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Login/Join to ParticipateInept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
i woke up this morning with it embedded into the side of my face, then realised it was inside my pillowcase,
im alan partridge........AHA!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Love is the law.
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
*tut* 
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Did you have little button imprints on your face making you look like an extra from star trek?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
i once had a graze on my forehead from slamming my head on a keyboard in depersation at a really stupid person (i can't even remember who now)
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
i didnt look like a extra from star trek but i was told, dot to dot would have been a laugh
im alan partridge........AHA!
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
yey! Why was it in your pillowcase?
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
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Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
i dunno i still cant figure it out
im alan partridge........AHA!
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hmm.. there goes my guess of down the side of the couch!
how.. the hell... did it get inside your pillowcase??...
strange..
177 posts
Location: Rural South
My mum usually has her remote tucked inside the duvet covet! And the opening is at the end of the bed! Still cant figure that out!
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Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
i have no idea how it got in there
im alan partridge........AHA!
35 posts
Location: Southampton, UK
it couldnt have been a drunken thing maybe?!
Live fast, die young and leave a good lookin corpse!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
I once found my remote in teh microwave.
We still have no idea how it got there.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
177 posts
Location: Rural South
Microwave is a bit puzzling!
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hmm.. worrying.. microwave?? now that's.. original
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
im not allowed to drink anymore
im alan partridge........AHA!
35 posts
Location: Southampton, UK
oh ok...well thats my excuse if anythin wierd like remotes appearin in off-key places happens!
Live fast, die young and leave a good lookin corpse!
I sleep with my remotes but I just wanted to share my pain from before when I smacked my nose with my long staff...
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*yay*
congratulations. the finding of a remote is always so handy. i still cant find mine
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
177 posts
Location: Rural South
I genarly have more problem with the batteries!! My neice adn nephew broke the remote and we have to tip sofa upside down everytime go looking for them! Bit of a nightmare!!!
Have found remote int he bathroom before!
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Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
i had a bad night once and come in made myself a coffee and whent to bed, i woke up the next morning and whent downstairs and the kettle was gone, i turned the house upside down until it came to lunch time where i was gonna have a pizza and i opened the oven to find the kettle sat there looking at me
im alan partridge........AHA!
177 posts
Location: Rural South
Melon.That.made.me.laugh!
My.spmace.mbmar.mand.mforward.marrow.mhave.stoped.working.as.mu.Spilt.coffee.on.the.keyboard...k.now.the.nn.has.stopped!!
arrrrrrgggggghhhhh
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