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taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?



Anyone got anymore??? Im bored ubbloco

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
nicotine makes my teath a healthy brown!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Nice..................... biggrin

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
they could'nt even shoot an elephant from there...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
is that loaded?

the water is really deeeeeeep!

what does this round thingy do?

s**t, red ligh...

too late... we've seen it... it's defenately seen us!

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
not again...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
hey, watch this!

No, its not going to break

Sure i can jump off a roof, you just need to roll

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
look ma no hands

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Im sure that wasnt there last time.....

is there anybody there?.......

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
ill be right back

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
i'll be fiiiine!!!

oh...crap....

hehehe, you fell!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
hmm, thats funny...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
trust me

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
hellloooo

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I wonder how deep it is?

I wonder what this does?

This looks secure......

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


jeff(fake)Scientist of Fortune
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
Note to self, it seems he doesn't like the 'bargain' tiger food...

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
hold my beer and watch this

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
ubblol

Col Custards last words... "look at all those bloody indians" wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
oh poo he's got a gun

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
hit me as hard as you can... go on... im well hard....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
[censored] shoot him shoot him shoot hiiiiiiiimmmmm


johnny.....*cough cough* telll my wife and kids *cough*i love them <<<< cheap!

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
bet you a fiver i can do that without dieing biggrin

Shoot me? Pffft.... you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I wonder if this is drinkable / smokeable???

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
bit tasteless this1 but...........

mayor of hiroshima.... "what the f*ck was that?????"

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
someone actually told me this...
'I know what I'm doing when I take ecstacy because I'm studying medicine at Uni' umm

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
rolleyes

And he still lives? ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Black GnosisBRONZE Member
newbie
27 posts
Location: Caucasia, the land of gringos, USA


Posted:
Its just a flesh wound....

Im sleepy...

Is this thing loaded?

Wanna race?

Awww dang, I lit my clothes on fire....

Warning: Box jellyfish?

Theres pleanty of drinkable water in the ocean!

Vidi, veni, visa....I came, I saw, I did a little shopping....


And all that's jazzBRONZE Member
member
92 posts
Location: just behind your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
"Let's play russian roulette with a semi-automatic!"
actually happened.

""squawk!"
- the chicken that crossed the road.

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa

And as an honorary mention, Humphrey Davy, the famous English chemist, for his practice of, whenever he invented a new chemical, tasting it. He at one time invented sodium and potassium. I don't know what his last words were, but I like to think they went something like

"Hmm, tastes like bitter almonds . . . "

C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
hold on i saw this in a cartoon once

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

"Duff Man can't breathe, oh no"

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
"Oops"

Which is the scariest 4 letter word in the world too. You don't want to hear that come from anyone of importance. Like bomb technitians, surgeons, or airline pilots....

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


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