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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
5) I have a website called: https://www.firestaff-tutorials.co.uk which has a forum too, and yes, you can bug me with your questions on there far more effectively than on hop.



6) I pronounce hop as hop not as homeofpoi or aitch oh pea.



7) There is no seven.



My favourate quote so far:



FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.

Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.

MCP: My work here is done!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Or 42

shrug

smile

Getting to the other side smile

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England

Posted:
ubblol

Actually, tho, I'm afraid the "47" joke is lost on me....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
its just a number...

I dunno either, im just making thigs up...

I was trying to avoid the HHG referance

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England

Posted:
69 was prolly a bad choice then :P

Someone came up with a suitibly dirty answer for me, so i'll take that cause it amuses me more.

Cheers mate!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
ubblol

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:


What are you people doing in my thread and talking about something other than worshiping the very ground I stand on? You could at least be polishing my staffs. You hear that pitter pattering of rain on the roof? That isn't rain, it's the tears of my adoring fans. Get to it!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England

Posted:
oooh, she plays rough. devil ubbangel

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
LOL

Oh Mistress meg! you are so masterfull, your command is my wish. Punish me!

hold on... this isnt pounces thread... tongue

and Im not one of megs bitches...

*shrug* Oh please master, dont make me clean your staffs with my tounge!

(am I laying it on a bit thick do you think?)

T tongue

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
*hands Tom a trowel so he can lay it on thicker. reverses out of the room bowing low toward the Deity that is Meg*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA

Posted:
This thread is relevant to my fetish, I mean interests, I mean...

oh crap.

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
I like your avatar kael! It's sooooo cute ^_^

everybody else, get back to work!

heh heh heh...

https://videos.tepookatoys.com/media/lady-pk2.0.wmv

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

say_cheeseSILVER Member
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom

Posted:
some very fancy foot work there mcp wink

Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Wicked video... well done lady, you're doing really good hug (and yeep... you jump long distances very high up!!)

Sorry for previously disgracing your thread with unimaginative comment. redface

Hope the serving wenches are proving handy. smile

hug2

Getting to the other side smile

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England

Posted:
bugger-all, no wmv codecs at this time.... frown boo. hiss.

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
*runs in to PM the meg*

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Posted:
My god Meg, how energetic are you?? I couldn't do any of that stuff, well done! I really like the music as well, who is it?

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted:
awesome! nice one, the Meg! smile
hug

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA

Posted:
Written by: mcp


I like your avatar kael! It's sooooo cute ^_^
https://videos.tepookatoys.com/media/lady-pk2.0.wmv




What avatar? that's me.

*insulted

However the action meg is cool.

*imagines ninja meg in all black silently leaping from rooftop to rooftop, silencing infidels with her deadly 1337 staff powerz biggrin

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
action meg is out of action. frown

But I will be going to notts, the last convention for me for a while, as I have to go and enter jobland and never come out again, at least for a while.

grouphug

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
hug

its not so bad

and occasioanally you get snowed in....

and thats fun smile

tongue

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
oh yeah, and pm me ben's number, slacker. kiss

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Posted:
Oh and,

I just found out that vodka and orange has been posted on a italian juggling site! world famouse,

god only knows what they made of you accent!

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
the [censored]? Really? That's messed up...

And whoops I think I might have forgotten to pm you that number... sorry. frown

Have the job now. It's not quite teh win yet, but it's okay. It's doable.

And a baton twirler came to tonights juggling, hopefully next time too. That will definately be teh win! biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted:
*prod*
PMage

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
Dude, I don't have enough money to go down to cambridge, this is my fifth day of the job, I get paid in april. You should change your birth day to a better one, which happens to be in april or may. frown hug

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted:
ok, fair enough, I guess that means I'll have to come and visit you at some point. Sorry you can't make it, I rather suspected you wouldn't frown

Just wanted to get a response so I knew for sure

how goes the job?

hug

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
It's alright... hard work getting up sooo early. But hopefully the money will make it worthwhile. Next week I will have my own computer and be able to start being properly productive.

Yeah this month = no money + no holiday days... Otherwise I would be there spinning fire in your backgarden and drinking all your booze! hug

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
What job did you get? Please say it's Lion Taming OoooOOo or making splints for the broken legs of hedgehogs or a receptionist in a sperm donor clinic..... or maybe not. The first 2 were jobs I told my 1st year teacher in infant school that I wanted to grow up and do. The last one was just my sick twisted mind longing to hear you offering men girly mags as a helping hand.... OK I'll go away now and leave you in peace. biggrin



Congratulations on the Job! hug



[edit] I forgot to mention the heckling I'm sure you could do as a receptionist... oh yeah PG board, better not then huh?
EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1142165702)

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
Software engineering, which is kinda like lion taming... but tamer...

I was just thinking about the innuendo possibilities of the heckling. Then my mind shut down. footinmouth hmmm yuck.

What's up with yous? I'm at work RIGHT NOW!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Happy 300 intro posts Meg! wave

Not that anyone's counting.. biggrin
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