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Login/Join to ParticipateClique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I warned you (ties you up, gags you and locks you under the stairs with the rest of them.)
Muhahahaha!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
rescued? fat chance!
muhahahahahaha
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: Doc LightningWritten by: JP Sir Noddy
*leg gets caught in rope and get hung upside down in a tree*
AAAAHHHHH!!!!
lightning!!! let me down!
And my incentive to do so would be...?
Non-Https Image Link
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: FoxInDocs
haha, excellent... i'm not a boy... oh... tickle wants girls too... crap...
lightning *backs up against a wall and flutters eyelashes* i'm your favourite fire-twirling fruitfly (who apparently likes alliteration), you don't want to tie me up, do you? i can help with the catching...
OK, she's in. Be a dear and go catch ICoN for us, will you?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: PyroMonkey
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*tries crazy kungfoo defences, but realises he doesnt know kungfoo*
NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo.............. *plunk*
i should be able to retain my sanity untill you say....
"i'm looking down the hole, your looking up at me"
"it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"
if that starts to happen i may have to ask yoni to do away with me quick and painless.
Nonono...you're a hot ozzie boy with FANTASTIC legs (and, from your pics, everything else, too...). We won't "do away" with you.
We'll take veeeeeeerry good care of you.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
"It's a Trap"?
NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!11!oneoneone!!!exclamationpoint11!
Socks
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
*enters and quickly side steps to the right sticking out the left leg for any would be trappers*
Mwahahahahahahahaha spidy senses saved me again!!or maybe it wasn't wort avoiding the trap.......whats the bait/reward in this thing?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: Socks
"It's a Trap"?
NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!11!oneoneone!!!exclamationpoint11!
Socks
*sit waiting for soming to happen*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Theres only one thing to do in a situation like this! (me stands up to give an inspirational speech with the answer to all our problems and a way to escape the trap but bumps head on bottom of stair and is knocked unconcious)
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*gets tied up and gagged*
*might possibly like it a little bit*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
ooooh I think we have some s&m fans on this thread haha
right who's for the tickly feather???
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
more b&d than s&m. though metallica with the symphony orchestra was good.
And please, not the tickling...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
funny you should say that- that's the only metallica album I own!!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
it roxors
now, to the bondage?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
or maybe not...
*struggles a bit*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
put some effort into struggling!
I have muscle rub cream to rub into delicate parts like armpits and eyelids
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*stops struggling for a little bit*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
want a cup of tea while you get your breath back??
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
that was more so you'd put the muscle relaxant on...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
wiggles
woo hoo im tied up *grins*
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
ok this is getting creepy now (and my hands r burning.)
*applies rub to anyone who's tied up*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
feels very little - mwahahahah tiger balm has so little affect on me
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*squirms*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hey quick squirming
all i can see is your arse shaking about in front of me
i mean i cant even get a good view
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member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
*opens door to get hoover and stops in disbelif* What are you doing to each other, everyone knows you don't tie poeple up with knots like that. Its like this over under, round the tree back down the rabit hole and pull tight...*seems to have accidently freed MIG*
sorry! Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
woo hoo i can see whats happening
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Patio - the tiger blam has no effect only because of your tubby nipples...
*ooooowp*
Oh darn. Now i've fallen into the trap. Damn.
Anybody left any sharp stuff lying around so I can cut my bonds and make a tank out of an old car, some corrugated iron and a tree?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
right now for the mental cleansing
look into my poi *spin spin spin*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*escapes*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I'm not running after you.
Too much exercise is bad, M'kay?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i believe you there
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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