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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
3,149 posts
Location: London
(that wasn't really true)
(i made it up so i'd could write "confidential cobblers")
(i'm currently trying to think of a lie that would enable me to write "archetypal ombudsman")
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
you silly lil monkey Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
3,149 posts
Location: London
ooh i got a hug for being silly!
as if i needed encouraging
definitely an improvement on being called a student or poked in the eye
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
*peers round the door*
thought I'd pop in to say hello.
I'm kinda lacking in coming to visit other people's threads at the moment.
*ducks to avoid a swinging monkey*
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Simian, didn't anyone tell you to clean off your feet before you come into the house?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hi Mand
Help yourself to chocolate and Chai.
Simian you can have a
anytime you feel the need. aren't rationed here. To that fact I think Gidg gets a
too, just for.... well.......um........ do I need a reason?Is there anyone else hanging around that needs Huggage?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
*sneaks in*
err... chocolate, chai and huggage
can I stay here for a while?
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Sure you can.... pull up a monkey and sit down..... Chair
Chair.
Pull up a chair.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
*makes herself comfi*
see I cleaned of my feet and brought some chocolate covered strawberries
*presents the strawberries taking care of the monkey*
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooo yum. Thanks babajaga.
Its sunday, its grey and drizzly and I have no energy. I'm trying to make up my mind what to do today, but nothing I can think of is inspiring me. I have a feeling its going to be a hrmph kind of day. I might have to turn into a TV watching zombie (not something I do often) but thats kind of wasting the day. Oh blagh! I need someone to inspire me to do something worthwhile. Any suggestions?
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
You speak my words the same here grey and dizzly the kind of day you don't wanna go outside just being lazy maybe the Tv thing would work but my daughter has the remote controll no chance for me hmmm... suggestions except staying in bed and read being lazy and wasting time let me think about that it will take a while so long maybe that helps
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
ooh orang utans. I met some of those in real life
Meh
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
yeah some of them crossed my way too
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
558 posts
Location: wales
Hi Skully,
Put the TV on S4C, that should weird you out enough to switch it off!
At the momment my bloke is watching some ancient film about a whorehose in alaska. That's pretty sureal.
The hairy munkey baby is the cutest thing I have seen for a long time.
Rainy Sundays, boring or what?
Stargate SG1 is on in about 15 mins, on proper channel 4. If you can get it.
And if you like sci fi.
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Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
1,024 posts
Location: london
wow my favorite monkey is in here too (simeriairiairan)
dont have any choc but have lots of hugs tho mind if i bumble in too,
dont worry about the chair im kinda a floor typa person
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Sometimes the rain is a good excuse for being a layabout. It's not a waste if you have little choice in the matter. Board games raeding, movies...enjoy
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You bumble in anytime you like Brodieman. Help yourself to all Sandras bananas and chocolates from the bushes (not that kind of bushes UCoF, smutty minded boy!) Would you like a Cushion to sit on?
Wonderlush will you make up your mind on your name?????
So far today I've watched Stargate (hmmmm not worth the effot of making it) and Smallville (again very predictable) Then I watched something about some Factory worker trying to fake it as a fashion designer. What a suprise that was! Is it any wonder my TV is hardly ever watched? I'm going to take up writing scripts for TV. It can't be that hard judging by what I just saw.
I think I'll go watch Rolf Harris trying to make a Huge copy of Constables 'Haywain' now.
Remind me next time I say its raining that I own wellies and that puddle dancing is way more fun that TV!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1,024 posts
Location: london
yay
bannanas are great but i think il stick to the chai tho 3,149 posts
Location: London
Miss Duggery, (or may i call you Boris?)
my name is not sandra
i reckon you're only persisting in calling me that cos you can't face the fact that my name is simon, thus ruling out any possibility of romanteristic entangulation betwixt us.
(note: brodieman can call me anything he likes cos he's lovely
) "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
1,024 posts
Location: london
pops dowm next to mr monkey, any more name calling and il get out my paddle hehehe
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Anyone fancy a Custard tart?
Eggnog?
Herbaceous Borders?
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
oooo could murder a custard tart...
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
what about names here unfortunatly my name iiiiisss Sandra
so have fun with it
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
1,024 posts
Location: london
and its a loveley one too
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
sure it is where is the promised paddle
thanks though
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
1,024 posts
Location: london
lol hands the paddle to babajaga
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
it's getting interesting now should that happen in skullys thread What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Wonderlush will you make up your mind on your name?????
Hey, I only changed it once, then quickly changed it back. I didn't think anyone had noticed actually. Don't worry, I've accepted who I am.
What are wellies?
Hello monkeys!
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Wonderlush I love your avatar. Cookie Monster is the best.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ok So Sandra......um I mean Simon, wants to call me boris...... I can live with that and yes I did once have the misfortune of dating an unfaithful 2 timing slimy rat called Simon, but hey I'm sure you're not like him.
Wonderlush I'm glad your name is sorted out. Wellies = wellington boots.
Babajaga are you encouraging spanking in my thread? Or was it Brodieman doing the encouraging? ....... anyway whichever it was better bend over and take this
UCoF thank you so much for the bushes search..... no chocolate bearing bushes there thought. I hate egg custard tarts *shivers* its like congealed baby sick!
Hello Stroo
having a good day?YAY its Gidg! Hows your day going?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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