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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...

Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda

The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hels! msn!

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
*taps foot*

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
*ahem*

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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
this is the wrong way to go about finding a husband, you know.... spank

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm having problems signing in to MSN today.... grumble grumble....

trying again now

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
happy now??

biggrin

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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
getting there..

*smallsulk*

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hels, fiddler on the roof is about a poor village on teh steps of russia, while the russian eveloution is going on, and all about socialism, capitalism, and communism, it was teh first musical i ever saw

the song i was singing was from when tevya is dancing round his chickenhouse, singing about what would happen if he was not a poor milk man....



Song: If I Were a Rich Man Lyrics
[TEVYE]
(the first parahgraph is a quite monolouge to god )

[song]
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
[/song]

its ace, biggrin

hels, blue, would you like me to send you invites so you can get the new msn 8?

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:

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thats what tevye looks like in the movie.... smile

sorry, ill leve you alone now...

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I were Rolf Harris....


devil

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: [Nx?

]
shall we produce the extensive list of cute hoppers you have chased?

T wave




Now I KNOW you've been away from HoP for a while. The list has had one cute name on it since 2004. And before that there weren't that many names either... confused

And I will GLADLY show my very short list of snogged HoPers just to see everyone elses'.

Perhaps my reputation has been snogging folks without my knowledge. Or maybe people are just fantisizing about me again. wink Now where did I put that "I'm not in love with you" post that I started years ago...?

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
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[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
chased = long

snogged = short

T :P

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Hardly.

https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/sho...;o=all&vc=1


Maybe it's just me being "American" that's confusing you.

C'mon... if I shacked up at the Princess Palace and didn't even put the moves on either Princess how much could I have POSSIBLY been chasing skirt? wink

Besides, this is all ancient history. The love of my life is on a plane right now to see me. ubblove

The next thing you'll be telling me is that I was chasing Lightning and You. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
He's right ya know! He's shacked up with me and Bams loads of times, and has been a perfect gent every time.

We give him somewhere to stay, and in return he cooks, he gives massages, he buys us Princess wands (ubblol man that was the funniest gift EVER!)..... and never tries it on. He's a good man I tell ya!

kiss

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[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
boo!

and i always looked up to him as a stud, my youfull idols all get toppled...

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Sorry bro, you'll just have to slut it up for both of us. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
so, hels. im in japan. where are you?

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[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
I can manage that... tongue

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
We demand details and if not video then at least photos. smile

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Helz BellzSILVER Member
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2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin bounce biggrin bounce biggrin

happy today....

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[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
NYC- photoes of me slutting it up?

thats on pay-per-view....

Helz- hug hug ubblove Im gonna come see you soooon! april, somehow, yay!

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-><- Kallisti


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
bounce bounce2 bounce

I've just handed my notice in at work biggrin biggrin
....and it feels great!

ubbrollsmile

beerchug ubbsmokinvegas beerchug

Just got the small issue of finding another job, and another house...... in BRISTOL.

yeah baby biggrin

cool

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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:

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biggrin bounce2 biggrin


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

I'm gonna get soooooo pissed tonight! speed drinking is the way forward.... wink

Might regret this when I wake up tomorrow and I have to pack all my sh!t away and actually move house eek

ubblol

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ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
Hay Lady

Just a quick swoop to grin, wiggle and say hi.

hope your well smile

hug

Love is the law.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
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2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm REALLY well at the moment thanks!!! hug
Life is ticking along quite nicely.

Can't wait for the spring/summer to get here though.....lots of fun things planned. Including another trip to ireland for the EJC.

bounce

Looking forward to that SO much!

:wiggle: right back at ya! wink

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooooo You're moving closer to The Land of the Leeks! YAY!

Good luck house and job hunting hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Hurrah hurrah for u handing in your notice at work! Its been a while coming! And Bristol will be great! In a couple of years I'll be moving there myself, and in the meantime I'll be down there from time to time - I'll prob see more of you in Bristol than I did in London!!

Can't wait for summer either and taking trips in my BPV (big Pikey van) : )

XX

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin thanks Kat!

Will your BPV be road-tripping it to Ireland for the EJC? Or to Play?

Hope to see you lots in the summer!!
Congrats again on getting that ring on your finger smile smile

right - off to the pub now me thinks.

beerchug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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