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Posted:
I would totally be a bilge pump, because I love the taste of oily dirty bilge water!
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Also while searching for a picture of a bilge pump, I found the website of this great pirate band.
Performing the best parot.. er pirate music around
I would totally be a bilge pump, because I love the taste of oily dirty bilge water!
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Also while searching for a picture of a bilge pump, I found the website of this great pirate band.
Performing the best parot.. er pirate music around
-Why-
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Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
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Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Posted:
i'd have to be a silver toaster, because they look so good
i'd have to be a silver toaster, because they look so good
If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?
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not with cactus
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
i can think of something pretty dirty to say here...
but i think id like to be a martian rover thingy then i get to go to mars.
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i can think of something pretty dirty to say here...
but i think id like to be a martian rover thingy
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Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
oli we doth have a similar mind
apart from that, I'd like to be either a fully automated mechanical poi machine or in the iterests of reality I'd choose to be the engine of my Campervan cuz then I'd know exactly what was wrong with the f*ckin thing and be able to get myself fixed!
Robotface did you listen to the MP3 fromthat site? now that's comedy!!
oli we doth have a similar mind
apart from that, I'd like to be either a fully automated mechanical poi machine or in the iterests of reality I'd choose to be the engine of my Campervan cuz then I'd know exactly what was wrong with the f*ckin thing and be able to get myself fixed!
Robotface did you listen to the MP3 fromthat site? now that's comedy!!
Let's relight this forum 
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190 posts
Posted:
I to thought of something I better not post, which is why I resorted to randomness and came up with a bilge pump.
Yeah, I listend to a few of the mp3's, Id probably buy their cd if I ever saw it in a store (for some reason I hate ordering online. I think because the mail system delivers things speedily to my local post office where it sits in a pile for several weeks before the mail sorters finish gossiping and actually get to work.
I to thought of something I better not post, which is why I resorted to randomness and came up with a bilge pump.
Yeah, I listend to a few of the mp3's, Id probably buy their cd if I ever saw it in a store (for some reason I hate ordering online. I think because the mail system delivers things speedily to my local post office where it sits in a pile for several weeks before the mail sorters finish gossiping and actually get to work.
Sponge
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Location: Stevenage
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Location: Stevenage
Posted:
Sounds like something from 2 guys and a girl: if you could be a kitchen appliance
but a mechanical device? I'd be a clock and mess with peoples timing
Sounds like something from 2 guys and a girl: if you could be a kitchen appliance
but a mechanical device? I'd be a clock and mess with peoples timing
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
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190 posts
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I haven't seen it, sounds like one of those chick flick comedies that aren't actually funny but people laugh anyway.
Like ive noticed my friends, who have the same sense of humour of me and definatly find this genere of movie unfunny end up laughing. My theory is via a mixture of various forms of subliminal suggestion, and hot actresses they actually react to the poor humour like people laugh at anything someone who is flirting with them say, so in effect the movie is actually flirting with them on a subconscious level. I just sit there in terror hopeing it doesn't happen to me.
PS-If you find these movies funny don't be offended, I find a lot of things that are genuinly clever (although I wont admit most movies in this genre are genuinly clever) and funny to most people not funny, and vice versa.
I haven't seen it, sounds like one of those chick flick comedies that aren't actually funny but people laugh anyway.
Like ive noticed my friends, who have the same sense of humour of me and definatly find this genere of movie unfunny end up laughing. My theory is via a mixture of various forms of subliminal suggestion, and hot actresses they actually react to the poor humour like people laugh at anything someone who is flirting with them say, so in effect the movie is actually flirting with them on a subconscious level. I just sit there in terror hopeing it doesn't happen to me.
PS-If you find these movies funny don't be offended, I find a lot of things that are genuinly clever (although I wont admit most movies in this genre are genuinly clever) and funny to most people not funny, and vice versa.
k
182 posts
182 posts
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
*is scared*
....
hmm well. howsabout?
a thunderbird 3
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that should do it i reckon..
*is scared*
....
hmm well. howsabout?
a thunderbird 3
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that should do it i reckon..
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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190 posts
190 posts
Posted:
Hey I can go off topic in my own thread.
Now im going to talk about a danish hitch hiker who picked me up (im in canada)
I was hitch hikeing home and was having no luck, it was raining heavily and I had no jacket. Then this danish guy picked me up and proceded to tell me a crazy story.
He came here on a 130 foot 18th century period sailing vessel with a crew of ten, they arrived in cuba to pick up a bunch of rum barrels for a promotional thing for some rum company, It was apparently the first commercial rum run done with a sailing vessel in 100 years. When they were comeing up the coast to head to england I think, their ship sprung a leak. They only had a single pump which had failed, an improper life raft (no roof) and no mustang floatation/cold water survival suits (all in violation of our naval laws but who knows what they have in denmark) and it was raining fairly heavily, so they would have probably died from hypothermia when their ship sank if no one rescued them. but a tug boat got there in time and pumped them out and towed them back into halifax (couldn't go to boston which they were closest to due to silly cuban-american embargo)
So this guy had a rent a car and was heading back to his boat to pick up his personal belongings and take a flight home because he didn't want to die on the second attempt of voyaging across the atlantic.
Hey I can go off topic in my own thread.
Now im going to talk about a danish hitch hiker who picked me up (im in canada)
I was hitch hikeing home and was having no luck, it was raining heavily and I had no jacket. Then this danish guy picked me up and proceded to tell me a crazy story.
He came here on a 130 foot 18th century period sailing vessel with a crew of ten, they arrived in cuba to pick up a bunch of rum barrels for a promotional thing for some rum company, It was apparently the first commercial rum run done with a sailing vessel in 100 years. When they were comeing up the coast to head to england I think, their ship sprung a leak. They only had a single pump which had failed, an improper life raft (no roof) and no mustang floatation/cold water survival suits (all in violation of our naval laws but who knows what they have in denmark) and it was raining fairly heavily, so they would have probably died from hypothermia when their ship sank if no one rescued them. but a tug boat got there in time and pumped them out and towed them back into halifax (couldn't go to boston which they were closest to due to silly cuban-american embargo)
So this guy had a rent a car and was heading back to his boat to pick up his personal belongings and take a flight home because he didn't want to die on the second attempt of voyaging across the atlantic.
k
182 posts
182 posts
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not with cactus
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
ooo noo... not again
ooo noo... not again
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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Posted:
I suggest the next person pick a x-wing which is clearly a more powerful weapon then the death star as it not only destroyed the death star, but destroyed the partially constructed super death star aswell.
I suggest the next person pick a x-wing which is clearly a more powerful weapon then the death star as it not only destroyed the death star, but destroyed the partially constructed super death star aswell.
k
182 posts
182 posts
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Posted:
I would like to be a dvd player
I would like to be a dvd player
The only thing constant in life is change...
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
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2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
are you sure you dont mean deathdvdplayer with knobs on
are you sure you dont mean deathdvdplayer with knobs on
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA
Posted:
I'd like to be Britney Spears Vibrator
I wish I had a Picture
I'd like to be Britney Spears Vibrator
I wish I had a Picture
FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I want to be an ultrasound scanner so that I can hear through things I can't see through.
I want to be an ultrasound scanner so that I can hear through things I can't see through.
-Mike
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785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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yeah!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah!!!!!!!!!!
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Ghostbuster
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Location: York, UK
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK
Posted:
i'd be a Flux Capacitor
i'd be a Flux Capacitor
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
ah but is the flux a mechanical device???
ah but is the flux a mechanical device???
Let's relight this forum
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
id call it electical personally....
id call it electical personally....
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK
Posted:
i think its probably quantum mechanical
i think its probably quantum mechanical
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
i'd be a fancy kitchen appliance....like a crepe maker, or a smoothie maker.
or i'd be a subwoofer for someone's car
i'd be a fancy kitchen appliance....like a crepe maker, or a smoothie maker.
or i'd be a subwoofer for someone's car
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Location: OK, USA
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Location: OK, USA
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
When i grow up, i wanna be a... windscreen wiper!!
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When i grow up, i wanna be a... windscreen wiper!!
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"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
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Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Posted:
I really wanted to be one of the big flying space robots from Star Fleet as a child. Then I discovered apparently I hallucinated this show as only myself and Bryan Ferry have ever heard of it. He released and album based on its theme tune.
Failing that I'd like to be an automatic killing machine that homes in on whoever thought of pop-ups.
I really wanted to be one of the big flying space robots from Star Fleet as a child. Then I discovered apparently I hallucinated this show as only myself and Bryan Ferry have ever heard of it. He released and album based on its theme tune.
Failing that I'd like to be an automatic killing machine that homes in on whoever thought of pop-ups.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
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Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posted:
I think that I would have to be either a Killamajig.... or for novelty sake, Lt.Commander Data, just cause he's cool!
I think that I would have to be either a Killamajig.... or for novelty sake, Lt.Commander Data, just cause he's cool!
"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes"
-Macbeth Act4 Scene1
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Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
A jacuzi, with eyes
A jacuzi, with eyes
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
k
182 posts
182 posts
Posted:
Did someone get murdered in your jaccuzi? are they just bobbing about on the top?
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Did someone get murdered in your jaccuzi? are they just bobbing about on the top?
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Posted:
Oh! I know! X-ray Goggles. OR failing that I'd become a machine that could travel back in time, using the Flux Capacitor mentiones earlier, and destroy the Idea of seriously lame, unfunny irritating adverts! nAHHHH! *Runs around screaming about the evils of adverts b4 passing out on the floor*
Whimper!
*Chases a rabbit in his dream*
Oh! I know! X-ray Goggles. OR failing that I'd become a machine that could travel back in time, using the Flux Capacitor mentiones earlier, and destroy the Idea of seriously lame, unfunny irritating adverts! nAHHHH! *Runs around screaming about the evils of adverts b4 passing out on the floor*
Whimper!
*Chases a rabbit in his dream*
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