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Posted: 3rd Jan 2006
Happy Birthday Hels.

I hope the new year is bringing you fun

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 4th Jan 2006
Happy Birthday Hells. . .

Extra big Ping.

Posted: 4th Jan 2006
slikewise.

HapBifDay miss bellz,

sending HUge snowy love and no present (errm?) from scotland.

swim!

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

Posted: 4th Jan 2006
wishing yoo a rockin birthday princess hels!!

this is for you on your birthday:


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he seems to have lost his swimming trunks on the beach somewhere - have you still got them...?


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 4th Jan 2006
well how can i top that?
HOW ABOUT A TICKLE SQUAD!!!
GET ER BOYS!!!!

*RUNS AROUND THE ROOM SHOOTING RUBBER SUCTION DARTS*

sometime this evening you must officially have a shot of patron tequila on me.
no, literally, BODY SHOTS TIME!!!! YEEEEHAW!!!

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

Posted: 4th Jan 2006
*hands Helz a big fat bifta* Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Darling!

Gayle.....!

Posted: 6th Jan 2006


Birthday was indeed pretty damm wicked. I was sat in a beach bar in Samui drinking cocktails, playing cards and chilling with all the guys and gals also here in thailand.

Damm fine way to celebrate getting old... had presents, cards and LOTS of drinks. Yay!!!



See ya all soon.

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 7th Jan 2006
Old!?! Pfffft! you're not old!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 7th Jan 2006
Happy Birthday Miss Helz.
I hope you are having (have had) an awesomely fantastical time in Thailand and I look forward to seeing you when you return

Thank you for helping to make my 2005 a fantastic one!

Posted: 7th Jan 2006
hey miss bells, hope you had an excellent bday!

i only just saw your comment on my pic from october lol, i remember now (sorry im a bit slow) hope your good, and you have an excellent trip

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

Posted: 10th Jan 2006
enjoy the birthday pad thai, lucky lass!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

Posted: 26th Jan 2006
morning miss belz


hope you like your pressie in your pms

how are you lady?

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 26th Jan 2006
Pressie was great thanks

<----- look it's working again and everything

I'm pretty good. Had a trip down thailand memory lane last night - met up with all the guys, and saw everyone's photos. And there was lots. and lots

happy days indeedy.

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Jan 2006


cause i can multitask

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

Posted: 26th Jan 2006
i can multitask too
But you're a boy, and boys normally can't. So, you deserve a gold star

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 26th Jan 2006
you know whay i think some men can and some men cant, boobs

all women can multi task cos they have teh secret power in their boobs,

some guys can, cos they have moobs, and while these are still technically, boobs, they are not quite as effective at multitasking as female ones, but htey do work

now as a guy as you losose your moobs, you lose th a bility to multitask, and so is the same in reverse

and yes there are some exceptions as tehre are to all rules

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 27th Jan 2006
i think that was just an excuse to say boobs a few times

Girls can multitask cos they are cleverer than boys. End of story

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 27th Jan 2006





you are both in trouble when i get home

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

Posted: 27th Jan 2006
hels if there is a chance to say boobs, yes i am imature enough to take it

like this


boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

hows that?

multicolour boobs!

and rob, yes im sorry for saying you have boobs, i meant to say you have smashing boobs

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 27th Jan 2006
on a side vain note, you knwo i have over halled my hop gallery dont ya?

go have a look, i think the pic of you looks even hoter now!
hows it hanging now btw, do you look at it and think wow thats me?

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 28th Jan 2006
Hey hels. Sorry for not wishing you happy stuff and merry things on your birthday. If it's any consolation I forgot virtually everbody's for the last month or so (including Adam and Eva, and Mr Malcolm). From reading your posts it looks you had a wicked time and probably didn't even notice me forgetting

Hope you are well and happy and stuff

Meh

Posted: 31st Jan 2006

Posted: 1st Feb 2006
miss belz -

i uplaoded this pic of you to my gallery, hope you like

sorry its a bit poo, the bg ruins it, an dit would be really hard to remove it

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006
ucof - why so sad honey? maybe a pizza lunch will cheer ya up?

cantus - happy stuff and merry things no worries honey hope all is good in cantus world.....

Mech - pics cool. And tag design now has full credits for all your pics on our site! Yay!


Why do i find it almost impossible to apply for any jobs???

Hate writing CV's, hate writing the letters.

Anyone have any tips? I've got filter tips - but they're not helping much

arrrghhhhhhh

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006
Grumble grumble.. its cold innit? and I havent seen my favourite princesses lately either Pizza will certainly help...

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006
Hels, i could send you my CV if it helps?

Gayle.....!

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006

Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility

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Grumble grumble.. its cold innit?

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Certainly is.... my nipples are all erect.

oooops.... did I say that out loud??

hope to see you spoons

Gayle - email on it's way honey.

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006

Written by: Helz Bellz

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Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility

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Grumble grumble.. its cold innit?

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Certainly is.... my nipples are all erect.

oooops.... did I say that out loud??

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takes teh ice cube off helen....naughty helz

stop trying to make hop x-rated

Step (el-nombrie)

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006


(and an indiscreet one for the ere.. ahem)

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

Posted: 2nd Feb 2006
Hels hun, have you found a rich old man with a heart condition yet?

I've been scanning the net for one but haven't found you one yet. Maybe we should be more pro active. Do you think we could advertize for one...... or would that be a bit to obvious?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!