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Login/Join to Participate110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
words! loads of them! my intro is FULL OF WORDS! it's almost literally bursting with them.
i am back on hop. Although i shouldn't really be. What i should be doing is "sealing" a "default costs certificate". i could explain what that means but that would merely cause more words.
so anyway, i shouldn't be on HoP and yet, once again, i am.
i blame stupid employers for putting a shortcut to internet explorer on my desktop, then denying me access when i try to delete it. Their fault, not mine, do you see?
to all those who posted on my intro while i was away
particularly cole for his linky antispin hug
and particularly not skully for her attempts to force feed me lard. It's not big or clever.
Well, i suppose lard could be big. If there was lots of it,
and maybe, it could be clever if it were left to evolve into sentient life over a long period of time,
but... yeah! no.
possibly.
Words words words! Always with the words. Now for that default costs certificate...
words! loads of them! my intro is FULL OF WORDS! it's almost literally bursting with them.
i am back on hop. Although i shouldn't really be. What i should be doing is "sealing" a "default costs certificate". i could explain what that means but that would merely cause more words.
so anyway, i shouldn't be on HoP and yet, once again, i am.
i blame stupid employers for putting a shortcut to internet explorer on my desktop, then denying me access when i try to delete it. Their fault, not mine, do you see?
to all those who posted on my intro while i was awayparticularly cole for his linky antispin hug
and particularly not skully for her attempts to force feed me lard. It's not big or clever.
Well, i suppose lard could be big. If there was lots of it,
and maybe, it could be clever if it were left to evolve into sentient life over a long period of time,
but... yeah! no.
possibly.
Words words words! Always with the words. Now for that default costs certificate...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
work is rubbish.
and i'm tired and grumpy
but i just had lovely chilled lunch in the sun with an angel
and this intro makes me smile too
cole. x
work is rubbish.
and i'm tired and grumpy
but i just had lovely chilled lunch in the sun with an angel
and this intro makes me smile too
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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veteran
1,227 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
veteran
1,227 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
Posted:
ARRRGGHHH! NASTY!
Why'd you want to go and post a link like that?!
Look at the little money's pink tummy! *thinks* I do hope that's it's tummy.
ARRRGGHHH! NASTY!
Why'd you want to go and post a link like that?!
Look at the little money's pink tummy! *thinks* I do hope that's it's tummy.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Jaysus... is that what you have to do?!?!?!
Youre crazy!
and as for the selection of words..
I bring pictures of the extension to the monkey treehouse we have been working since we spoke before your absence.
We've knocked down that wall there, put in an RSJ and added a waterfall:
Non-Https Image Link
I hope its not too-oo-oo-oo-oo big
We built a new scenic view for the jacuzzi as people were getting bored with the old one:
Non-Https Image Link
Its just behind those trees over there.
We have built a toilet now:
https://www.parrot-nest.com/treehouse2.jpe
(edit.. WTF is a .jpe file? Like jpeg just without the g)
So now there is no excuse for throwing your poo at each other.
I hope you like the improvements we have made, I sure feel proud of them.
EDITED_BY: Unnamed Cutie On Front (1117121654)
Jaysus... is that what you have to do?!?!?!
Youre crazy!
and as for the selection of words..
I bring pictures of the extension to the monkey treehouse we have been working since we spoke before your absence.
We've knocked down that wall there, put in an RSJ and added a waterfall:
Non-Https Image Link
I hope its not too-oo-oo-oo-oo big
We built a new scenic view for the jacuzzi as people were getting bored with the old one:
Non-Https Image Link
Its just behind those trees over there.
We have built a toilet now:
https://www.parrot-nest.com/treehouse2.jpe
(edit.. WTF is a .jpe file? Like jpeg just without the g)
So now there is no excuse for throwing your poo at each other.
I hope you like the improvements we have made, I sure feel proud of them.
EDITED_BY: Unnamed Cutie On Front (1117121654)
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
That waterfall is way too small. What is it? Some cheap knock off bonsai waterfall?
EVERGREEN TREES? Near the jacuzzi?
Are you totally inept? There'll be needles and cones and all sorts of rubbish floating around in there all winter. It's just not good enough jonny.
and the toilet doesn't even work
That waterfall is way too small. What is it? Some cheap knock off bonsai waterfall?
EVERGREEN TREES? Near the jacuzzi?
Are you totally inept? There'll be needles and cones and all sorts of rubbish floating around in there all winter. It's just not good enough jonny.
and the toilet doesn't even work
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
OoooooooOOOOOooooooo Get him! I try and give him a feast of yummy lard and Jon tries to brighten up the place and do we get thanks *crosses arms in a stern way* Do we buggery! Whine whine whine...... pfffffffft boy!
OoooooooOOOOOooooooo Get him! I try and give him a feast of yummy lard and Jon tries to brighten up the place and do we get thanks *crosses arms in a stern way* Do we buggery! Whine whine whine...... pfffffffft boy!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Your mate kevin gummed up the toilet with his nose.
It should be fixed now. Sort of.
Firght, we have worked for over 5 minutes on bringing Angel falls to the treehouse.
It is the largest waterfall in the world according to google.
Here you go:
Non-Https Image Link
and as for the pine needles..
Hows this?
Non-Https Image Link
It comes with a free hot chick too.
Your mate kevin gummed up the toilet with his nose.
It should be fixed now. Sort of.
Firght, we have worked for over 5 minutes on bringing Angel falls to the treehouse.
It is the largest waterfall in the world according to google.
Here you go:
Non-Https Image Link
and as for the pine needles..
Hows this?
Non-Https Image Link
It comes with a free hot chick too.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
That's the biggest waterfall in the world. It's only... wait, i'll get a ruler.
It's only 13cm long! That's hardly large enough to wash a vole!
i do like the jacuzzi parasol + hot chick though. That can stay.
skully: "yummy lard"?
is it? i've never tried it. It hasn't been advertised to me particularly well before...
That's the biggest waterfall in the world. It's only... wait, i'll get a ruler.
It's only 13cm long! That's hardly large enough to wash a vole!
i do like the jacuzzi parasol + hot chick though. That can stay.
skully: "yummy lard"?
is it? i've never tried it. It hasn't been advertised to me particularly well before...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
ain't this your mate kevin...?
glad to see he's happier now - the smack really brought him down and i'm glad rehab worked out well for him.
cole. x
ain't this your mate kevin...?
glad to see he's happier now - the smack really brought him down and i'm glad rehab worked out well for him.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
mooooooooooooooonkey moooooooooooooo
here's a
for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
see, i even write you poems, now you must give me my mandatory hug. :P
mooooooooooooooonkey moooooooooooooo
here's a
for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusee, i even write you poems, now you must give me my mandatory hug. :P
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
GOLD Member
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Posted:
Hey Simon I've just moved in with a MUnky a Mancunion one who taught me to spin I'm so happy about it I thought I'd share my joy with some other Marsupials(Sorry if the spellling offends one is not wise in the way of the ape)
Hey Simon I've just moved in with a MUnky a Mancunion one who taught me to spin I'm so happy about it I thought I'd share my joy with some other Marsupials(Sorry if the spellling offends one is not wise in the way of the ape)
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
whoop whoop
whoop whoop
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Hullo Mr. Monkey
Twas awesome talking with you at Clap, finallly (having seen you loads, but not saying much, if anything at all).
Sorry about having a lame mum and all that....
Hullo Mr. Monkey
Twas awesome talking with you at Clap, finallly (having seen you loads, but not saying much, if anything at all).
Sorry about having a lame mum and all that....
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
FRD: word up, ya funky ninja turtle No worries about your lame mum. i don't reckon she can be so lame really. Especially not if she likes Dr Suess. The Suess rules 
Aimee: Yew Arr Orr Summ i take a look in intros and i'm at the top 
and hey, there's stale replies from ages ago that i hadn't even seen!
Column, SpaHannah, Marfa & Mill:
sorry i missed y'all when you posted, but you all know that i 
yoo
FRD: word up, ya funky ninja turtle
No worries about your lame mum. i don't reckon she can be so lame really. Especially not if she likes Dr Suess. The Suess rules Aimee: Yew Arr Orr Summ
i take a look in intros and i'm at the top and hey, there's stale replies from ages ago that i hadn't even seen!Column, SpaHannah, Marfa & Mill:
sorry i missed y'all when you posted, but you all know that i yoo "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yoo Orr Summ Eek Wally
Yoo Orr Summ Eek Wally
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
bad boy, naughty boy get back to work
luvs ya monkey, ok............me busy again......trudge trudge lol
bad boy, naughty boy get back to work
luvs ya monkey, ok............me busy again
......trudge trudge lol Never assume
Always Acknowledge
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
work?
cripes, i forgot!
i thought this was an internet cafe!
ooh crumbs...
work?
cripes, i forgot!
i thought this was an internet cafe!
ooh crumbs...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Turns out had I mentioned we would have been sleeping there, ishe would have let us go.
Bah. Quite unfair
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125503371)
Written by: simian
FRD: word up, ya funky ninja turtle
Turns out had I mentioned we would have been sleeping there, ishe would have let us go.
Bah. Quite unfair
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125503371)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
runs in and smmoooooshes the ickle fluffy cute monkster
Hello!
runs in and smmoooooshes the ickle fluffy cute monkster
Hello!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Lo Mr. Monkey - hope you well - bin an age, now that life is settling down for me, be surely seeing you soon.
Squishy hugs and chocolatey kisses X
Lo Mr. Monkey - hope you well - bin an age, now that life is settling down for me, be surely seeing you soon.
Squishy hugs and chocolatey kisses X
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
its a Kat! i ain't been seeing one of them for waaaaaaaaay too long.
many chocolatey hugs and squishy kisses straight back at you m'dear
- oh hang on, that was the wrong way round... oh now i've made a mess...
Come out and say hello. I demand it. Clapham this sunday?
its a Kat! i ain't been seeing one of them for waaaaaaaaay too long.
many chocolatey hugs and squishy kisses straight back at you m'dear
- oh hang on, that was the wrong way round... oh now i've made a mess...
Come out and say hello. I demand it. Clapham this sunday?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Would that I could but I'll be in Brockley at a Mortal Combat Party, trying to beat up a few people!
I haven't been at Clapham all summer but then with Brockwell park so near to me I got lazy! Now that I have a fantasticly huge garden I'll be even lazier! Do come play sometime X
Would that I could but I'll be in Brockley at a Mortal Combat Party, trying to beat up a few people!
I haven't been at Clapham all summer
but then with Brockwell park so near to me I got lazy! Now that I have a fantasticly huge garden I'll be even lazier! Do come play sometime X Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yeah! Mortal Combat! FINISH THEM!
i shall have to come monkey abaaht in your huge garden sometime soon then
*Pokes pigeon back* Seeing you = Good... Means i'll be at Clapham
This stuff is still rubbish:
and there's still no staff smiley
Yeah! Mortal Combat! FINISH THEM!
i shall have to come monkey abaaht in your huge garden sometime soon then
*Pokes pigeon back* Seeing you = Good... Means i'll be at Clapham
This stuff is still rubbish:
and there's still no staff smiley
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
I've been complaining about that for a while now...
No-one seems to listen
Written by: simian
and there's still no staff smiley
I've been complaining about that for a while now...
No-one seems to listen
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
make one you lazy jibber jabbers.
oh wait. I was asked to do that ages ago but my drawing skills are rubbish.
Cant someone else do it?
hey hey munkey, looking forward to seeing you last weekend. Cecil says that he needs to speak to you. Give him a ring.
Give me an orb and a septre.
make one you lazy jibber jabbers.
oh wait. I was asked to do that ages ago but my drawing skills are rubbish.
Cant someone else do it?
hey hey munkey, looking forward to seeing you last weekend. Cecil says that he needs to speak to you. Give him a ring.
Give me an orb and a septre.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
and before I forget:
Neil Buchannan or Tony Hart?
and before I forget:
Neil Buchannan or Tony Hart?
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
poke
Hello cheeky ickle monkey
I hope you are coming to Gayles Burpday party. I want to tickle you until you squeal
poke
Hello cheeky ickle monkey
I hope you are coming to Gayles Burpday party. I want to tickle you until you squeal
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
I finally got around to colouring one of the pictures you drew, but for some reason I can't put a direct link up, but it's in my gallery here
EDITED_BY: TheBovrilMonkey (1126791700)
I finally got around to colouring one of the pictures you drew, but for some reason I can't put a direct link up, but it's in my gallery here
EDITED_BY: TheBovrilMonkey (1126791700)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Nice to see ya in hastings mate....
Nice to see ya in hastings mate....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
If he IS a bad monkey, bagsy I get to spank him
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
If he IS a bad monkey, bagsy I get to spank him
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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