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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
We all know and love the mullet. Sported by greats such as Pat Sharp, Jimmy Saville, most 80's metal bands... A very fashionable hair-do in it's time, but I also believe it made some sort of comeback within the past couple of years...
Anybody got one?
Anybody got pictures?
They also go hand-in-hand with stereotypes of truckers and bikers etc. This style is more popular in the US than it is in the UK so I've found, but I could be wrong...
anyone have any interesting stories concerning Mullets?
I once went in to a hairdressers and asked for a mullet and they didn't know what it was!!
There are also many guises of the Mullet. How many can you list?
To start you off:
The Permullet. A mixture of the mullet and a perm. Sported by Kevin Keegan in his hey-day
The Frollet: A mullet, but on the front of the head. Popular with chavs in the 90's
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Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
check out these
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edit..the best one isn't showing up https://www.fortunecity.co.uk/southbank/pottery/3/simplythebest.JPG
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
nice!!
A prime example. I bet their owners are proud!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Mullets Galore
I used to play a drinking game involving mullets while I was at uni.
The rules were simple... if anyone saw a mullet, they'd shout 'Ape Drape' and we'd all have to neck our drinks and get some more.
The David Hasslehoff tribute night turned out to be extraordinarily expensive.
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Location: Bristol UK
Also:
www.mullet-junky.com
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
look up this, u will understand how true if your a star wars fan
https://www.mulletmadness.com/the-mullet-..._Wars-23-3.html
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA
My gf and i went to Florida and ended up at this biker bar, her grandmother thought thats where the "young people" hang out. Sheesh it was a trip.It was the home of the mullet fest and They also had the "buzzard queen" (aka. old drunk lady that does a special buzzard dance,and she bumps and grinds a lot)
ps. I tried to put a pic on here but i couldnt figure it out...so its in my gallery.
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ok will have a peek lol, sounds quyite disturbing all that
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA
It is sad to admit, but back in '85 I did opt for the permullet... It seemed like a
Good Idea to my 13 yr old brain, and is probably proof #1 that supports the theorem that teenagers are not capable of making rational decisions.
Yellow and blue make green.
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
I did have a mullet and was proud of it, but went to get a trim and the
wouldn't let me leave with it! Important Notice.
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addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
in australia the mullet has come back in fashion with metrosexuals.
i have no idea how it happened. It looks terrible. you can almost feel the scissors in your hand when you look at them.
i am right now growing my hair. Its almost shoulder length now. but during the initial stages when the front of my hair was just getting in my eyes the stuff at the back was a lot lower and it kinda looked like a mullet.
When you grow your hair from scratch you have to don a mullet for a little while. but after that your fine
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
a few years ago my friend went to a hairdresser and asked them to give her "a really bad haircut". i'm honestly not sure what she was after, and i'm not sure if she did either, but she left there with a mullet, and was really disappointed.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
I wouldnt be disappointed lol, mullets are horrid
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
LONG LIVE THE MULLET
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
please noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*falls further into abyss of doooom*
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
drugs come and go but mullets are forever
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
*still falling*
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
we all know you secretly want one
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
yeah thats really gunna happen
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
sometime they just sneak up on you
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
I wont let it happen I swear on my respectable self than I will never allow such an abomination happen to myself
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
I saw the scariest mullet ever on plane between houston and detroit a few days ago!
-v-
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
theres a woman with an even scarier mullet on my bus
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
hairstyle of the gods my [censored] u damned mullet lover lol
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
"Hairstyle of the gods"
(yup, and for german porn stars from the 1970s)
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
rofl
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
this man insists he still maintains his mullet
- even though as you can plainly see he is bald
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
that is a mighty mullet!
I think the biggest I have ever seen in person was only 2/3rds that size!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
see mullets are the wringest most fishiest cosmic joke ever
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Last summer in downtown Halifax on the window of a candy store painted in big bright letters for all to read:
'Sugar makes your MULLET shine!'
I lauged for a good 15 minutes in the car, and died when my friend didn't know what a mullet was.
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