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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
sorry to hear about that dude.. have you considered sending them another message under the title 'Oi Net Monkey!' title?
sorry to hear about that dude.. have you considered sending them another message under the title 'Oi Net Monkey!' title? Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yay for net monkeys
morning mr
yay for net monkeys
morning mr
back
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Afternoon
Afternoon
Meh
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
poo....came up really small!
Ah well...you get the idea!
poo....came up really small!
Ah well...you get the idea!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh thanks Mausy
what is it?
Ooh thanks Mausy
what is it?
Meh
BRONZE Member
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
hugo misses bagus
keeps asking when can mr b come visit australia again
hugo misses bagus
keeps asking when can mr b come visit australia again
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
When Bugis has saved up enough pocket money. Although we are both planning to stow away in Maus' luggage during her forthcoming world tour (but shh don't tell Mausy)
When Bugis has saved up enough pocket money. Although we are both planning to stow away in Maus' luggage during her forthcoming world tour (but shh don't tell Mausy
) Meh
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
won't tell
hey there sirs.. what's new? *pokepokepokepokepoke*
won't tell
hey there sirs.. what's new? *pokepokepokepokepoke* SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Eek a Lou!! I was beginning to think she was imaginary....
Erm new.... I've adopted some hedgehogs - full story in Maus' intro I've nearly finished Malcolm's birfday present (only 3 months after his b'day
) Today Bugis got a letter from a pigeon and a card from a fox 
It's all hot and sunny here and yet, for some reason, I'm inside on HoP
Is that enough information or did you need more?
Eek a Lou!! I was beginning to think she was imaginary....
Erm new.... I've adopted some hedgehogs - full story in Maus' intro I've nearly finished Malcolm's birfday present (only 3 months after his b'day
) Today Bugis got a letter from a pigeon and a card from a fox It's all hot and sunny here and yet, for some reason, I'm inside on HoPIs that enough information or did you need more?
Meh
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Stowing away huh!??
But where will i put all my maouse boots if you're taking up all my luggage space!???
Stowing away huh!??
But where will i put all my maouse boots if you're taking up all my luggage space!???
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Damn she can read!!
Who'd have thunked it?
How many boots do you need?
Damn she can read!!
Who'd have thunked it?
How many boots do you need?
Meh
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
You and Bugis could wear her boots for entertainment value as payment....
You and Bugis could wear her boots for entertainment value as payment....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
At least 9....
At least 9....
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Nine boots? Are you a mutant octomopus?
Nine boots?
Are you a mutant octomopus? Meh
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
*snuggles cantus*
*snuggles cantus*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
you do seem to have a lot of wildlife in your back yard mr cantus...
*joins rougie in the snuggling of cantus*
you do seem to have a lot of wildlife in your back yard mr cantus...
*joins rougie in the snuggling of cantus*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
oh yes that's sufficient information, i think.
imaginary? well.. i could be 
hedgehogs are strange creatures... but they walk all cute and waddly-like
oh yes that's sufficient information, i think.
imaginary? well.. i could be
hedgehogs are strange creatures... but they walk all cute and waddly-like
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Hedgehogs are ADROABLE! I want to see a real one!
Hedgehogs are ADROABLE! I want to see a real one!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Yay Rouge! I want a real hedgehog for bowling!
All hedgehogs are cute. Except for those ones on the 'Look Both Ways' adverts. They're just begging to be roadkill...
P.s. A friend of mind said I 'danced like an epileptic hedgehog' and my current e-mail address was born...
Yay Rouge! I want a real hedgehog for bowling!
All hedgehogs are cute. Except for those ones on the 'Look Both Ways' adverts. They're just begging to be roadkill...
P.s. A friend of mind said I 'danced like an epileptic hedgehog' and my current e-mail address was born...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh lots of snuggles 
There's a german choir called cantus too...
Ooh lots of snuggles
Written by: mausHmm *looks dubious* thanks ... there's a lot of that sort of thing out there.
https://publish.uwo.ca/~cantus/
There's a german choir called cantus too...
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Wondered if it was you that founded it!
Wondered if it was you that founded it!
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Being as I'm still at war with germany then it's unlikely that i started a choir there...
Being as I'm still at war with germany then it's unlikely that i started a choir there...
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*glomps Pige*
Eeeek fear the foo-oom..... run away, run away....
Cept pige who leans over it
*glomps Pige*
Eeeek fear the foo-oom..... run away, run away....
Cept pige who leans over it
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Made me giggle lots too...
And Bugis remained mysteriously unfoo-oomed.... he has magic powers I'm sure...
Made me giggle lots too...
And Bugis remained mysteriously unfoo-oomed.... he has magic powers I'm sure...
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
If you sing as well as me it might be a very cunning plan to get back at Germany.
Written by: Cantus
Being as I'm still at war with germany then it's unlikely that i started a choir there...
If you sing as well as me it might be a very cunning plan to get back at Germany.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
No I sing a lot better than that....
No I sing a lot better than that....
Meh
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello
hello
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