days and my intro fills up with desserts
and nutters flinging/covered with them.The Romans weren't allowed in to Scotland
hence their massive strop and subsequent, even massiver, wall Mr Point evidently doesn't talk to enough Scottish peoples. Been wasting all your time talking to Irish girls it would seem
My favouritest Scots words of all I've encountered thus far are foosite, slevver and gouchin
There are more that I like too. But those are the best ones I reckon.
Meh
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Foosty
Slever
Gouchin
Sleverin' can also mean drunk. As can many other words. Scots is the only language in the world with over 60 words for drunk y'know.
Clart is essentially either used for something that is spread thickly, ie. "clarted in chocolate", or used when someone/thing is dirty, ie. "he was clarted in s%!*"
It can also be used to describe someone who's doing something disgusting...ie. "ya clarty b*$£*"^!!"
My mum used to use the last one a lot when we was kids...oh wait.
I'll teach you some new words when I's down next. It's a fun language.
Foosty
Slever
Gouchin
Sleverin' can also mean drunk. As can many other words. Scots is the only language in the world with over 60 words for drunk y'know.
Clart is essentially either used for something that is spread thickly, ie. "clarted in chocolate", or used when someone/thing is dirty, ie. "he was clarted in s%!*"
It can also be used to describe someone who's doing something disgusting...ie. "ya clarty b*$£*"^!!"
My mum used to use the last one a lot when we was kids...oh wait.
I'll teach you some new words when I's down next. It's a fun language.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
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Posted:
i agree, fun indeed! ... i can be pissed, gubbered, rubbered, rat-arsed, hammered, steamin', pished, blazing, steamboats, wellied, swallied, sh*tfaced, c*nted, mauled, howfin'....the list goes on and on...
i agree, fun indeed! ... i can be pissed, gubbered, rubbered, rat-arsed, hammered, steamin', pished, blazing, steamboats, wellied, swallied, sh*tfaced, c*nted, mauled, howfin'....the list goes on and on...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
That's still about 40 words less than Ozzie's.
That's still about 40 words less than Ozzie's.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Posted:
When drunk Bavarians are usually SO drunk, they can't speak more than 3 words: Take me home...
And YAY for those sh1tfaced Calts who defeated the Romans
It's been this Cesar guy who lumped all these tribes into one "German" bucket - *joins fistshaking*
When drunk Bavarians are usually SO drunk, they can't speak more than 3 words: Take me home...
And YAY for those sh1tfaced Calts who defeated the Romans
It's been this Cesar guy who lumped all these tribes into one "German" bucket - *joins fistshaking* the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Are you sure you don't mean expressions? Because we've got plenty of them too. But having over 100 singular words for drunk originating from one nation would be impressive.
Y'know, I've heard lots of Aussies on here stating about how the nation is infamous for its drinking capabilities, but as yet, I've never heard about this apparent reputation from anyone but Aussies. Which baffles me. And all the folks from down under I've ever met are lightweights!! I reckon I've obviously just not met enough of them yet.
Whereas the Scots and the Irish...well, their reputation definitely goes before them.
'mon the Celts!! (although the Celts originating from the British Isles aren't true Celts in the way the European Celts were, more pagan-oriented..)
Written by: Puk
That's still about 40 words less than Ozzie's.
Are you sure you don't mean expressions? Because we've got plenty of them too. But having over 100 singular words for drunk originating from one nation would be impressive.
Y'know, I've heard lots of Aussies on here stating about how the nation is infamous for its drinking capabilities, but as yet, I've never heard about this apparent reputation from anyone but Aussies. Which baffles me. And all the folks from down under I've ever met are lightweights!!
I reckon I've obviously just not met enough of them yet.Whereas the Scots and the Irish...well, their reputation definitely goes before them.
'mon the Celts!! (although the Celts originating from the British Isles aren't true Celts in the way the European Celts were, more pagan-oriented..)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Posted:
heh heh chelly i agree! i won a drinking competition with an aussie bloke while i was over there..although he did reckon he won on the grounds that i was slightly more falling about than he was...but he had less drink than me! *makes mental note to have more aussie/scot drinking competitions..*
AND, half the country doesn't even know what a pint is! :P bah
heh heh chelly i agree! i won a drinking competition with an aussie bloke while i was over there..although he did reckon he won on the grounds that i was slightly more falling about than he was...but he had less drink than me! *makes mental note to have more aussie/scot drinking competitions..*
AND, half the country doesn't even know what a pint is! :P bah
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Posted:
In all fairness, the Australian's forefathers were prisoners from the Uk. So they were all probably wrecked most of the time.
Our heavyweighted blood is in them, its only watered down a bit.
In all fairness, the Australian's forefathers were prisoners from the Uk. So they were all probably wrecked most of the time.
Our heavyweighted blood is in them, its only watered down a bit.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*giggles* I like your sig mr Henry
Also was good to see Mr Puk making his yearly foray into my intro
The only Aussies I've seen that can handle their drink are Rouge Dragon and Dentrassi. I don't recall a single other amongst them touch a drop in all the months we were there. I was starting to think it was all a lie...
Ok well actually Arsn had one stubby but his use of the words
"this could kill me; but a promise is a promise..." rather put me off pushing him to drink any more
*giggles* I like your sig mr Henry
Also was good to see Mr Puk making his yearly foray into my intro
The only Aussies I've seen that can handle their drink are Rouge Dragon and Dentrassi. I don't recall a single other amongst them touch a drop in all the months we were there. I was starting to think it was all a lie...
Ok well actually Arsn had one stubby but his use of the words
"this could kill me; but a promise is a promise..." rather put me off pushing him to drink any more
Meh
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Romans were allowed in my part of Germania. So we have decent wine AND brilliant beer. And good pizza restaurants.
Romans were allowed in my part of Germania. So we have decent wine AND brilliant beer. And good pizza restaurants.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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I's just seen Hank's sig too. i chuckleds a little.
Har har, hangover and food poisoning. I wont larf though.
Oh wait, I just did.
I's just seen Hank's sig too. i chuckleds a little.
Har har, hangover and food poisoning. I wont larf though.
Oh wait, I just did.
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old hand
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Posted:
I don't get this much attention! Anyway, Hey Brother! Just thought I'd drop in and say Hi, loving the new knotwork stuff on Deviant Art!
I don't get this much attention!
Anyway, Hey Brother! Just thought I'd drop in and say Hi, loving the new knotwork stuff on Deviant Art! To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting 
about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Posted:
My first post on HoP in months.... be honoured that its here. *points*
My first post on HoP in months.... be honoured that its here. *points*
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Posted:
welcome back the gay!
*starts the band playing*
welcome back the gay!
*starts the band playing*
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Posted:
some one help me, i've been doing this for a meesly three years, but don't be foolish enough to think i'm not competition. I seek a moves that are considered impossible, or at least challenging. I can do contact catches from over twenty metres, use eight weapons at the one time, spit fire, eat fire and even be consumed by a downwards fire spit without protective equipment and so very much more. I'm self taught and sadly knew your entire library before i got onto hop, but for some reason i have trouble finding people in this sport only stuck up pricks like the guy in gooble warming, help me out where do i find other twirlers looking to evolve the sport like myself, without the if i can't do it no one can attitude. no move is impossible!
some one help me, i've been doing this for a meesly three years, but don't be foolish enough to think i'm not competition. I seek a moves that are considered impossible, or at least challenging. I can do contact catches from over twenty metres, use eight weapons at the one time, spit fire, eat fire and even be consumed by a downwards fire spit without protective equipment and so very much more. I'm self taught and sadly knew your entire library before i got onto hop, but for some reason i have trouble finding people in this sport only stuck up pricks like the guy in gooble warming, help me out where do i find other twirlers looking to evolve the sport like myself, without the if i can't do it no one can attitude. no move is impossible!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Isn't Gooble Warming a drum shop? It's been ages since I was in Brisbane so... umm how many other threads did he post this question in?
Hey Asena, how's you? Did you get your bike back yet?
Isn't Gooble Warming a drum shop? It's been ages since I was in Brisbane so... umm how many other threads did he post this question in?
Hey Asena, how's you? Did you get your bike back yet?
Meh
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
What's going on in here? Did I miss something? Competition for whom?
And, erm....without trying to be mean, does the first statement not kind of contradict the last bit?
Or am I just being a bit thick and misreading the post? Is there a difference between being stuck-up and being arrogant?
Hey Asena How'd the placement year go? Did you have any big presentation thingys or anything at the end to do? And how did you enjoy your time in the soul-sucking-morally-deprived medical industry?
Written by: shaddow
some one help me, i've been doing this for a meesly three years, but don't be foolish enough to think i'm not competition.......
.......I'm self taught and sadly knew your entire library before i got onto hop, but for some reason i have trouble finding people in this sport only stuck up pricks like the guy in gooble warming, help me out where do i find other twirlers looking to evolve the sport like myself, without the if i can't do it no one can attitude. no move is impossible!
What's going on in here? Did I miss something? Competition for whom?
And, erm....without trying to be mean, does the first statement not kind of contradict the last bit?
Or am I just being a bit thick and misreading the post? Is there a difference between being stuck-up and being arrogant? Hey Asena
How'd the placement year go? Did you have any big presentation thingys or anything at the end to do? And how did you enjoy your time in the soul-sucking-morally-deprived medical industry? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think he means competition for my crown
Note how he thinks spinning is a sport? I don't think he's being arrogant per se. He's just [Old link]. He'll calm down eventually and get nicely jaded like the rest of us
I think if he was looking for other spinners - or is that sportsmen? - then he'd be best getting in touch with people like Threeworlds or investigating whether Burleigh Beats is still on on Tuesday nights...
Honestly, 2 minutes searching....
Chelly, are we in London yet?
I think he means competition for my crown
Note how he thinks spinning is a sport? I don't think he's being arrogant per se. He's just [Old link]. He'll calm down eventually and get nicely jaded like the rest of us
I think if he was looking for other spinners - or is that sportsmen? - then he'd be best getting in touch with people like Threeworlds or investigating whether Burleigh Beats is still on on Tuesday nights...
Honestly, 2 minutes searching....
Chelly, are we in London yet?
Meh
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Oh look... a mentalist
Oh look... a mentalist
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Posted:
they happen. Cant be avoided.
they happen. Cant be avoided.
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Nearly....
well, nearly for you anyways. 8.5 hours travelling for me first...
Written by: Cantus
Chelly, are we in London yet?
Nearly....
well, nearly for you anyways. 8.5 hours travelling for me first...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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What a Bummer
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
No bike
But I decided to become fat and lazy, so I don't need that anymore
My HoPness is sporadic at best. I blame that on lazyness too.
Whats happening in the world of Cantus?
And good news, I've managed to stay out the way of any gay burning rituals.... well thats good news for me, bad news for all of you though
No bike
But I decided to become fat and lazy, so I don't need that anymore
My HoPness is sporadic at best. I blame that on lazyness too.
Whats happening in the world of Cantus?
And good news, I've managed to stay out the way of any gay burning rituals.... well thats good news for me, bad news for all of you though
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old hand
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old hand
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Posted:
happy birthday cantus
happy birthday cantus
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Hippie Burpday Sweetie
Hippie Burpday Sweetie
this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!
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