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Posted: 13th Dec 2003
'ello! good movie choice. lots of cool people around here, come meet us all. don't come to my thread tho

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 13th Dec 2003
WHAT!!! no r-rated threads!!! girl we're gonna drag you over there kicking and screaming, even if it kills us!! ... ready pounce

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Posted: 13th Dec 2003
tee hee she wont like it!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Posted: 13th Dec 2003
*giggles* she has no choice!!! < thats manic evil laughter by the way!!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Posted: 13th Dec 2003
Hello beautiful!!!

Lovely to see you here finally!

Hope all is well in your world. Have fun!

Posted: 13th Dec 2003
Helloo....

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

Posted: 23rd Dec 2003
Just wanted to say merry xmas to yas all...sorry if this is a bit long winded, but I feel acceptable to all!!

> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
>wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
>non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
>practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
>of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for
>the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
>choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
>
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
>medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
>calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
>of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make
>Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than
>any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
>ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or
>sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This
>greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
>promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself
>or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the
>sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
>expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
>until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
>and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
>new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Apart from that, all of the very best for you and your family in
>2004.

I feel as if I have something to say, and the power to say it.... But I dont know what it is, or how to use the power

Posted: 23rd Dec 2003
Along with a recipe for my fave xmas cake, read it in full...well worth it... *hic*

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS

I feel as if I have something to say, and the power to say it.... But I dont know what it is, or how to use the power

Posted: 23rd Dec 2003
oh look chicken your back!!!
Well only one day to go until burnt_bum is back and you can play..... um.... Fire to your hearts content... yeah thats it... you must be so excited!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Posted: 23rd Dec 2003
Well, any friend of Arsn's and Valura's is a friend of mine,

So welcome friend, friend of friends!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura