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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Name:
Henry Eaton... Henas for those that love me (better be everyone or I'll just sulk)
Location:
London/Tisbury/Greenwich University
Hometown:
London/Tisbury
DOB:
29/3/89
Age:
18
Sex:
Yes please *groan* Male, can ya tell?
Occupation(s):
Student. Wannabe Hobo/Bum/Lazy Git
Favorite Food(s):
Most things
Favorite Color(s):
Blue/Black
Toys:
Staff. It rocks. None shall tell me otherwise. Those who do shall be ignored
Hobbies other than the obvious:
Surfing. It da bomb
Education:
Got me a handful of GCSEs, AS and A levels. I'm currently studying Philosophy with Creative Writing at Greenwich University.
Favorite Book(s):
Anything by Terry Pratchett
Favorite Movie(s):
The Die Hard Trilogy, Con Air, Zatoichi.
Favorite TV show(s):
Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, South Park.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)
Profesional Staffer would be nice. I really, really want to own a surf shop down in Cornwall too. That'd be ace.
Journalism interests me a little bit, as does being a novelist.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers:
Hard to say really... I can tell you my favourite genres though. Punk Rock, Rock, Metal and Grunge. Wooo! XD
Favorie ice cream flavor(s):
I love all!
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?
An african swallow or a european swallow?
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?
A Star Destroyer. Seriously. They'd get all up Godzilla's ass just like they did to the Rebels on Hoth. I dunno why the call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?
Dunno... let me look. Turn around, touch yer toes.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)
Nutella. Marmite is petrol. fact.
-edit- Just updated it to go by the template. I'm a good boy, see?
-re-edit- updated it again.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
that will be worth it
then i can poke him to wake him up... THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
she loves you really
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
how do you know? what has he told you?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
everything
*evil demoniac laugh*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i don't believe you. he wouldn't do that to me. he loves me too you see. 
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
He lies! Lies! I think... unless i had a blackout.... again
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i no i no. FRD i gave you those tablets in the lab to stop things like that happening, you have been taking them haven't you?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
you mean the pills you gave him with 'truth syrum' on the bottle?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
would i do that? they were anti insanity tablets. oh no they weren't i just checked
they were hallucination tablets... THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*gibbers at that odd monkey in the corner*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*go gets FRD's tablets*
then why does it say truth syrum on the bottle?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you think i actually put these things in the right containers? i'm a scatter brain. get real.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*gives FRD his medecine back so he can carry on tripping*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*laughs like a maniac!* FRD is seeing monkey's!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
FRD is a monkey!
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
nice one THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Hey SNOOP, I have your avitar sitting on my self. You have very good taste.
Hello FRD!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Hello Gidg
hows you been?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
really? cool. i had been looking for a nice fairy for ages but couldn't find a nice one until i found this one..
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*laughs hysterically.*
nice one Pigeon_Wigeon
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well you were sorta going off road in the first place, cause if you don't class a tube-like tunnel coating in maple syrup off road i dont know what is
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
3 more exams
ooooo maties I cannae wate for the summer hols 
*Puts on some waterskis and goes maple syrup skiing behind the JeeP*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I've been FRD. As it says, lurking more than anything. Good luck with exams.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
You've been me? Really? what was it like?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*wanders in and takes pot shots at FRD with a waffle gun
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10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
ha! What a poor shot you are
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*hits FRD right on the nose w/ 5 waffles in sucsession
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
.:steals all five waffles in succession, and coats them in syrup from the slide:.
Yum!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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