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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
happy birthday dude!!
happy birthday dude!!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Happy Birthday Mr C!
I hope you are having a stonkingly good day and that all your wishes come true!
<--- purely a platonic kiss on the cheek so as you don't feel like you are being bad
Happy Birthday Mr C!
I hope you are having a stonkingly good day and that all your wishes come true!
<--- purely a platonic kiss on the cheek so as you don't feel like you are being bad Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
plod...plod....waaaave...TSUNAMI...
i hope you enjoyed play.
you know, that game really helped me with my stalls, thanks a lot!!
plod...plod....waaaave...TSUNAMI...
i hope you enjoyed play.
you know, that game really helped me with my stalls, thanks a lot!!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Your stalls workshop was exxxxtremely helpful, fank oo
Plus the circle did make me laugh a lot... WAVVVVE!
Glad to see you stayed for the world record attempt too
Your stalls workshop was exxxxtremely helpful, fank oo Plus the circle did make me laugh a lot... WAVVVVE!
Glad to see you stayed for the world record attempt too
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Yo dude... I meant it when I said I only managed the contact poi propellors (?) by watching you at Falmouth! Need to get some counter weights for my poi. Cheers mate.
For a moment I thought I thought of a quicker route from 'Dancer in the Dark' to 'American Beauty' but it was the same number of moves so I erased the post!
You DID know that 'Dancer in the Dark' is my favourite movie don't you?
Yo dude... I meant it when I said I only managed the contact poi propellors (?) by watching you at Falmouth! Need to get some counter weights for my poi. Cheers mate.
For a moment I thought I thought of a quicker route from 'Dancer in the Dark' to 'American Beauty' but it was the same number of moves so I erased the post!
You DID know that 'Dancer in the Dark' is my favourite movie don't you?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
i hope work was ok on monday... i been so tired i hope you were able to get lots of coffee
thank you *hugs*
was a brill weekend...
take care
i hope work was ok on monday... i been so tired i hope you were able to get lots of coffee
thank you *hugs*
was a brill weekend...
take care
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
it had been far too long sir
it had been far too long sir
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Pretz and Asena: I'm really glad you got something out of the workshop- it was something of a revelation that it went so well- I think there were only 2 or 3 that really struggled once I had gone over it a few times. As for the circle, I still struggle to think how we kept at it for so long! It must have been about 5 minutes? 10?? I dunno, it was nuts and very silly- perfect Play moment
Dave: Keep playing with the contact- I'm totally inspired by Laura's contact poi workshop and I'd love more contacty spinners to work with
No, I honestly didn't know that Dancer in the Dark was your favourite film- I need to see it properly, though unfortunately I know what happens at the end
Nat: I got a great deal of pleasure watching you get all excited about throws- I was just the same when I first started getting them, and believe me the smile will no leave your face anytime soon I look forward to playing more soon
Mel: oh yes indeedy
Pretz and Asena: I'm really glad you got something out of the workshop- it was something of a revelation that it went so well- I think there were only 2 or 3 that really struggled once I had gone over it a few times. As for the circle, I still struggle to think how we kept at it for so long! It must have been about 5 minutes? 10?? I dunno, it was nuts and very silly- perfect Play moment
Dave: Keep playing with the contact- I'm totally inspired by Laura's contact poi workshop and I'd love more contacty spinners to work with
No, I honestly didn't know that Dancer in the Dark was your favourite film- I need to see it properly, though unfortunately I know what happens at the end
Nat: I got a great deal of pleasure watching you get all excited about throws- I was just the same when I first started getting them, and believe me the smile will no leave your face anytime soon
I look forward to playing more soon Mel: oh yes indeedy
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
more like 10 and I still laugh when I think about it ha ha...
more like 10 and I still laugh when I think about it ha ha... I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
me 2, and i swear it went on longer than 10 minutes, dont forget we were playing inside the tent too!
and then it got all spanky
me 2, and i swear it went on longer than 10 minutes, dont forget we were playing inside the tent too!
and then it got all spanky
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
mmmmmmm.... spanky
mmmmmmm.... spanky
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Chutney!
Thank you so much for all the stally fun. I was brainstorming last night about it...
The water game? The sea game?
The rain goes plod plod then there came a wave, then a TSUNAMI! but its ok because im got my umbrella (same time upwards stall)
I muchly enjoyed playing on thursday? night with you and being silly
Hope to see you soon
Chutney!
Thank you so much for all the stally fun. I was brainstorming last night about it...
The water game? The sea game?
The rain goes plod plod then there came a wave, then a TSUNAMI! but its ok because im got my umbrella (same time upwards stall)
I muchly enjoyed playing on thursday? night with you and being silly
Hope to see you soon
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Yeah, the water game I think (Stallwart'er ?
)- I reckon the next version should have drops intead of plods- but then i can see it all evolving per game anyway- spanks and rain are only kinkilliy connected 
.
I had much fun playing with you as well- you've become a very creative and multi-talented young lady and you gave me lots of cool ideas to play with- I look forward to doing it again soon
Yeah, the water game I think (Stallwart'er ?
)- I reckon the next version should have drops intead of plods- but then i can see it all evolving per game anyway- spanks and rain are only kinkilliy connected .I had much fun playing with you as well- you've become a very creative and multi-talented young lady and you gave me lots of cool ideas to play with- I look forward to doing it again soon
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thank you for being my biggest insperation this year. Ive learnt so much from you over Play, hope you got home safely! xxx
Thank you for being my biggest insperation this year. Ive learnt so much from you over Play, hope you got home safely! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
That is one of the best things I've ever been credited with by anyone since I started spinning- for Vix
That is one of the best things I've ever been credited with by anyone since I started spinning- for Vix SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
xxx
xxx tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hi Chutters, love you bigtime dude! 
hi Chutters, love you bigtime dude! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Yes Chutney.
The low bass thing DEFINITELY worked on me! Could've been the weed though or the swirling ugly cinematography of the dirty seedy underground gay fetish club that made me sick (enough to put ANYONE off gay clubs for life! I'm sure the scene with the fire extinguisher had something to do with it too...)
Yes Chutney.
The low bass thing DEFINITELY worked on me! Could've been the weed though or the swirling ugly cinematography of the dirty seedy underground gay fetish club that made me sick (enough to put ANYONE off gay clubs for life! I'm sure the scene with the fire extinguisher had something to do with it too...)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Not seen the film yet- I'm not very good with grim films so I may not anyway, but never say never
Not seen the film yet- I'm not very good with grim films so I may not anyway, but never say never
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Go watch - be disgusted then feel better that you can still be disgusted....
Go watch - be disgusted then feel better that you can still be disgusted....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I see your point, just not sure I can stomach it (but then I've seen far too many real grim videos that it may even pale into insignificance...
Doubt it though..
I see your point, just not sure I can stomach it (but then I've seen far too many real grim videos that it may even pale into insignificance...
Doubt it though..
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I suppose it's NOT one I'd reccommend ANYONE to watch but I still maintain it is great piece cinema.
Your choice! (Not one to watch with mother)
I suppose it's NOT one I'd reccommend ANYONE to watch but I still maintain it is great piece cinema.
Your choice! (Not one to watch with mother)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
veteran
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Location: middle of Troon
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Location: middle of Troon
Posted:
boo
sup?
*dances*
i've been practicing my flutterby flowers. they're still crap
's for you
boo
sup?
*dances*
i've been practicing my flutterby flowers. they're still crap
's for you random murbles
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
BUMP!
You could own the next Chutneywagon!
Chutneywagon mkII
(Please note I'm not trying to get anyone to buy my car by linking to it here).
If I could compare the Rover to Actors who played James Bond, it would definitely be the Lazenby Chutney mobile (capable but unloved), the Renault having been the Moore (camp, sort of endearing but ultimately crap) and my current steed is the Dalton (does all the right things, but ultimately will never be the favourite.
Plans for Connery and Brosnan are always being considered
BUMP!
You could own the next Chutneywagon!
Chutneywagon mkII
(Please note I'm not trying to get anyone to buy my car by linking to it here).
If I could compare the Rover to Actors who played James Bond, it would definitely be the Lazenby Chutney mobile (capable but unloved), the Renault having been the Moore (camp, sort of endearing but ultimately crap) and my current steed is the Dalton (does all the right things, but ultimately will never be the favourite.
Plans for Connery and Brosnan are always being considered
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Brosnan? *perk* I hear he's a kinky b*stard.
Brosnan? *perk* I hear he's a kinky b*stard.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Not those sort of plans Mike
Metaphorical car ideas
Not those sort of plans Mike
Metaphorical car ideas
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
hey dude!
you were definitely missed this weekend!
good luck for monday!
hey dude!
you were definitely missed this weekend!
good luck for monday!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I would have loved to have been there, but it wasn't to be- Falmouth?
I would have loved to have been there, but it wasn't to be- Falmouth?
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm going to Falmouth with miss molly. will you be there Chutters?
I'm going to Falmouth with miss molly. will you be there Chutters?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Dave
How's stuff going with you my dear boy? I thought to myself the other day that I couldn't remember whether I'd shown you the ridiculous stall I came across while I was in France (This was a long time ago but I'm crap so you'll just have to forgive me). Imagine 1 up 1 down stalls in front of you in wall plane (any variation you like), now try this behind your back! I keep remembering it every so often and keep getting annoyed with myself for not being able to do it! Help me my master
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Also, I've just realised your birthday is the day before mine! I reckon it would be wicked if we could sort out some kind of get together next year. Mind you, it would be just after BJC Nottingham..... hmm
Hey Dave
How's stuff going with you my dear boy? I thought to myself the other day that I couldn't remember whether I'd shown you the ridiculous stall I came across while I was in France (This was a long time ago but I'm crap so you'll just have to forgive me). Imagine 1 up 1 down stalls in front of you in wall plane (any variation you like), now try this behind your back! I keep remembering it every so often and keep getting annoyed with myself for not being able to do it! Help me my master
Non-Https Image Link
Also, I've just realised your birthday is the day before mine! I reckon it would be wicked if we could sort out some kind of get together next year. Mind you, it would be just after BJC Nottingham..... hmm
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