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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Evil, with overtones of brutality
How is you Cantus? Is the black, hacking cough gone yet?
Chelly, send me your address and i'll send you up those speakers I promised but drunkenly (and hangover'dly) forgot to give you last time...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I still have no voice. And people still keep making me talk. I've got 2 and a half days of antibiotics left now. Nothing else very exciting to report.
Although i did find a nice pebble whilst i was tidying the kitchen earlier. So that's good
Meh
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
hay! ive been told to ask for embarassing sotries about pete (=flahspoint=) so i can take the micky next time i see him!!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
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I'm sure there are none. He's a polygon of virtue
It's that Fiona you have to watch out for. She's a really bad influence on him....
Meh
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
im sure he manages to be a bad inlfuence on himself
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Pasta of Muppets
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To expand. Fiona is my car. I have nearly killed Cantus quite a few times. I'm just not trying hard enough
And if i'm going to be giving you a lift in Fiona, you'll have to get pally with Prawnie here cos i'm giving hr and a mate a lift too.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
you cant not get pally with KAZ! shes so fluffy, dont ya think? Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Very
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
* adjusts posture to imply the self-importance that only the truly unimportant can muster*
*ahem*
The presence of Mr Cantus J Fraggle is cordially requested at the Pre-Play Meet of the Venerable (sic) Spinners of Manchester, to be held at the Gasworks on Saturday 21st July. Proceedings commence from 2.30 onwards and cocktails (Jenna with Cider & Black with a straw
) will be served from 9pm. Carriages Late.R.S.V.P
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
hey sweetie....this had slipped a little, so I thought I'd save you. Not that you're even here of course - probably up a hill as I speak.
*begins dusting the thread*
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Inflatable sheep anyone?
*laughs hysterically*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
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Inflatable sheep anyone?
*laughs hysterically*
You can get some in the "frog and Nightingale" in Chester too....
Did you go back for the fiver?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I miss Cantus
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
10,530 posts
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Oddly, I do too.
He rubbed my nipples once.
*PRIDE!*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I'm not up a hill now though. I's back in England and feeling very lonely without my lovely Chelly. Is you come back soon honey? I has lots of your stuff and at least 2 of your children...
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
cantus! *glomp* I've been missing you and wondering where you were!!! *snuggle*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Scotland Rougie. As per the conversation we had about 7 weeks ago about me going to Scotland to stay with Chelly. Honestly if you're not going to pay attention...
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
yes but you haven't been on HERE
doesn't scotland have internet acess? i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Nope. Not in the Highlands. No phone lines, television or even a wireless radio.
You should have seen the uproar when they brought in the electric lightbulb last year....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Eeeek! Apologies Miss Rouge. I just realised how rude that came off. I forgot to add one of these -
- at the end.Bad Chelly.
's for the pretty dragon. "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
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S'ok honey, she's Nostralian. That wasn't even mildly rude by any standard let alone Nostralian ones. I think you're confusing jokes with humour again. It's easily done - apparently...
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
no its not....
hidiho mr
so this art you bought, was it pretty?
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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https://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060729
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Insert Champagne Here
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Eeeek! Apologies Miss Rouge. I just realised how rude that came off. I forgot to add one of these -
Bad Chelly.
Twan fine, hun, I didn't take it that way at all!
however I will take that hug though!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I wondered when you'd be back Cantus.
and here is a welcome hug
Missed you.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I had him locked in my basement. Had to let him out though, before he started to develop rickets...
Hey honey.
Thought you might be interested in this...
https://www.uhi.ac.uk/uhi/ecompass/issue-...finds-in-orkney
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
hello mr cantus, and chelly as well
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Hey Miss Prawn. How's you? Not over the shock yet then?
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so this art you bought, was it pretty?
Umm *baffled* Whatnow?
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https://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060729
Yikes!!! Written by: Valura
I wondered when you'd be back Cantus.
and here is a welcome hug
Missed you.
hey Chicken
How goes life and Troys and Pierres and families and stuff?x10 gajillion Written by: chellybean
Thought you might be interested in this...
https://www.uhi.ac.uk/uhi/ecompass/issue-...finds-in-orkney
Oooooh
Well I see that and I raise you this
Meh
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
hhaha no i suppose im not
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