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Location: Deepest darkest Devon
Hi i'm Ross, but you can call me sir. Or 'materialistic ho', if you want to be unkind. I'm a friend of Olis. I've been watching my mates doing Poi and staff since back in the day, but now i finally have my own staff! Im writing a newspaper article on fire spinning, and the bournemouth chaps who were sposed to come down to Lyme Regis last night and then stood us up missed being in the photos. You will now never know the fufillment of being in the Pulman's weekly news.That'll teach yer.I like Biffy Clyro. That is all.
You can always spot the moral victor.
They're the one bleeding on the ground.
EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A BONNET!- Mr Tinklestein
Mon the Biffy.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello and welcome!
Good to see more folks from Deepest, darkest down ere!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
yo ross
be nice to the people here they are all really fluffy
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
elllloooooooo *wiggle wiggle*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
So what are your opinions on the colour pink (just to say there is only one right answer
and it begins with y 
)
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello!
welcome! 
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
So saying hello mortals? Does this mean you're immortal
or are you just greeting other mortals as a mortal?Just wondering...
Hello!
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Tell something about your self (pink would love if you liked her colour ) . So what movies do you like .
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
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So what are your opinions on the colour pink (just to say there is only one right answer
Yellow!!!!!
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
58 posts
Location: Deepest darkest Devon
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Tell something about your self (pink would love if you liked her colour ) . So what movies do you like .
I hold no particular malice against the colour pink. But if turquoise keeps messin with me...
Return Of The KIng. That is all.
You can always spot the moral victor.
They're the one bleeding on the ground.
EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A BONNET!- Mr Tinklestein
Mon the Biffy.
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey Ross!! How goes it?
Man if i had of known you were taking photo's for the pulman's weekly news i would of blown out the funk band and come down. You know you made it when you get in the pulman's!!
Still yet to spin with you guys but hopefully soon.
Enjoy the mad house dude.
Later
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
58 posts
Location: Deepest darkest Devon
yeah, i know, i mean, PULMANS WEEKLY NEWS.Screw enlightenment, self fufillment and a threesome with blond swedish twins, Pulmans is the pinnacle life experience for anyone,surely...
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You can always spot the moral victor.
They're the one bleeding on the ground.
EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A BONNET!- Mr Tinklestein
Mon the Biffy.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
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yeah, i know, i mean, PULMANS WEEKLY NEWS.Screw enlightenment, self fufillment and a threesome with blond swedish twins, Pulmans is the pinnacle life experience for anyone,surely...
cant we just screw some blonde swedish twins ?
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey ross, just had a look in my intro but there was no mention of where i live.
So.....I live in between dalwood and wilmington. More so wilmington. Not that i like to admit it. As you can probly guess nothing much ever happens here. So spend most of my time down lyme or sidmouth in the summer. Should be moving down sidmouth soon if all goes to plan. Definatly gotta meet up with you and Oli sometime tho. That would be pretty cool.
Well bro keep it unreal.
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
hello
have i met you before?
I'm back in lyme for a week or 2 in a couple of weeks
58 posts
Location: Deepest darkest Devon
Hi!
I...don't know, i meet spinners mostly through Oli...D'you know him?
You can always spot the moral victor.
They're the one bleeding on the ground.
EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A BONNET!- Mr Tinklestein
Mon the Biffy.
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yeah, i know, i mean, PULMANS WEEKLY NEWS.Screw enlightenment, self fufillment and a threesome with blond swedish twins, Pulmans is the pinnacle life experience for anyone,surely...
cant we just screw some blonde swedish twins ?
Sven and Oli? They're blonde swedish twins!
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
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Sven and Oli? They're blonde swedish twins!
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
Well, you did say twins....
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
yep...
but im oooo sooo confuzzled now
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
LOL! Sorry, Sven and Oli were one episode characters on the Flintstones. How retro is that?
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
all become clear...
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
58 posts
Location: Deepest darkest Devon
Quote:
LOL! Sorry, Sven and Oli were one episode characters on the Flintstones. How retro is that?
My goodness, someone even geekier than me!
You can always spot the moral victor.
They're the one bleeding on the ground.
EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A BONNET!- Mr Tinklestein
Mon the Biffy.
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