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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Step (el-nombrie)
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Posted:
i second that..
i second that..
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Thanks guys
I just finished that task I started on Wednesday evening.
i am going to ask for a bonus for doing that mind numbingly depressing work, and if my manager is unable to do that, I will quit
I also worked out that my supposed annual salary is much less than the 9000 I worked out. That number is based on if I worked every week day in the year, and doesnt include the money taken off for holidays that people are forced to take.
Thanks guys
I just finished that task I started on Wednesday evening.
i am going to ask for a bonus for doing that mind numbingly depressing work, and if my manager is unable to do that, I will quit
I also worked out that my supposed annual salary is much less than the 9000 I worked out. That number is based on if I worked every week day in the year, and doesnt include the money taken off for holidays that people are forced to take.
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Momma Bear
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
dude.....
come here
[Old link]
all your friends would love to see you!!
even step!
dude.....
come here
[Old link]
all your friends would love to see you!!
even step!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Strugz, i did exactly the same attempted convincing last weekend, but Jonny has other plans
Strugz, i did exactly the same attempted convincing last weekend, but Jonny has other plans
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
your coming tho eh?
and binging fella?
youd better - my house is getting filled with far too many girls!
your coming tho eh?
and binging fella?
youd better - my house is getting filled with far too many girls!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Aye Strugz, I cant come as I promised my sister i would help pull down her ceilings in her new house over the bank holiday weekend.
Lame I know. I hope you have a great time there.
Aye Strugz, I cant come as I promised my sister i would help pull down her ceilings in her new house over the bank holiday weekend.
Lame I know. I hope you have a great time there.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Ahh real man's work!
Yo UCOF I-COFCOF! How's it hanging?
You still have your shaggy hair? Hope so, suited ye...
You coming to either Uberparis or Southern Lights?
Ahh real man's work!
Yo UCOF I-COFCOF! How's it hanging?
You still have your shaggy hair? Hope so, suited ye...
You coming to either Uberparis or Southern Lights?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Hows it hanging? Really shite to be honest.
Nope, Ive had a haircut.
Nope, not going to those.
Sorry!
Hows it hanging? Really shite to be honest.
Nope, Ive had a haircut.
Nope, not going to those.
Sorry!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
sorry
sorry Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
john,
bad times always end dude!
john,
bad times always end dude!
Step (el-nombrie)
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Oh dear. Not gonna make it any better but best I can offer
You too Skully
*ping*
Oh dear. Not gonna make it any better but best I can offer
You too Skully
*ping*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Posted:
Jon, although the work you're doing is total sh*te, you do have the sexiest girl from HoP sleeping in your bed every night!!
Jon, although the work you're doing is total sh*te, you do have the sexiest girl from HoP sleeping in your bed every night!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
All well as being something of a sex god yourself...
Doesn't help with your current situation (unless you're thinking of new career avenues)
All well as being something of a sex god yourself...
Doesn't help with your current situation (unless you're thinking of new career avenues
) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Posted:
So I quit my job today.
So I quit my job today.
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Momma Bear
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Momma Bear
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Posted:
yay!! you're free, go and make love to your lady to celebrate 
yay!!
you're free, go and make love to your lady to celebrate Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
did you quit by doing a big poo in the shared kitchen? nummy!
did you quit by doing a big poo in the shared kitchen? nummy!
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Posted:
Good luck mate
Good luck mate
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Posted:
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
Jon, I feel for your previous situation. I was forced to do data entry last easter due to being unable to work on construction sites because of my leg. It was the single most mind numbing job I have ever had the miss fortune of undertaking. I was allowed to listen to music in the the office, which was the only way me and another girl could get through the day.
Just keep our hopes up and keep looking and something will turn up. Is the DVLA cloe enough for you to consider apply for a job with them?
I still have a present for you, will mail it down as soon as I get a job myself
Jon, I feel for your previous situation. I was forced to do data entry last easter due to being unable to work on construction sites because of my leg. It was the single most mind numbing job I have ever had the miss fortune of undertaking. I was allowed to listen to music in the the office, which was the only way me and another girl could get through the day.
Just keep our hopes up and keep looking and something will turn up. Is the DVLA cloe enough for you to consider apply for a job with them?
I still have a present for you, will mail it down as soon as I get a job myself
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Posted:
good luck finding a better job!
in the meantime, don't forget how to take a shower!
good luck finding a better job!
in the meantime, don't forget how to take a shower!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
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Posted:
Hey jon, hope you're doin fine,
Just doing the rounds again!
I'm a gardener now. maybe a possible new job you could try too? Sunbird will train you in exchange for poi lessons. (he needs em lol)
Hey jon, hope you're doin fine,
Just doing the rounds again!
I'm a gardener now. maybe a possible new job you could try too? Sunbird will train you in exchange for poi lessons. (he needs em lol)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Location: London
Posted:
i miss yoo and x
in other news, i nearly posted this in UnclassifiedLeggyGirl's intro. i'm used to just treating any big jumble of words with a U at the beginning as your name.
you should try coming up with names like UnilateralHamperOnGolfcourse, and see how many people actually notice the initials are wrong...
i miss yoo and x
in other news, i nearly posted this in UnclassifiedLeggyGirl's intro. i'm used to just treating any big jumble of words with a U at the beginning as your name.
you should try coming up with names like UnilateralHamperOnGolfcourse, and see how many people actually notice the initials are wrong...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ello Jon boy.
How goes it?
Ello Jon boy.
How goes it?
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Evening Jon. How's your feet? How's the Skully?
Evening Jon. How's your feet? How's the Skully?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Posted:
Arnott's got back to me. Apparantly some 400+ Sainsbury's stores stock a range of Tim Tams. Now we just need to find one of these 400 near each of us
Arnott's got back to me. Apparantly some 400+ Sainsbury's stores stock a range of Tim Tams. Now we just need to find one of these 400 near each of us
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Posted:
it sounds as if im going to be bringing a small truckload of timtams with me
missing you a bunch mr ucof
it sounds as if im going to be bringing a small truckload of timtams with me
missing you a bunch mr ucof
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Jo: Did that twice the other day in 12 hours! Woooo!
Bender: No poos in the shared kitchen, seeing as the shared kitchen was in the office, I thought that would be most inappropriate
Chutt-knee: Good luck to you too my man!
Rougie: No sheep indeedy! Actually, seeing as im living in Wales, I think its odd that I havent seen many sheep at all really
Steaks: I could apply to the DVLA, but I generallly tend to wait for a job to be available, otherwise I will just spend all my time applying for jobs that dont actually exist. Any update on the TimTams?
Lazy_Angel: Cheers for that video. I read the rules ages ago in a dirty newspaper, but havent seen the video for it. Its all sooooo true!
Tinkle: Im doing alright I suppose. Im supposed to be our gardner, but its generally grey and rainy, so there isnt much point
simian: X and I miss you too. And you STILL havent sent me Emily's number! Blood and stones mate! :P AND you still havent come and visited us. Its only 3 hours train away from London dontchaknow?
Asena: How goes it? So so really.. still looking for a job, and still getting turned down. Ive started thinking that maybe continually applying every day for the same job may result in better..umm.. results. They may be forced to give me the job, or issue a restraining order that bans me from contacting them.
Flashpoint: My feet are achey. Skully is also achey too. Maybe they are the same thing?
Pete:Bring the TimTams! Bring the TimTams! Bring the TimTams! I miss you too dude It already feels like years since I last saw you 
Jo: Did that twice the other day in 12 hours!
Woooo!Bender: No poos in the shared kitchen, seeing as the shared kitchen was in the office, I thought that would be most inappropriate
Chutt-knee: Good luck to you too my man!
Rougie: No sheep indeedy! Actually, seeing as im living in Wales, I think its odd that I havent seen many sheep at all really
Steaks: I could apply to the DVLA, but I generallly tend to wait for a job to be available, otherwise I will just spend all my time applying for jobs that dont actually exist. Any update on the TimTams?
Lazy_Angel: Cheers for that video. I read the rules ages ago in a dirty newspaper, but havent seen the video for it. Its all sooooo true!
Tinkle: Im doing alright I suppose. Im supposed to be our gardner, but its generally grey and rainy, so there isnt much point
simian: X and I miss you too. And you STILL havent sent me Emily's number! Blood and stones mate! :P AND you still havent come and visited us. Its only 3 hours train away from London dontchaknow?
Asena: How goes it? So so really.. still looking for a job, and still getting turned down. Ive started thinking that maybe continually applying every day for the same job may result in better..umm.. results. They may be forced to give me the job, or issue a restraining order that bans me from contacting them.
Flashpoint: My feet are achey. Skully is also achey too. Maybe they are the same thing?
Pete:Bring the TimTams! Bring the TimTams! Bring the TimTams!
I miss you too dude It already feels like years since I last saw you SILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia
water based
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Location: melbourne, Australia
Posted:
yeah, ditto i guess ill get to see you again soon enough.. and skully.. and wales, in all its leeky glory
yeah, ditto
i guess ill get to see you again soon enough.. and skully.. and wales, in all its leeky glory "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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