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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Thank you ladies
Thank you ladies
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I love you more than anyone else.
I love you more than anyone else.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Yesterday was a really rubbish day involving a trip to the Doctor, a person telling me I looked like I'd died been buried and dug up again, a bus driver refusing to accept my return ticket because the issuing driver gave me the wrong ticket but charged me the right price (I hadn't noticed when she gave me the ticket), my memory being so bad I forgot to buy half the things I went into town on the bus to get, running out of coal so I couldn't heat the house, pains in my chest again, forgetting to post a letter I should have had in the post last monday, Widget throwing up furballs all over a newly knitted bag I'd made, knocking the scab off my hand that was covering a stab wound that I got from snapping sticks to light a fire, getting no sleep because once again my stupid brain convinced me there was someone in the house when there wasn't.
In short it was a really pants day!
I hope today is better. Sorry if I was short tempered with anyone in the last few days. I'm not really feeling like myself at the moment.
I love you more than anyone else too Mr UCoF I miss you loads too! Come home safely after having a fantabulos time
Yesterday was a really rubbish day involving a trip to the Doctor, a person telling me I looked like I'd died been buried and dug up again, a bus driver refusing to accept my return ticket because the issuing driver gave me the wrong ticket but charged me the right price (I hadn't noticed when she gave me the ticket), my memory being so bad I forgot to buy half the things I went into town on the bus to get, running out of coal so I couldn't heat the house, pains in my chest again, forgetting to post a letter I should have had in the post last monday, Widget throwing up furballs all over a newly knitted bag I'd made, knocking the scab off my hand that was covering a stab wound that I got from snapping sticks to light a fire, getting no sleep because once again my stupid brain convinced me there was someone in the house when there wasn't.
In short it was a really pants day!
I hope today is better. Sorry if I was short tempered with anyone in the last few days. I'm not really feeling like myself at the moment.
I love you more than anyone else too Mr UCoF
I miss you loads too! Come home safely after having a fantabulos time Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Oh sweetheart, that day sounds like all the worst bits of my days, rolled into one.
Just rememeber you have lots of people who are here to help cheer you up and make you feel yourself again.
Im feeling myself right now as it happens.....
Oh sweetheart, that day sounds like all the worst bits of my days, rolled into one.
Just rememeber you have lots of people who are here to help cheer you up and make you feel yourself again.
Im feeling myself right now as it happens.....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Are you having a posh one?
Are you having a posh one?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
ooooh - whats a posh one? i want one
ooooh - whats a posh one? i want one
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
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Is your little finger sticking out?
Is your little finger sticking out?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
pffft, stop pretending you don't know what one is! I'm not going to discribe it to you on here... PG rating and all!
pffft, stop pretending you don't know what one is! I'm not going to discribe it to you on here... PG rating and all!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
ohhh pinky magic
i dont often do posh - i find it gets in the way of things in front of me
ohhh pinky magic
i dont often do posh - i find it gets in the way of things in front of me
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
To cheer you up, i've found out what i'd look like in a alternate reality:
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To cheer you up, i've found out what i'd look like in a alternate reality:
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Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Skully- you've not been short tempered ya big numpty! 
sounds lame, although a way to fix the forgetting coal problem would be to make that hot water bottle jumper you were talking about! 
Skully-
you've not been short tempered ya big numpty! sounds lame, although a way to fix the forgetting coal problem would be to make that hot water bottle jumper you were talking about! GOLD Member
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Dear God Gayle! Stay the way you are. She's all orange and strangly shaped... ewww. You are way prettier and sexy than she could ever be.
Strugz don't make me
you for making a mess in here.
Maus I thought I was the only person I know that uses the word numpty
I have been a bit strange for a few weeks. Somewhat short tempered and easy to make cry. It's a bit stupid really. I guess I better snap out of it soon. I think I'm just going a bit stir crazy. Good job I never felt the urge to be a serial law breaker. I'd never survive in prison. I guess that's what it is that's making me crazy, being trapped inside a body that doesn't want to work correctly. Ah well. I guess I'll get over it.
So how is everyone else today?
Geez I'm a miserable cow... I think I'm the one that needs a
Grrrrrrrrrrrr I'm annoying myself now..... I should just delete this post, but I don't think I will. I'll leave it here for me to come back and read when I'm feeling down, to remind me not to go down that road again because it makes me angry..... Did that statement make any sense..... See! I'm losing the plot, like a rabid dog! Shoot me now, before I bite anyone!
Dear God Gayle! Stay the way you are. She's all orange and strangly shaped... ewww. You are way prettier and sexy than she could ever be.
Strugz don't make me
you for making a mess in here. Maus I thought I was the only person I know that uses the word numpty
I have been a bit strange for a few weeks. Somewhat short tempered and easy to make cry. It's a bit stupid really. I guess I better snap out of it soon. I think I'm just going a bit stir crazy. Good job I never felt the urge to be a serial law breaker. I'd never survive in prison. I guess that's what it is that's making me crazy, being trapped inside a body that doesn't want to work correctly. Ah well. I guess I'll get over it.
So how is everyone else today?
Geez I'm a miserable cow... I think I'm the one that needs a
Grrrrrrrrrrrr I'm annoying myself now..... I should just delete this post, but I don't think I will. I'll leave it here for me to come back and read when I'm feeling down, to remind me not to go down that road again because it makes me angry..... Did that statement make any sense..... See! I'm losing the plot, like a rabid dog! Shoot me now, before I bite anyone!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Gayle thats really quite an awful photo!
Skully, we all feel down at times, some of us more than others and you have kind of got a lot on your plate at the moment.
Just remember though, the lovely Mr.Ucof will be home soon to make you feel yummy. and in the meantime we'll all be on your case making sure theres always something to make you smile in life.
numpty? really? I thought i was alone aswell, perhaps we can run off into the sunset and shout "NUMPTY" as loud as possible together!?
If you want you can have some of my cheeryness? oh and by the way it isn't optional you're having it anyway!
Hurry up and move to Bristol already, they we can give you lots of these- and these- and these- in person. Although don't tell Jonny about the ....he might get his hopes up!
Gayle thats really quite an awful photo!
Skully, we all feel down at times, some of us more than others and you have kind of got a lot on your plate at the moment.
Just remember though, the lovely Mr.Ucof will be home soon to make you feel yummy.
and in the meantime we'll all be on your case making sure theres always something to make you smile in life. numpty? really? I thought i was alone aswell, perhaps we can run off into the sunset and shout "NUMPTY" as loud as possible together!? If you want you can have some of my cheeryness? oh and by the way it isn't optional
you're having it anyway!Hurry up and move to Bristol already, they we can give you lots of these-
and these- and these- in person. Although don't tell Jonny about the ....he might get his hopes up! GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Do you know something Maus, you are fabulous!
Thank you Malcolm for making it possible for me to know all these wonderful people!
Do you know something Maus, you are fabulous!
Thank you Malcolm for making it possible for me to know all these wonderful people!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Its easy to be nice to nice people.
Its easy to be nice to nice people.
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
I heard a rumour that humpty dumpty was a numpty.
I heard a rumour that humpty dumpty was a numpty.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
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Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sidles in shyly (or should that be slyley?), gives Skully a bamboozle hug from behind (sans pinky)*
errrm - is it Ok to say i wuv you two too and I've missed you lots this year and I hope you're happy even tho i know you're not well Lynn and i hope you have better days in bristol soon and it was great having Gayle-type boobie hugs in Falmouth but WHERE'S THE REST OF HER GONE??!!
sorry gotta go - run outta breath
kiss:
*sidles in shyly (or should that be slyley?), gives Skully a bamboozle hug from behind (sans pinky)*
errrm - is it Ok to say i wuv you two too and I've missed you lots this year and I hope you're happy even tho i know you're not well Lynn and i hope you have better days in bristol soon and it was great having Gayle-type boobie hugs in Falmouth but WHERE'S THE REST OF HER GONE??!!
sorry gotta go - run outta breath
kiss: 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
I know Elaine, someone has stolen half of Gayle away.
Thanks for the well wishes and the hugs I hope all is well with you and yours.
Jo I think you could be right. Only a numpty would sit on the edge of a high wall if they were made out of a large egg. That's just asking for trouble! (p.s. thank you fot the text. I you too!)
Maus is that why everyone finds it so easy to be nice to you?
I know Elaine, someone has stolen half of Gayle away.
Thanks for the well wishes and the hugs
I hope all is well with you and yours.Jo I think you could be right. Only a numpty would sit on the edge of a high wall if they were made out of a large egg. That's just asking for trouble!
(p.s. thank you fot the text. I you too!)Maus is that why everyone finds it so easy to be nice to you?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall he was pushed!
hello beautiful
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall he was pushed!
hello beautiful GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Who by?
Was it that evil Jack Horner?
Hello to you too Missy miss
Who by?Was it that evil Jack Horner?
Hello to you too Missy miss
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
No, it's a great big mystery in a very funny book by Mr J. Fforde so I'm not telling!
It's called "The Big Over Easy"
No, it's a great big mystery in a very funny book by Mr J. Fforde so I'm not telling!
It's called "The Big Over Easy"
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey missy,
How's you hun? I've just seen the guy I was talking to about moorings, he's gonna give me his mate's phone number tomorrow. Apparently for moorings in the South West/Wales he's yer man
Fingers crossed for you & Jon
Hey missy,
How's you hun? I've just seen the guy I was talking to about moorings, he's gonna give me his mate's phone number tomorrow. Apparently for moorings in the South West/Wales he's yer man
Fingers crossed for you & Jon
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Thank you Hels!
Thank you Hels!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
...maybe...but then again they could just be easily fooled!
pssst...fancy some ice cream?
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...maybe...but then again they could just be easily fooled! pssst...fancy some ice cream?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooooooooo I just ate some Green & Blacks Chocolate.... I guess some ice cream would make a nice afters Yes please!
Such a damn healthy diet I have!
Ooooooooooooooo I just ate some Green & Blacks Chocolate.... I guess some ice cream would make a nice afters
Yes please!Such a damn healthy diet I have
! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Feck it your ill....you may as well make the most of it!
Just spotted your latest upload.
I was thinking prob the black and white pic in my gallery would be okay if I can't find a better one.
Still working on pinning my brother down for more than 5 seconds to ge one of him...
boys are officially rubbish when they're your brother!
Feck it your ill....you may as well make the most of it!
Just spotted your latest upload.
I was thinking prob the black and white pic in my gallery would be okay if I can't find a better one.
Still working on pinning my brother down for more than 5 seconds to ge one of him...
boys are officially rubbish when they're your brother!
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
no worries hun just hope something will come of it!
no worries hun
just hope something will come of it! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
We all do.
*Fingers, toes, legs, arms, ears and buttocks crossed*
We all do.
*Fingers, toes, legs, arms, ears and buttocks crossed*
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