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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
So I was thinking about how the population of HoP has basically doubled in the last year.
then I got to thinking that if this growth trend continues...
... the entire population of the Earth will be HoPpers by 2025!
upside: we will rule the planet!
downside: Malcolm will doubtless have to upgrade the board yet again...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Man - just think about the amount of people posting Music threads, asking about sparkly poi and wondering if you can make different coloured flames...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
doh!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
we could send them all to a country where there is only one computer, with dial up, so they had to think about what they wanted to post :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Thats why I love my 1mb broadband and Mozilla Firefox!!!
and i also love posting a message before the page has finished loading...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Update the board again.... hmmm.... there's an idea.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
but if HOP ruled the world we could just make it mandatory to learn all that stuff in pre school....
e.g.
Reading
Writing
Adding up
Subtracting
Making Coloured Flames
etc.
Love is the law.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
the three r's. and an f.
reading, riting, rithmatic and flame colouration.
pretty cool syllabus, by my standards
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Wish i learnt that in school.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I don't want to rule the world! It must be a God awful job. All the responsibilities and people forever coming to you demanding stuff to be done. It would be cool to be able to really help people in need and put wrongs right. But who decides what's wrong and right? Argh it would be crazy.
I'll stay a Tree hugging hippy living out in the middle of nowhere thanks! You can keep all your power and money.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
well really it would be HoP ruling the world - and since you would be no larger a part of HoP percentage wise than of the world as a whole if everyone was a member, then you really wouldn't have anymore responsibilies than you have now. Of course people with lower member numbers do get more priveldges!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
What about people with higher post counts?
Lets not forget about the reward system....
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I just meant in general, Vanize. Sorry, I was away with the faeries again.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
damned faeries! they are preferable to pixies though...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*Noting his member number and his post count*
I want to be Surgeon General!
Of Jamaica!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Skin up then.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i have a lower member number and really high post count
what do i get?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
? It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
!!! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
pounce, you get locked up under 'international postwhores act 2004'. lightning, UCOF and c@ntus do too, but they get out on parole in about a week. wheras you'll be in there for..hmmm...*checks small print in act*.. your natural lifespan...suared. :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
you know, HOP ruling the world would be cool... but would twirling be special anymore if we learn all that stuff in school? it would become like schoolwork... kinda sucky... but at the same time, not... but I dont think I would like HOP to take over the world...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
that's just because you have a higher member number and a lower post count - which means less benifits for you. So be quiet and eat you cereal knave!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Can i be in charge of the colour pink preferances
I have a relatively low member number and a relatively high post count
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
no, you just go to postwhore jail for a month. :P but then, so do i, i think.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Yes MiG, you do. You may not have such a high post count, but you are definitely whoring.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
me, whore? never. why, i always make sure i post stuff that is relevant, helpful and/or informative. usually. well, sometimes. ok, hardly ever.
and i'm catching you slowly, rouge :P
*stands up from chair in PWA meeting* my name is MiG, and i am a postwhore.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Oi, Vanize, shh.... just coz I am still kinda a noob... *breaks down* ok, Ok, OK... you found out my secret... why I dont want HOP to rule the world... happy??? How do I fix my problem m'am??? I dont wanna be at the bottom of the food chain....
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