Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ok, intro thread. Custom Bug reminded me that i dont have one of these, so i better do one, hey?
Name: Rhys Munro Ford
Age: 17 (18 on 22 may)
Height: bout 180cm (6' ish)
Weight: about 70kg
Place of residence: Adelaide, Australia
I spin: Poi, fire poi, willing to learn anything else
Occupation: Student -Bachelor of Applied Science (civil aviation)
MSN address: rmford_@hotmail.com <- Add me!
Err, anything else you wanna know, just ask.
Oh, and if anyone wants me to start putting together an FAQ for each section, feel free to mail me the relevant stuff, and i'll do my best to mash it all together into a coherent block of text.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
hey yooooou...you know tonight I got freeeeeeee red wine...how cool is that
oh dear now im sneezing insane like...
hug me!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
alcoholic
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Eww. Lesbians.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Sarah and i might not be around much over the next little while. Had a bit of a computer misfortune. Will be back on asap.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Not good enough. Who am I going to talk about sex toys in my underwear with then?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Awww... and what about me, no more whips and chains and leather bindings...
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I woke up this morning and somehow found both of my handcuffs and half of my silk rope hanging out my drawer.
Now this is all a bit mysterious to me as I haven't played with any of these implements in a while... Maybe I was sleep-bondaging?
My teddy bear did seem to have a rather shocked look on his face this morning...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
and no more velcro tying to fences?
hmm sleep bondage aye?..
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i can always find time to velcro tie you to fences, lou. Well, i can try to find time, anyway.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I'm starting to think i should just let my intro die in peace, and live vicariously in everyone else's...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
there's plenty of room in my intro thread MiG! and i just bought loads of bean bag chairs, along with another few crates of beer. pop along when the feeling takes you!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oooh... purdy....
Non-Https Image Link
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
wow!
They are indeed very shiny, spangly, and the coolness.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
um, i don't know what they are...are they speakers?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*grabs the "clueless tiara" from Rougie and sits down next to her*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oi! give that back! it's my clueless tiara! go get your own!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
yes, they're speakers. They look like a pair of reasonable (12"?) sized sub-woofers. Fully sick ones at that.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!*
Non-Https Image Link
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hoon speakers!
How's it going Mr Rhys?
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*said with the best wog voice one can muster at 11:30pm*
They're fully sick mate!
You're right, some nice 12" bass thumpers... thought you might like them for the boot of the beast!
*licks that last bit of lime jelly off MiG's face*
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
"whatd you say about my sister?"
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
:o Chocolate pudding! *smooshes some all over the place, including stef*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*runs up and pops a HUUUGE kiss on Mig's forehead...not telling him about the "KICK ME" sign I stuck to his back while I was distracting him*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*kicks rhys in the back*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
heya mister! *nudge*
i hear you're taking a whip workshop at CG
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
oooo wickedness. can you teach me a little more? i can do stockmans and ringmasters but thats about it...
um... whats a wog?
*sticks a sticker on her head that says "im from kiwi land"
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I am?
That's that leather thing, isn't it?
hm.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
And wog, depending on context, means:
a) person of greek/italian/lebanese/that general area origin. If you've seen fat pizza, you've seen wogs. Or wog boy, for that matter.
b) bug or sickness.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
no, only if you want to
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