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Posted: 22nd Nov 2002
*ding dong*

thought i'd ring the bell rather than just barge in unannounced - it'd be a bit rude seein as i've never been round before.

brought a few bags of the good stuff to air the place out.
i'm giving up sliffs i think - i've had a good few this morning and am still at work typing away - i don't think they work as well as your traditional spliffs.

i'll give 'em one more chance... if only i could roll em

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 22nd Nov 2002
Right I must say hello and drop by as I havent had a chance to yet... So much work but its wicked when you got great people you already know to welcome to HOP although they been here long time!

Hels me love you long time! *hold up sliff and spliff in other hand and shouts at top of lungs PING!!!!*

Right so you want to be examined do you?!?!?!

Remember we are concerned with creativity and potential ability to make us fall off our chairs affect....

2) have you thought about PINK if not then go speak to Pink Poi shes the official authority on the color?

4) did we ever get your marmite/nutella preference?

56) if you had ten minutes to live what would you do?

97) if you had forty children how would you remember all their names and all their kids names too?!

65) are there many bells in hell?!

484) do you like sailing if so where?

43) how many notes in an octave? How did you know?

99) why is a jack in the box called jack and who came up with the term??

Right I hope this is enough! fewy..whooooho!
*wipes sweat off brow*

I hope you like the questions darling remember this is your qualification survey so answer well. I believe Mr. Ginny will be around promptly to tell you whether you qualify or not! I hope to see you on the team!

Much love and huggles,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

Posted: 27th Nov 2002
Comes running in from Lolli's thread at that wonderful sound

PONG! wow that must have been the longest time ever.

Thanks Drome .

Hey Hels how you doin'

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

Posted: 2nd Jan 2003
(*Hugz 4 Hels*)

Errrm apparently I owe you an apology.
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(*Crawls off into corner to hide*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 2nd Jan 2003
No worries Cam - apology accepted



Just trying to sum up our new year....

...there was beer, tequilla, whisky, singing, dancing, kissing, arse's and tits. There was also an alienfox - but most importantly there was a CAMERA!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 21st Jan 2003
Hey sexy, how's you?

I thought i'd pop in to see one of my favourtie girls.

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

Posted: 21st Jan 2003
HEY HELS!!

long time no chat huh? what you bin up to?





take it easy angel, I'll be back soon

whats up with all the limitations?

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can.....

Oooh, err, nearly Saturday - woooohooooo

Cartoon Asylum and all that Jazz

Nice to see u at Spitz again hon, that's 2 weeks in a row innit? - steady on and all that - lol

Hugz

I'm fed up with making tea, anyone for hot chocolate.....?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Is that with whipped cream on top? mmmmmmm....

Yes please.

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
i don't care how cute u are Dizz, I'm not doing anything with whipped cream on except laying back and making weird groaning noises......oh fuck you meant whipped cream on the hot chocolate, not me when I'm making it.....errrrrrm - arrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
(*runs off screaming*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Bollocks, that now makes no sense what-so-ever coz it's the 1st post on a new page.......must start counting posts again.

Yay for page 8, and no, I'm not really a freak.........honest!

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
oooh - two of my favourite people have dragged my intro back from the depths of HOP.



Small one - can i have whipped cream AND baileys in mine???

Spitz two weeks running AND I was doing poi (badly but I was trying!) - whatever next huh???

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Next:- coffee and a fag, followed by the cancan, a tour of my spaceship and then some rhubarb.

Whipped cream & Baileys it is sweetpea - x

You weren't doing poi badly at all, you were doing great poi for someone that doesn't spin ever, and still better than many people that spin all the time - x

Huggles

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Huggles & Snuggles....

Awww schucks!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Feb 2003

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 24th Mar 2003
Hey honey,

I'm pulling this thread back to the present. It was unexpected and great to see you yesterday, with the exception of the cold feet night, it seem like ages.

Well have to hook up soon and catch up properly.

Did you say you were coming tomorrow night?


D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

Posted: 24th Mar 2003
Oh I forgot.

Pong! Ego! etc etc

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie

Posted: 24th Mar 2003
Good to see you yesterday too, though I was K-nackered by the time I got home. Nick was such a star driving me!

I'm skiving off college tonight (hopefully Cole will go!), so depending on how much of an early night I have, I may well make it tomorrow after college.

Cheers for the Bump!

See you soon babes!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 24th Mar 2003
*wanders in with a huge hug and a for Hels and then sits down to play with the electric socket*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Posted: 25th Mar 2003
m to the w to the a to the h

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
(*Runs in being "Teeny statured" hugs everyone and disappears into the hole in the wall*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
i think you meant ran into the wall and created a hole.......fool!

hugs to hells

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
I just have one thing to say...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sorry had to get that out, b*stards are ACTUALLY making me work today. How dare they?

Hugs to UCOF and the teeny one!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
evil gits.....

hugs again oh gorgeous one!

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
I KNOW!!!

Well it's exactly 5 o'clock and I'm outta here - catch ya later oh gorgeous one yourself!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Mar 2003
no its not....its 17:09 and 25 secs no 26 no 27 no 28 no 29 no 30 no 31 no 32 no 33 seconds

Posted: 27th Mar 2003
So last night was a momentous evening in the Princess Palace for more than one reason. I feel I need to share this with the family.

Firstly I (the Bammers ) decided seeing as spring was in the air, it was time for Spring cleaning of the house (and my head)

The Palace now offers it's visitors a hygienically clean kitchen, no more being afraid to cook , and wait for it.....it's worth it ......a clean floor. Yep, no more treading crumbs onto the carpet when walking out of the kitchen.

We are also now the proud owners of a beautiful new grow space Might help if we planted something though.....

By the time Hels Bells came home from work my batteries had run out, and the look on Princess Hels face told me so had hers (how wrong was I!).
I shut my eyes for about 10 seconds and when I opened them again what did I see......? Helen hitting herself with poi, but she had a smile on her face.
For those of you that don't know, Hels of the Bells had never picked up poi and had fun. In fact I can't really remember her ever picking them up willingly.

Soooo 2 and a half hours later....and ohhh countless hits and giggles Hels was still having fun. I witnessed someone that had never understood poi, pick them up, and over the course of many swings figure them out..Move after move after move after move.

Helen it was a pleasure to witness you learn, laugh and bruise )

This morning I found this in my inbox

"can still do those moves, had to have a try this morning just to
check....I think I've got the bug!! Help me...........
How's you today honey? Me, I'm cool. Had a good night last night despite my
bad mood when I got home, though those bruises are a beauty this morning!"

hehehe just wanted to share this with the family.

BamBam

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

Posted: 27th Mar 2003
There have been many a night when Cole and Johnny have popped over to ours and them and Bammers have practiced poi all night (and i really do mean ALL night)...and I was just happy to sit, smoke, drink and watch....

Oh but not anymore my friends. Oh no! Must learn new tricks....must get Cole to teach me one move each week (winks at Cole, d'ya wanna take on another student?)

Yay! poi now....

I remember Drew asking me a while back if I was addicted/obsessed to poi yet. When I said No, he had that knowing look in his eye and said "you will be soon".....

How true, how true!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 27th Mar 2003
Welcome to the Dark Side -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Mar 2003
*winks back at hels*

alright then

one word though girls (and you have to do this before i teach you 5bt weave btb - the next move you need to learn)...

! ! ! S O W ! ! !

(and thats with refernce to seeds, not female pigs).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood