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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello this is very boring at the moment and im sorry this is my old intro if you want to know more, ok so that appears to be non existent now, ahh well.





Name: Jem, Jemma, Jemima, Jamboree, Jimjem, Jemmmmamimmamima, trouble



Location: London and all over, occasionally



Hometown: South Woodford, London, England



Age: 24, but the size of something small, like a mouse, or an insect



Sex: I am, either a girl or a woman



Occupation(s): Content Management Controller (I'd call it publishing archivist, but meh)



Favorite Food(s): I'll try anything accept offel



Favorite Color(s): green browm pink purple



Toys: poi staff hoop uni diabolo balls flags inline skates scissors and glue hammer and nails



Hobbies other than the obvious: reading doodling drinking tea and coffee



Education: I have a degree in Illustration got a 2:2 woo ubbrollsmile



Favorite Book(s): Just finished and really enjoyed k-pax, currently reading how to be idle oh and essex eccentrics smileBooks, i still need to read, bird in the tree, northern lights, all the hans anderson stories I have.

Just read Moab is my Washpot by Stephen Fry, rather good.



Favorite Movie(s): Empire of the sun, withnail and I, Amelie



Favorite TV show(s): things that dont make you think and things that do, Flight of the Concords, Big Train, Greenwing, The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy, anything with David Attenburgh



Plans for life in general: be happy, and confident



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Eclectic



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): choclit ubblol





I love nuttella and marmite and pink/green





:I like spinning things, that are colourful, and I sometimes like them to be on fire, I also like pretending to juggle hehehe



:The brilliant invention called the pencil, keeps me sane biggrin oh an the clever little thing called the pen, genius invention, almost as cool as the wheel !



:Oh and I drink several cups of tea a day, and somtimes coffee, but never ask me if I want one or the other, its a waste of time and energy wink



:I get enough hugs these days but not enough for my liking lol



:I don't smoke, I hold a pencil cool, I have a problem with hi-lighters, I now come home with hi-lit hands!



Handy tip for friends, if you want to meet me somewhere at say 11am, allways tell me to get there for ten 10am redface, (I am slowly conquering my social punctuality)



My heros are,



All the wonderful friends I have (You know who you are) biggrin



Michael Palin ubblove

The League of Gentlemen, ubblol only the first series, and maybe the second.

The guy who does the should we worry about............? ubblol



Current favourite music: The entire collection of Jamiraquai



Old long time favourites: Jamiraquai, Bjork, Radiohead



Favourite recent read at present: Happiness- the science behind the smile

EDITED_BY: jemima (jem) (1210356949)

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Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
ello pickle hows you??

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
kool tanks, at last i can post, i think something has been fixed so you reackon you could join us for some firey fun on bournemouth beach? me cants wait ubblove

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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
'ello! wave i'm sure alice is quite happy with you being obsessed with flourescent pink right now. do stop by my thread to say hello, but beware it's rather r-rated biggrin

hugs and lovies! hug ubblove

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
me thinks it can be arranged biggrin i get back on the 6th of jan so will let you know biggrin hows things with the spawn of satan housemate??

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
oh oh oh !! wehen in january (birthday) mines the 3rd biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
omg mine is on the 4th of jan i start uni again on the 5th i reackon we should meet up that tuesday that must be the 5th yes?

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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh must make mental note of that

scratches into brain, "narr's birthday is jan. 3. send gift of porn to her."

k, got it! biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
wow!! thats so cool ubblol what have you asked for?? ( i always ask super early so i get something good biggrin)

and the 5th is a monday..i get back the tuesday so maybe i could meet you guys the following week??

ps Pounce thanks sweetie ubblol

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
no problem! biggrin

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
funky stuff! remember to bring some parrafin i might have to bring some down from london i just get dirty looks in bournemouth



hello pounce, dont be sending me anything dodgy will you umm
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Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
will do lickle ickle one biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh no, i wouldn't send you anything dodgy. ubblol narr and i have a "special" relationship (see: narr's member status) that i know i can send her porn to make her laugh ubblol

haha, really i'm kidding about the porn. tho i think it would be rather funny....

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
* pouts at thought of no porn for her birthday*

biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
**heavy sigh**

oh ok, i'll send you some porn. i'm sure i can find some very interesting flyers that people pass out on the Strip in vegas when i go home biggrin now would you prefer a particular type of porn? or just whatever i want to send you? my preferences?

um, me thinks we should probably take this discussion back to my thread! ubblol

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
yeah we probably should!! hehe!

but any surprise me ubblol

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Yo, Smallgurrrrrl!

Since SmallBoy does not seem to be reading this board lately, can you do me a favor and give him a huge hug from me?

Thanks, I appreciate it! hug

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
k will do wink

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The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
miss u... wave ubblove hug

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay you coming to synergy eek ubbrollsmile i cant wait, i have never been before.

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The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOO NOW WE WILL HAVE TO HAVA LOUD CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello, are you comming on tuesday small girl, would be good to meet you... ill bring the parrafin, and its 3 quid for 4 litres, so if you tell me how much you want then i can bring it with me!!!

smallgirl, i am going to joe sixsteps (see kent 28th-30th thread) around the 9 - 11 of january and wondered wether you might like a lift up... i have just said that if narr is around then we can pick her up on the way!?! just pm and let me know, that goes for both of you.!! joes having another cookie festival i think!! lol.

so i am hoping to meet you on the beach this tuesday!

frodo!

passing through, this world still lives.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh noo mate sorry i am in london at the mo, but i'll be back in bournemouth for a bit from the 20th, so i could stay till tuesday and meet you then i'll stay in contact and let you know.

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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh yay i got a tiny tiny update on my website just a couple of fairies
https://www.jemimadonald.co.uk/

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Weaselthe one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here


Posted:
hi ickle princess
your missed lots while far away in a silly place that begins with b and isnt here in london
hope you have a wonderful fluffy time and i hope to see you again when i get back from sweden

love ubblove ubblove ubblove hugs hug hug hug kiss's kiss kiss kiss
and fairydust
Alex xxx

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeautiful faerie pictures

thank u smalljem

how's studenty life treating you? I am having fun beerchug

see you soon

x

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
indeed, fairies are woo and yay smile

can you put the original drawings online too?

Not that i want to see fairy bottoms that are currently obscured by pink stars, or anything... ubbangel

new year? i say umm pfft to the new year

umm pfft

all you fun studenty types have returned to your jape filled 'studies'

and i'm left here with nothing better to do but grumble and moan

grr grumble grumble

sometimes i swap them round: moan and grumble.

they say a change is as good as a rest

Uh oh... sudden...rush...of mischievousness...can't...hold...it...back...
tongue spank tongue ubbrollsmile ubbloco ubbrollsmile tongue spank hug ubbrollsmile tongue

wow, that was intense...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have to come to bournemouth on tuesday nights.... pm me for details..... or look up the thread,..... ubbtickled

passing through, this world still lives.


Posted:
hi this smallgirl on my other account forgotten my other log in frown hopefully i will try and come to some meets wen the weather gets a little better been really busy at uni

cant wait to meet peeps though

ubbrollsmile beerchug

wave

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Take care hon - look forward to having sunshine and smallgirl back in London! hug

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:

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here have some faeries, ickle

x

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


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