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Name:
Henry Eaton... Henas for those that love me (better be everyone or I'll just sulk)
Location:
London/Tisbury/Greenwich University
Hometown:
London/Tisbury
DOB:
29/3/89
Age:
18
Sex:
Yes please *groan* Male, can ya tell?
Occupation(s):
Student. Wannabe Hobo/Bum/Lazy Git
Favorite Food(s):
Most things
Favorite Color(s):
Blue/Black
Toys:
Staff. It rocks. None shall tell me otherwise. Those who do shall be ignored
Hobbies other than the obvious:
Surfing. It da bomb
Education:
Got me a handful of GCSEs, AS and A levels. I'm currently studying Philosophy with Creative Writing at Greenwich University.
Favorite Book(s):
Anything by Terry Pratchett
Favorite Movie(s):
The Die Hard Trilogy, Con Air, Zatoichi.
Favorite TV show(s):
Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, South Park.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)
Profesional Staffer would be nice. I really, really want to own a surf shop down in Cornwall too. That'd be ace.
Journalism interests me a little bit, as does being a novelist.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers:
Hard to say really... I can tell you my favourite genres though. Punk Rock, Rock, Metal and Grunge. Wooo! XD
Favorie ice cream flavor(s):
I love all!
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?
An african swallow or a european swallow?
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?
A Star Destroyer. Seriously. They'd get all up Godzilla's ass just like they did to the Rebels on Hoth. I dunno why the call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?
Dunno... let me look. Turn around, touch yer toes.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)
Nutella. Marmite is petrol. fact.
-edit- Just updated it to go by the template. I'm a good boy, see?
-re-edit- updated it again.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*wanders in and sits down on a mushroom
back
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
yay! I get the 100th post, I feel spazzy and special.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
10,530 posts
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*giggles*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
You all need a bath.
*starts filling the bathtub*
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
10,530 posts
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Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
not the dreaded bath! We have far too much fun being sticky!
*dips boo in some syrup*
*giggles*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
eeewww! now im sticky!
* picks up FRD and throws him in bathtub full of soapy water*
That will teach you not to stickyify me!
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
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*gets out of the bath and goes down the Super Happy Fun Sticky Slide*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*comes back all sticky and gives boo a big ginormous sticky hug*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
stickify! Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
10,530 posts
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And a sticky
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Sheep are fluffy.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*dips a sheep in maple syrup and throws it at sparkey*
*giggles insanely when the sheep sticks to him*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Poor little sheep....
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Poor little sheep? Poor little Sparkey!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
that wasn't very nice. how would you like it if i dipped you in maple syrup and through you at something?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Don't laugh Snoop, he would love it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
this is true. damn him!
ok FRD i'm gonna turn you into a sheep with my magic fairy powers! i couldn't find any sheep s you can be a flying pig insted!
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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oh thank goodness you have magic fairy powers. For a minute there I thought I was seeing things because I'm drunk ...
hold on, I haven't been drinking. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
of course i have magic fairy powers i am princess hayli the ning ning fairy. Non-Https Image Link
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
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*reads through thread*
Oink?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
https://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1480000/images/_1480925_sheep300.jpg
you sheep
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*snugglecuddles pigeon back* mwahahahaha now your covered again
back
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
joins in the cuddle. now I'm covered too. he he he he!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
decides to go and have a bath and go and sit up a tree.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
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*runs around*
wooooo!
Only 4 more exams
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
ha ha ha! i only have 2!
i told you that your cleverer than me! THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
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Yay! Six pages! I feel special
number fo exams is not equal to intelligence
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well number of exams is usually relevant to how many subjects you take...
*runs over to Miss Pigeon, pokes her and runs off*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
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nope... I had three latin papers, I still have one more R.S paper, three french papers, and too many english papers too count
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
So glad i dont have to do exams! Yay for ongoing assesment!
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you do latin. clever people do latin!
*goes to sit in the lonely tree due to feeling lonely*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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