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Location: London
Hey there, this is chris the significant other of UCOF jJon. sorry i aint posted in soooooooooooooooo long but i managed to forget all my details to logon with. Still i am back and am currently working on my vid to add to jon's.
Hey to Bovril, small boy, Bam, Dizzy, lollie and any i forgot post here and let me know whats going on.
Peace out
chris
Turkish Goggles
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A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello!
welcome back! 
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
61 posts
Location: London
oh and hey to anyone i dont know, admittadly alot of you (i can't spell) feel free to post and say hey and introduce yourselves see ya
chris
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Wow.
Cor.
Blimey.
How you doiong Chris?
sorry i havent beenin contact in a while... i dropped an aerotech on my phone screen so i cant read any texts or see any numbers.
When you coming down to Canterbury then dude?
Im still waiting for you to come down...
Now.
Go on.
Close down the computer.
Turn the power off.
Tell Ellen to get off her drumkit.
Get your wallet, keys, pants, socks and browns.
And a lighter. Dont forget a lighter.
Turn off Wall switches.
Close door.
Kick Rabit (if it is not dead yet
)Tell mum and dad you are going to see Jon and you will be back in a few days.
Tell mum not to worry.
Tell mum not to worry more forcebly.
Say good bye to tipsy.
Open front door.
Step though door frame.
Close door.
Get in car.
Turn ignition to position 1.
Insert drum and bass tape.
Turn up volume.
Close door.
Seatbelt.
Drive to Canterbury.
See!
it is easy!
miss you dude. 2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
ello ellooo
welcome back she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Allo Chris...did you get to see Jon ...very concise instructions
WB
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Long time no see.
How are you man?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Nice to finally get to speak to the other (less noisy?) half of UCOF! The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
hello
Having known jon for about 8 months I was under the impression that you didn't actually exist, and his imaginary friend?
61 posts
Location: London
wow 8 people in like an hour shocker... lol...
Didnt actually expect anyone to remember me. yay.
Jon don't be dumb u know i wrote off my car, after giving you a lift to the station.
Technically your..... fault gimme a new car
Hey to all else who have posted so far yes i am jons silent half he likes to play the field a bit so i am bound and gagged for most of the time. (hes a bit kinky ya know)
Keep the posts coming
chris
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Awww, what a cute couple!
One's the strong and silent type and the other's the nutty crazy type. -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
*giggles* Hello! And welcome back! ^_^
*glomp*
Tis lovely to finally meet the other half of UCOF.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
61 posts
Location: London
yeah its cool to start hearing from people here willl have to make a concerted effort to meet all you guys at the next big meet.
Keep the posts coming
Peace
Chris
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
61 posts
Location: London
nobody else wanna say hello?
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
I'll say hello again, if you're feeling neglected!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
hello
I got awfully confused by the U.C.O.F thingy
but i is kit
i say hey
and look forward to meeting you
ill be a kent newbie too
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61 posts
Location: London
hey polythene thanks
its all good this is the most posts i have ever had hoorah!
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
75 posts
Location: London, Uk, in a boring town called Ruislip....
Hey Chris!!
***J*A*Z*Z*(hands)***When u next down from uni? Give me a ring, k!
Peace buddy
Cant Sleep Or The Clowns Will Get Me!!!!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Hello........I thought there were two UCOF's and now I know there are!! Run to the alias thread now dammit!!
*dances away merrily leaving dirty foot prints that won't clean off till the mud has dried properly'
Let's relight this forum 
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Usually i would tell you to tidy up, but seeing as I know how much it pisses you off....
I wont.
You can have a hug though.
TURKISH GOGGLES!!!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
It's dry now so it can be brushed off with only a little vigor. I don't mind cleaning all that much! Not when it's easy!
Let's relight this forum
61 posts
Location: London
Hey all the above
Sorry Jon will tidy up (when hell becomes a winter resort)
Agreed on the marmite thing see you guys soon
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
61 posts
Location: London
Oh i almost forgot keep checking the Videos sections for updates on my Vid it is delayed but on its way.
Also all eyes peeled like a bananna after easter for the Combined UCOF video.
Keep your hellos coming
Peace Out
Chris
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
61 posts
Location: London
*enters and sits down with a bored face on*
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
yes... thats boredom that is..
try exuberance.
What do you look like when you are all exuberanced up?
61 posts
Location: London
rather like a badger
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
badgers are NOT exuberant in the slightest...
[Old link]
half way down..
and Chris... this is the only time I will ever ask you to read every post after the RANDY BADGER GLEANING one. please Chris. do it this once....
its very very funny.
you WILL
lots61 posts
Location: London
okie will do
ask me to send you the funny mac donalds e-mail
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
ooh we like badgers!
Tip: now youll have to check with MCP but the answer to question 6 in the general knowledge round of the Teviot quiz is always Badgers!
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61 posts
Location: London
Fure enough (hahaha the pun)
Badgers Fure or more of a Fluff
and how funny would it be if they were blue
i mean how could you not laugh at its little Blue Face?
Still if the pollution rates stay high i guess they could evolve
Turkish Goggles
Distress
A chicken with one leg is like a bus with no wheels.......Useless, unless you have a rich imagination
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
are you mangled???
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
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