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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ok after talking about this at the last kent weekend, i fell we should have a porn star name for every one on hop, so that when we introduce our selfes to other spinner you have another name to chose from?
so how to find it - your first pets name, and your mums maden name
is mine is rambo lamb
or one you may have been give nby someone?
is i gave dizzy his name of
megalapenasaurus
over the week end, and i am his suck actor for the dangerous porn scenes
Step (el-nombrie)
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
well if sophie is a nun that s me fooked, or rather not
Step (el-nombrie)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
who said you was getting any in the first place
she who sees from up high smiles
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ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Im Goldie Evans! Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ok so valaze and astro farie are in th lead so far with arsen abd custom bug comeup up a close last!
Step (el-nombrie)
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Pet / maiden name : Sooty Stephens
Middle name / Street : Rose Gatton
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty
Just came across this thread....Quote:
is i gave dizzy his name of
megalapenasaurus
over the week end, and i am his suck actor for the dangerous porn scenes
Thanks Mech I don't know what i'd do without you in those dangerous scenes, but on the basis of your 1st pet and mums madien name my other alias would be Lucy Screech
. D
"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie
206 posts
Location: UK
following the first theory mine would be Tweedledee Thornbury. Yawn!
My friends once wrote a kungu/soft porn film a couple of years ago called "Rescue of the Bikini Babes".It was v.good. I was a bikini babe called Sneaky B and my friend was Eva Shot. Put as together and what do you get?...you work it out.
Poi... it's an obsession.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Which first pet's name?
it could have been variously:
Baron Weber
Dallas Weber (not too bad)
Guffer Weber
Ferocious Weber
Snoopy Weber
I guess Baron Weber would probably be it., but it is hard to say - we had so many animals around the house when I was growing up and none of them 'belonged' to anyone in particular.
If it is the street name, as mentioned earlier, then it would have just been/is/will soon be variously:
Baron Van Reebiek
Baron Einstein
Baron Elosen
Baron Keith
-v-
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Collette Clarke
hehe i'd be a classy kinda porn star 
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
pets name/maiden name - shadow wenham
middle name/ street name - catherine bexleigh.....they suck
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
aimee ur far to young to have a porn star name!!!
passing through, this world still lives.
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
I don't think she is... Think of Amsterdam and Russia and England for that matter too... all the 12year old red light lovers
That mean's I'm too young to....
to oldiesMine will (not would)
be Charlie Laurie Monkeys monkeys and bananas
1,024 posts
Location: london
im simba Mcgurk
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Middle name / Street : ok which street is what i want to know....
brooke malaga
brooke ranger
brooke colton
brooke tribune
brooke citrus
brooke santa ana
brooke fairmount
**giggles** i never thought about that last one. that's funny.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Middle name and street eh?
Hmmm
Kim Benson
Kim Pine Acres
Kim Eighth
Kim Welsh
Kim North
Kim Nicholson
rather dull names, don't ya think?
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Quote:
Here you go... you can have a platypus... nobody else that I know has a platypus, they swim, and live on the ground... their a bit like a duck, and a beaver, so I guess, um, you first porn name can be Beaverpuss...
YOURS BEATS MINE SPRITIE!!!
although I really like my one...
smokey cox... kinda rolls off the tounge...
**walks off with a sultry swagger**
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
OMG!!! I don't know how I missed that! Thank you so much...I feel all special and loved now
Valura, yours definitely rocks as well!
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia
ha ha...what would mine be..
First Pet/maiden name: trevor kelly
first pet/street: trevor baker
not so cool...
oh well, i'm sure that there are people with worse names out there. 
"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Honey McCarthy
my flatmate is Sticky Rider!!!
Don't have middle name and my street is Fairbridge so that's a bit rubbish.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Quote:
Honey McCarthy
ok so no lets get this right!
honey Mccarthey......hmmmm
does ur boyfirend know this?
are you sure you aint using this already as a prn star?
ps hey lady
Step (el-nombrie)
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Famn, my secret's out...
you have to pay £100 to get on my website though.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
thats ok i have already iamgened you nakid, i did it long beofre we met!
infact i have imagined most of hop now nakid, inc the 3000 odd members who dont ever post!
owww errr!
Step (el-nombrie)
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
if only i could copyright imagination i'd have at least a pound.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i rekon you could copy right someones head, and so therefor some ones brain and in turn their ideas, would you have to have a big copyright sign trimmed into the back of your head in your hair?
Step (el-nombrie)
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