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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully? where is this on line test? I would love to find out how old I really am.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
GidgWhen do we put C@ntus under the patio?
I think he is hiding.
I'm not sure the test I did is still there. I can't seem to get the page to come up. I'll have a look for another one.....*googles*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well it can't be raining outside or we'll have a problem with the cement. Wouldn't want any parts sticking out of the patio or anything.
Maybe we have him running scared. 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
558 posts
Location: wales
Yeah. I'm old.
In fact my kid is probably older than a lot of people on this site.
Which is a bit weird, though as long as I don't think about it it's ok.
I don't suppose I act my age, though I don't know how people my age are supposed to act. (though I think theres a lot of lawn mowing and status symbol buying involved)
Anyway, it's nice to meet you all, however old you are.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
hmmmm inner child test....... well I found this weird Tarot card site when I googled it.
The quizilla one I took has been taken down.
I did find this to help you get in touch with your inner child, but I have a feeling you know yours almost as well as I know mine
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well I'm proud to say that I've been told I act like I'm 6, I look like I'm somewhere between 32 and 37, and shock people when I tell them that I'm 42.
I love it when their jaws drop to the floor and they say "No
Way!" 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well mine doesn't want to grow up, that's for sure. She doesn't see a future in it at all.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Just wanted to say
erm yeah *waits for stooopid cd to burn all the music she can find on the pooter*
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully I looked at that Taro site. I'm one confused kid, I'm a little of everything.
Hi Jem
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Hey ho gidg
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
What's going down Jem, I don't think I've seen you around for a long time.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
JemWelcome to my thread. Help yourself to chocolate from the chocolate trees and Chia tea from the fountains.
I said that tarot site was odd Gidg.
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3,149 posts
Location: London
chocolate doesn't grow on trees
chocolate can only created in the intense heat of supernovae, then falls to earth as cosmic particles.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pfffffffft....... Its my thread AND I Say I have chocolate bearing trees! So ner ner ne ner ner
*pokes simian in the eye*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Both of you are wrong, they are bushes!
That way I can reach them.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Quick I need to get £150 from somewhere. It [Old link] like Andy is going to do the butt naked Buck palace spin with Fabergé.
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Is the chocolate 70% coacoa solids? is it fair trade...............good good.................
Hang on did i just see a monkey over there ?
Never assume
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3,149 posts
Location: London
ooh a monkey!
where?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Quick somone grab tha munkeh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
what by?
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231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
I'm a monkey. My name is Bugis.
here is my foot.
*shows every one his foot. falls over*
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YAY *hugs and squeezes Bugis* Welcome to my lil thread you cute lil monkey. Its a very beautiful foot hun! Did you bump anything when you fell over?
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
weeeeeeeeee monkeyes everywhere
Don't, whatever you do, grab them by their
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
by their raised eyebrows?
No, i expect that would hurt them.
Meh
3,149 posts
Location: London
actually, of all my follicles, my eyebrows are the least painful when plucked.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Bugis is lovely isn't he?
There's lots more pictures of him in my gallery.
But then you've all been and looked at all my pictures dozens of times (haven't you?) so you know there's pics of him there don't you?
Meh
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Poor Bugis has a sore lil butt from falling over so much.
I like the pic of him in his all weather gloves. Very Cute!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Man, I leave and come back to see an invasion of monkeys in your thread. Skully? Can't you keep control of your pets?
OK there's only two but both of them can be mischievious. Hi Simian and Bugis
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Bugis is well behaved but I'm not sure about Simian.
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3,149 posts
Location: London
i'm incredibly well behooved
behold my hooves!
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i get my trainers specially made by my confidential cobblers so the other monkeys don't find out i have them...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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