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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
hels! msn!
hels! msn!
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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*taps foot*
*taps foot*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
*ahem*
*ahem*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
this is the wrong way to go about finding a husband, you know....
this is the wrong way to go about finding a husband, you know....
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
i'm having problems signing in to MSN today.... grumble grumble....
trying again now
i'm having problems signing in to MSN today.... grumble grumble....
trying again now
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
happy now??
happy now??
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
getting there..
*smallsulk*
getting there..
*smallsulk*
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Posted:
hels, fiddler on the roof is about a poor village on teh steps of russia, while the russian eveloution is going on, and all about socialism, capitalism, and communism, it was teh first musical i ever saw
the song i was singing was from when tevya is dancing round his chickenhouse, singing about what would happen if he was not a poor milk man....
Song: If I Were a Rich Man Lyrics
[TEVYE]
(the first parahgraph is a quite monolouge to god )
[song]
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
[/song]
its ace,
hels, blue, would you like me to send you invites so you can get the new msn 8?
hels, fiddler on the roof is about a poor village on teh steps of russia, while the russian eveloution is going on, and all about socialism, capitalism, and communism, it was teh first musical i ever saw
the song i was singing was from when tevya is dancing round his chickenhouse, singing about what would happen if he was not a poor milk man....
Song: If I Were a Rich Man Lyrics
[TEVYE]
(the first parahgraph is a quite monolouge to god )
[song]
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
[/song]
its ace,
hels, blue, would you like me to send you invites so you can get the new msn 8?
Step (el-nombrie)
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Posted:
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thats what tevye looks like in the movie....
sorry, ill leve you alone now...
Non-Https Image Link
thats what tevye looks like in the movie....
sorry, ill leve you alone now...
Step (el-nombrie)
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Posted:
I were Rolf Harris....
I were Rolf Harris....
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Now I KNOW you've been away from HoP for a while. The list has had one cute name on it since 2004. And before that there weren't that many names either...
And I will GLADLY show my very short list of snogged HoPers just to see everyone elses'.
Perhaps my reputation has been snogging folks without my knowledge. Or maybe people are just fantisizing about me again.
Now where did I put that "I'm not in love with you" post that I started years ago...?
Written by: [Nx?
]
shall we produce the extensive list of cute hoppers you have chased?
T
Now I KNOW you've been away from HoP for a while. The list has had one cute name on it since 2004. And before that there weren't that many names either...
And I will GLADLY show my very short list of snogged HoPers just to see everyone elses'.
Perhaps my reputation has been snogging folks without my knowledge. Or maybe people are just fantisizing about me again.
Now where did I put that "I'm not in love with you" post that I started years ago...? Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
[Old link]
[Old link]
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Posted:
chased = long
snogged = short
T :P
chased = long
snogged = short
T :P
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Hardly.
https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/sho...;o=all&vc=1
Maybe it's just me being "American" that's confusing you.
C'mon... if I shacked up at the Princess Palace and didn't even put the moves on either Princess how much could I have POSSIBLY been chasing skirt?
Besides, this is all ancient history. The love of my life is on a plane right now to see me.
The next thing you'll be telling me is that I was chasing Lightning and You.
Hardly.
https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/sho...;o=all&vc=1
Maybe it's just me being "American" that's confusing you.
C'mon... if I shacked up at the Princess Palace and didn't even put the moves on either Princess how much could I have POSSIBLY been chasing skirt?
Besides, this is all ancient history. The love of my life is on a plane right now to see me.
The next thing you'll be telling me is that I was chasing Lightning and You.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
He's right ya know! He's shacked up with me and Bams loads of times, and has been a perfect gent every time.
We give him somewhere to stay, and in return he cooks, he gives massages, he buys us Princess wands (
man that was the funniest gift EVER!)..... and never tries it on. He's a good man I tell ya!
He's right ya know! He's shacked up with me and Bams loads of times, and has been a perfect gent every time.
We give him somewhere to stay, and in return he cooks, he gives massages, he buys us Princess wands (
man that was the funniest gift EVER!)..... and never tries it on. He's a good man I tell ya! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
boo!
and i always looked up to him as a stud, my youfull idols all get toppled...
boo!
and i always looked up to him as a stud, my youfull idols all get toppled...
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Posted:
Sorry bro, you'll just have to slut it up for both of us.
Sorry bro, you'll just have to slut it up for both of us.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
so, hels. im in japan. where are you?
so, hels. im in japan. where are you?
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
I can manage that...
T
I can manage that...
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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NYC
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Posted:
We demand details and if not video then at least photos.
We demand details and if not video then at least photos.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
happy today....
happy today....
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
NYC- photoes of me slutting it up?
thats on pay-per-view....
Helz-
Im gonna come see you soooon! april, somehow, yay!
NYC- photoes of me slutting it up?
thats on pay-per-view....
Helz-
Im gonna come see you soooon! april, somehow, yay! This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Posted:
I've just handed my notice in at work
....and it feels great!
Just got the small issue of finding another job, and another house...... in BRISTOL.
yeah baby
I've just handed my notice in at work
....and it feels great!
Just got the small issue of finding another job, and another house...... in BRISTOL.
yeah baby
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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cole. x
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cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
I'm gonna get soooooo pissed tonight! speed drinking is the way forward....
Might regret this when I wake up tomorrow and I have to pack all my sh!t away and actually move house
I'm gonna get soooooo pissed tonight! speed drinking is the way forward....
Might regret this when I wake up tomorrow and I have to pack all my sh!t away and actually move house
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
Hay Lady
Just a quick swoop to grin, wiggle and say hi.
hope your well
Hay Lady
Just a quick swoop to grin, wiggle and say hi.
hope your well
Love is the law.
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Posted:
I'm REALLY well at the moment thanks!!!
Life is ticking along quite nicely.
Can't wait for the spring/summer to get here though.....lots of fun things planned. Including another trip to ireland for the EJC.
Looking forward to that SO much!
:wiggle: right back at ya!
I'm REALLY well at the moment thanks!!!
Life is ticking along quite nicely.
Can't wait for the spring/summer to get here though.....lots of fun things planned. Including another trip to ireland for the EJC.
Looking forward to that SO much!
:wiggle: right back at ya!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooooo You're moving closer to The Land of the Leeks! YAY!
Good luck house and job hunting
Oooooooooo You're moving closer to The Land of the Leeks! YAY!
Good luck house and job hunting
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Hurrah hurrah for u handing in your notice at work! Its been a while coming! And Bristol will be great! In a couple of years I'll be moving there myself, and in the meantime I'll be down there from time to time - I'll prob see more of you in Bristol than I did in London!!
Can't wait for summer either and taking trips in my BPV (big Pikey van) : )
XX
Hurrah hurrah for u handing in your notice at work! Its been a while coming! And Bristol will be great! In a couple of years I'll be moving there myself, and in the meantime I'll be down there from time to time - I'll prob see more of you in Bristol than I did in London!!
Can't wait for summer either and taking trips in my BPV (big Pikey van) : )
XX
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
thanks Kat!
Will your BPV be road-tripping it to Ireland for the EJC? Or to Play?
Hope to see you lots in the summer!!
Congrats again on getting that ring on your finger
right - off to the pub now me thinks.
thanks Kat! Will your BPV be road-tripping it to Ireland for the EJC? Or to Play?
Hope to see you lots in the summer!!
Congrats again on getting that ring on your finger
right - off to the pub now me thinks.
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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