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nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
ok. the native is poor frown would any of you care to bid on him???

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
I'm poor too but I have lots of 5c pieces....so I will start the bidding at 5c Australian.

fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
i would bid my couch, but sadly my apartment has no such furnishing.... nor a refrigerator light....um... missing cabinet handles...hmmm.....i know! ubbidea the uneven shelves in my shower cabinet! ubblol

(just kidding, i really do love my flat)

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
ok so far i am worth bent shelves frown
DAMIT FNI your my friend your soposed to bid higher than that!!

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Okay you have to make it known what people will get if they bid on this wonderful item?

nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
ok here is the list..
you get me smile
i am a massage therapist
a fire dancer
a ex stripper
i am america indian

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
well why didn't you say so earlier?
i bid my entire colection of Australian 5c pieces, beat that Medusa wink

MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
damn it...beaten....hmmm...what else can I offer....

ummm....all my 5c pieces and the dollar I found under the seat of my car this morning.

mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
alright. I can't offer any fancy schmancy gold coins, but i can offer all of the shoes i have with holes in the soles, and yes, there are an awful lot of them.

MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Can I add on a pair of old figure skates?

nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
you can place a bid of anything. it dosnt have to be money

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


TheHalfLizardnewbie
14 posts
Location: Sheffield


Posted:
I bid half a liqurice stick and some jelly.

"The only people i con out of money are the ones who'd do the same to me if they weremore intelligent than i am."
"You use arrogance to cancel out guilt?"


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
a menu purloined from a restaurant by my friend smile

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
ok, a semaphore flag that somehow appeared at our house
a bright orange roadwork bolster that somehow appeared at our house
a "caution: toxic" sign that somehow appeared at our house

all the useless emergency gear you'll need

nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
ok so far we got emergency gear any other biders??

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i bid a small slave child named "shawn". good worker, takes a beating well

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
wow a free child so far this is dam good. GOING ONCE!

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
i can get you loads of children, there's loads of them haniging around guildhall on a saturday getting under my feet - you can have a dozen for free if you really want them...

hold out for a better price i say - you deserve more!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i'm an ex fetish model and fire spinner winkthe crow is one my fave movies...*Drools*

but i'm poor too so money would not be an issue, lololol

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


parkour & poinewbie
3 posts
Location: devon


Posted:
i bid a paper aroplain i just made i will even colour it in

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
oooo, oh dam, i don't know if i can top that one....

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
ok so far we got paper airplane and children.

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i hate to be the party pooper here, why dont you put yourself up for auction [Old link]

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
boy, you really put the "poop" in party pooper

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
dam right ubblol this is a native auction. and there is almost no american indians left. so damit it is a rare opertunity to see one up for auction ubblol

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i bid a much loved teddy bear named "grizzly bear"

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
i bid my poi!

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


mtbeerGOLD Member
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

Non-Https Image Link


Coincidence?... I think not!

"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
am i allowed to bid one of my pizza's?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
you can bid what ever you like smile

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
can i bid the opportunity to see me eat one of havokist's pizza's. eh? hav, chum? whaddaya think?

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